#firefly quotes

[rpmemesiwanttosee]

You're in a dangerous line of work. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: no matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe… 'cause I'm your medic. And however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies, and more than enough of both. Now, we could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. 'Cause I don't see this working any other way.

─ Dr. Simon Tam, "Firefly"

[tothethousandthline]

Malcolm Reynolds: And I never back down from a fight.

Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

Mal: Well... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one!

[youcantrewind]

Starcruiser OCs, but make them Firefly

[anxioussailorsoldier]

zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

[hisbucky]

Chris: So you're gonna date my dad? Tommy: Huh? No, I'm just friends with Eddie - Chris: Not dad dad. My other dad. Tommy, blinking: ...Evan? Chris, scrunches his nose: Who the fuck is Evan?

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: What did I say to you about barging into my apartment?

Damian: That it was selfish and impulsive?

Dick: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was: Don't.

[alovecraft]

At the morning meeting, Manager Sauce was sharing some “favorite quotes” from dept managers and ASMs. Jamie and I wound up discussing what would be our quote and spent the rest of the day sending stuff to each other back and forth via text:

Jamie: I dunno. “I am a Leaf on the wind” or “Let’s go be heroes.” Me: by my pretty bonnet i will end you J: you will go to that special hell, reserved for child molesters and those that talk in the theatre Me: beans in my ears Me: when you can’t run, you crawl. And when you can’t crawl, you find someone to carry you J: curse your sudden but inevietable betrayl! J: I can kill you with my brain Me: morituri nolumus mori (we who are about to die don’t want to) J: it has to be in english Me: like hell it does J: found one for the DM: d’ya know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain i go get nd beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here Me: if wishes were horses we’d all be eating steak J: we were spooning like baby cats Me: mine is an evil laugh J: I never lie. I willfully engage in a campaign of misinformation Me: Caesar si viveret ad remum dareis (if caesar were alive you’d be chained to an oar) J: why is it that every time I think I know the answers, someone goes and changes the questions? Me: Cats. Cats are nice Me: I was not born, yesterday Me: I need to find a Vimes or Vetinari quote. No! No no no wait, I got it. Me: “Trust me!” J: Grey. You said green men. A Reticulans skin tone is actually grey. They’re notorious for their extraction of human livers. Me: ia! ia! Cthulhu ftagn! Me: Stars aren’t that important. Street lights are important. Why? Because there’s so few of them. And they were made by monkeys.

[kinkley-are-adorkable-flirts]

Buck: “So, maybe we both have daddy issues?”

Tommy: “I don’t. I do have daddy solutions though.”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: We need a diversion. I say Thor gets naked.

Steve: No.

Thor: I could get naked.

The Avengers: NO!!!

[tevanbegins]

Scenes at the medal ceremony —

Captain Gerrard: *Ignores Hen and Chimney and walks over to Tommy*

Hen & Chimney: *roll their eyes and give him the finger behind his back*

Captain Gerrard (to Tommy) : Hey, Tommy, my boy! It was an idiotic, thoughtless risk you took flying into a hurricane without waiting for the Chief's orders, but congratulations on the medal!

Tommy (sarcastically): Well, that's what you do for family. But you wouldn't know that, would you Captain Gerrard?

Captain Gerrard: *ignores the taunt*

Anyway, I'm proud of you!

Tommy: I stopped trying to make you proud a long time ago.

Captain Gerrard: *confused*

What do you mean?

Tommy: *calls Evan over*

*smooches the hell out of Evan in front of Gerrard and God*

Hen & Chimney: *wolf whistle*

Tommy: This is what I mean. Meet my boyfriend, Firefighter Evan Buckley from the 118.

Evan: *blushes at Tommy's move and proudly nods at Gerrard*

Captain Gerrard: *gasps and faints*

Chimney: What's our motto?

Tommy, Evan, Hen, & the 118: WHO CARES!

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Trailblazer, face down while Dan Heng and March 7th awkwardly pat her back: And then I called her Mom...

Himeko, at Welt and Pom-Pom, happily sobbing: And then she called me Mom!

Kafka, furiously ranting at Blade, Silver Wolf and Firefly: And then she called her MOM!

[glorf1ndel]

Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.

Legolas: :)

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Wait >:(

[tothethousandthline]

Zoe: I know something ain't right.

Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

[metamorphesque]

musings on grief

Evan Knoll, Grave of the Fireflies, Stephen Dobyns, Pablo Neruda, Donte Collins, Vincent Van Gogh, Natalie Diaz, Hannah Lock, @metamorphesque , Anna Akhmatova, Ocean Vuong

buy me a coffee

[thestarwarslesbian]

Tommy with Buck’s head in his lap: You’re so adorable. Buck: I could beat you in a fight. Tommy: I know sweetheart.

[hisbucky]

Bobby: Athena, are you seeing what I'm seeing? Athena: What I'm seeing is none of our business until he wants to tell us himself. Bobby: Right, of course. Buck can tell us that himself when he's comfortable. Athena: Right. Of course I'm right... Bobby: ...But you know, maybe a background check can't hurt. Athena, texting: I'm already on it.