"STOP TAKING THE HEALTH KITS"
He ubered the scout after this.
Additional sketches and some ramblings under the cut.
This is based on an encounter I had the other day, when a demoman took a medkit before my medigun connected with him. When he saw my health was down to 21, he would force me to stand at the spawn point and guarded me until I was healed. Wherever you are now, if you read this, you were a good lad and I love you.
Sometimes I think about how medic is emotionally very invested in the missions (which shows in his voice when he shouts at his team), but off-duty and during friendly taunts he seems to be among the most giggly, and fun-loving mercenaries in the team. I like to think he can get agitated very fast, but cools down just as quickly.
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Jason aggressively searching through the Manor, grumbling profanities under his breath.
Jason: If y'all don't give it up, I guarantee what will happen next won't be pretty.
Damian: Tt. You disarranged the Legos I worked hard on, Todd.
Tim: Hey! I helped Dami with that last night.
Duke: What are you looking for, Jay? Maybe we can help.
Dick: Little Wing, what is it?
Jason: My Wonder Woman plushie! Where the fuck is it? I swear, if one of you tried to--
Duke: Haven't seen it.
Damian: If you weren't so careless and if you were smarter, Todd, it would be easier to find.
Tim: You still have that plushie? Didn't you have it since you were fifteen?
Dick: You're an adult now, Jay. No need to be mad about it.
Damian: Grow up, Todd.
Jason: What did you say?
Duke and Tim: Uh, oh.
Jason: Doesn't matter how old I am, that plushie is important to me!
Jason: And don't be a hypocrite, Dickhead, you still have that Superman stuffed toy in your apartment and you're nearing your thirties.
the rest of the younger brothers stare at Dick.
Dick: I--I lost it! I don't know where it went.
Bruce, on the other side of the room, laughing wickedly. he's the culprit for hiding his kids' plushies or stuffed toys that aren't Batman.
this man is nearing his fifties but he still gets grumpy when his kids don't own a merch of him.
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Bruce is immortal until Tim Drake says so, oh you wanna kill Bruce Wayne? Nope Tim will do anything in his power to stop you/drag Bruce back to life, he pulled that emotionally complicated, depressed, piece of shit back from the edge and only HE gets to kill him.
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Request from @wafflesandd1ck for an evil starfire request.
I wouldn't say "evil"-evil, but this was if she was either mind-controlled/under a hallucinogen (like robin was in that episode "Haunted") but she sees everyone as enemies or something. idk. And I couldn't decide on what he was saying at the end, BUT i know my girl could body all them if she didn't hold herself back 👍
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