#incorrect ned stark quotes

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Ned Stark: My daughter will marry your son. I can't believe that we've made it so far.

Robert Baratheon: Yeah, and look at them go, so full of love. Like little mini versions of ourselves.

Arya Stark: "We'll go straight to King's Landing" they said. But this, this is gay to King's Landing.

[ir0npvrker]

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: would you rather have nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples

Ned: i can explain

Tony: how high

Ned: I mean he's usually just like this

Peter: would you rather fight chicken sized legs or leg sized chickens

Tony:

Ned: yeah I can't defend this anymore

[irondadspiderson4evr]

Peter, talking to Ned as they walk into the tower: and that’s how I almost died!

Tony: excuse me?

Steve: who and where?

Bruce: No one’s going to get away with that one, need me to send the other guy?

Clint, coming down from the vents: I can take care of them.

Peter, confused: I was just telling Ned about the time a building fell on me.

Ned: Yup!

Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Clint: WHAT?

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[fotibrit]

It’s spirit week at midtown and one of the days is crazy hat day. Peter mentions this to Tony, who IMMEDIATELY suggests Peter either wear the actual spider-man mask, or take one of the Iron Man helmets.

“NO, Mister Stark, I can’t- why would I wear that?”

“Why not? It would be funny.”

“Not once I have to explain how I have it!”

“That would be the funny part, actually.”

“NOBODY is wearing EITHER of those. I don’t know if I’ll even participate, Ned said he-“

“Kid, you’re a genius. Hey FRIDAY, text Ned Leeds and ask if he wants an Iron Man helmet for crazy hat day. He’d go for it”

“MISTER STARK, NO”

[sasha-naell]

Catelyn : So there are these two guys who are in love with me. There is one that my little sister is in love with, and the other I prefer his brother. So my crush has like 200 crushes (no seriously this guy is attracted to everyone) and he has a best friend who is like simp a little for my crush's sister. Except that my crush's sister really likes the little cousin of my crush's best friend, and it's mutual. Except that the little cousin of my crush's best friend is already married to a girl and this girl has a crush on the little brother of my crush's best friend and her best friend has a crush on my crush. So it obviously becomes a little complicated.

Brynden : Yeah I understand.

Hoster : HOW ??

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect Quote

Mj, gesturing to Peter: Ned, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Y/n: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Ned: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Peter, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

[inncorrect-starklings]

Bran: Mom, the other kids at school keep calling you a “MILF”. What is that?

Catelyn: …

Ned: It’s a fact

[claudiatherelentless]

Jon *chilling in the afterlife waiting for resurrection*: So I'm named for Jon?

Ned: Arryn.

Rhaegar: Connington.

Lyanna: -quil.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Peter: But what about training?

Tony: Fine. Other than training. And no computer.

Peter: I need my computer for school.

Tony: Then no… [glances at Ned] No Ned!

Peter: Ned? What?!?

Ned: No Ned?!?

Tony: NO NED!

[valarmorghulisarya]

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

[shining-m00nlight]

Some time ago in the Vale:

Ned: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Robert: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Ned: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Robert: I DO do it to you.

Ned: ...what?

Robert: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Maester?

Ned: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Robert: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Ned: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Robert: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Ned: That's perverted!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade

MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?

Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet

Peter: Fuck yes!!

Tony: nO-

Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS

[irondadspiderson4evr]

Tony: look at my son!

Peter, seeing how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth while Ned records it.

Tony, sighing: Pride is not the word I’m looking for…

[ir0npvrker]

tony, teaching peter how to drive: okay, now, you're driving and flash and ned walk onto the road. what do you hit, pete?

peter: flash, obviously, why would i want to hit ned?

tony:

tony: the breaks, kid. you hit the breaks