#incorrect soap quote

[unhingedpolycule]

Soap: hey, do you know how big king penguins are????

Ghost, vaguely gesturing: like this? Why?

Soap: ...

Soap: up to recently I thought they were like. A meter or two?

Ghost, incredulously: You say WHAT NOW

Ghost: Two meter penguins are nightmarefuel!

Soap: they look big!

Ghost, outraged: not that big

Soap, continuing to show Ghost penguin pictures: You can't tell me they don't look massive!!!!

~Moss

[crestapex]

Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Why are you following me? Ghost: Because we're dating now Y/N: Ok... what about Johnny? Ghost: We're a package deal Johnny: Buy one idiot, get one free

[neoarchipelago]

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[cod-dump]

Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

[ragingbookdragon]

Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.

Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?

Laswell: They’re not that bad.

Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

[incorrectcodquotes]

Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.

[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Gaz : Oh, that explains this.

[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

[gomzdrawfr]

based on @cod-dump's post roight over here

[unhingedpolycule]

Soap, wistfully: a family could just be me and my 300 chrome tabs

Ghost: no

Soap: so you're telling me I'll die alone???

~Moss

[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: Y/N, you'll be working with Soap and Ghost Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Price: Gaz: Ghost: Soap: Y/N:...Of people on a team

[blingblong55]

Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*