#james and peter are out

[lulublack90]

Prompt 28 - Satisfied

@jegulus-microfic February 28, Word count 269

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“All those fireworks I gave you and not a single one hit Snape?!” Sirius exclaimed as they slowly walked out of the Great Hall after finishing their meals, so they didn’t gain attention.

“It wasn’t about attacking Slytherin,” James said as he looped around a group of Hufflepuffs standing in the middle of the entrance hall swapping chocolate frog cards.

“It was about his sweet little Regulus. Poor little baby Black was getting bullied by his little friends and big, brave James had to save him.” Remus stuck his lower lip out in a pout that had Sirius jumping up to catch it between his teeth. 

Their affection towards each other had James and Peter discreetly going their own way. 

“Do you mind if I go find Liz?” Peter asked, looking longingly at the fifth floor landing high above them. 

“Yeah sure,” James chuckled fondly. Peter was spending more and more time away from their little group, but James supposed that was what growing up was like. The only two spending more and more time in their dorm room were Sirius and Remus for obvious reasons. James himself thought more about Regulus than he did on coming up with their next prank. 

Thinking about Regulus, he took the Marauders map out of his pocket and scanned the map as the black line spread across the scruffy parchment. He spotted him quickly. Regulus was in one of the unused Potions classrooms. 

Satisfied he knew where he was going, he put the map in his pocket and turned around to walk back towards the entrance hall and down to the dungeons.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

[arealtrashact]

Friends forever . . . and ever . . . and ever . . . and ever ∞ 

[sennenrings]

Gryffindor Common Room, 1973

please do not repost my art

[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

[ezkel]

James: most romantic ways to have a first kiss, wrong answers only

Remus: immediately after a death threat

Peter: while getting stabbed by your partner

Sirius: surrounded by dark magic

James: I said wrong answers only

[r-u-b-y-18]

Happy 19th birthday to Amazing New Mexico sunset

[ihaveopinionsonalotofthings]

I hate it when Peter is ignored. I hate it when he isn't included. I hate it when he barely says anything. I hate it when he's just the other guy in the marauder's dorm room. I hate it when he's the one that's always scared. I hate it when he's the one that's always nervous. I hate it when his entire character is just 'the one who doesn't fit in'. 'The one who doesn't belong'.

Because he did belong. He was probably funny. He was probably just as excited for their pranks. Sure, he wasn't as smart as them. He wasn't as powerful. But he still became an animagus for Remus. He was still a part of all their schemes. James, Sirius and Remus would never exclude him. Because to them, he wasn't pretending. He wasn't an imposter.

He was chosen to be the secret keeper because he was trusted. Because he was their friend. Because he was one of them. Somewhere along the way, that changed, yes. But he wasn't always like that. That's why his betrayal hurts. That's why no one saw it coming.

It's easy to forget that he really was a marauder. Yes, when it mattered the most, he chose not to be. But he was. And that meant something.

[prongss78]

boys dorm room

remus: have either of you noticed that pete's been missing a lot, recently?

sirius, who doesn't know how to cope w his feelings for remus: no? why are you paying so much attention to peter??

james, who has ALSO been missing a lot lately to secretly meet up with regulus: uh.. he's probably just busy...

remus: i think he's seeing someone

sirius: are you jealous? that he's seeing someone?

remus, giving sirius a weird look: what's your problem??

sirius: what's my problem??

james: haha, anyways, i've got to, uh, head out. i'll see you guys later!

*sirius and remus continue bickering as they head to the common room*

peter, who's hiding under james' invisibility cloak w gilderoy on his bed (who's looking rather smug): not a word.

gilderoy: so, you seeing anyone, petey?

peter, muttering under his breath: stick to the plan. stick to the plan...

[soupyloopyx]

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

[ghoststillhaunting]

My current favorite hobby is to make my own incorrect marvel quotes cause I think I'm so fucking funny

Here are some of my favorites :)

~

After a rough mission

Steve: whew! well that was crazy! I definitely need a smoke after that. Anyone got a cigarette I can bum off them?

Sam: uh Steve? aren't you asthmatic?

Steve: I mean I was? but what does that matter?

Bruce: cause cigarettes have been known to cause asthma...

Steve, who was prescribed cigarettes specifically to TREAT his asthma: What

~

Tony: Hey Steve. what'cha reading there?

Steve: Oh! it's this short horror story called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It's about this AI that gains consciousness and sets out to destroy humanity.

Natasha: sounds right up your ally Tony

Tony: That's not funny 😐

~

Tony: Now I do believe that capitalism can work-

Steve, who literally grew up during the Great Depression: I don't. It has done nothing but fuck us over and is the disease at the core of America.

Interviewer, taking notes: "Captain America is a communist" got it.

~

Tony: hey kid! what're your plans for Christmas?

Peter: Uh me and Aunt May don't really celebrate for Christmas

Tony: WHAT!? WHO WOULD EVER DEPRIVE A CHILD OF THE SWEET JOYS AND WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS???

Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm Jewish.

Tony:...oh

~

Steve: Hey Peter! Hey Ned!

Ned: omg Captain America knows my name!

Peter: Ned, you have dinner with us. Every Friday. Of course he knows your name.

Ned:...I know but it's still CRAZY

~

Tony: Peter. You must learn the consequences of your actions therefore I have no choice but to punish you. You aren't allowed in the labs for a month.

Peter: OH SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF

Tony: PETER

Peter: NO NO I SEE HOW IT IS YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD

Tony: PETER YOU RECREATED A LIGHTSABER AND SLICED THE COUCH INTO TWENTY PIECES

Peter: GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

~

Tony: Kid WHY and HOW do you know how to use a gun???

Peter:...I play a lot of call of duty?

Tony: this is the closest i have ever been to wanting to punt a child

~

Steve: Jesus Tony stop being such a cunt!

Tony: 😦

Peter: ATE

~

Bucky: Peter...do you think i'm gay?

Peter:....you are wearing a rupaul muscle tee

Bucky:...you didn't answer my question :(

~

Interviewer: What are your thoughts on immigration?

Steve: my parents were immigrants...what do you think my thoughts are?

[uhhlifeig]

Promotion - May 21 - word count: 268 - @wolfstarmicrofic

“Everyone,” Sirius said, standing up from his seat at the table. “I have several promotions to make today.”

“What?” James asked.

���Glad you asked, Prongs. First- drumroll please- James, you’re being promoted from best friend to best man!”

James gasped. “Oh my God, it happened?” he squealed. “I am so happy for you two, oh my gosh.”

“Right? Anyways,” Sirius clapped his hands excitedly. “Hope, Lyall, you’re officially my in-laws to be- congrats, by the way. Aren’t I such a gem to have around?”

Hope dabbed at her eyes with a handkerchief as Lyall held her hand. “You really are, Sirius. I’m so glad my boy got someone good.” Letting go of her husband’s hand, she enveloped Remus in a tight hug.

“Ma,” he gasped. “I need to breathe, Ma.”

“Let me have this,” she muttered. Still, Sirius could tell that she’d loosened her grip.

“Moving on,” Sirius grinned. “Pete- you’ve been promoted from best friend to best man too, courtesy of my moon.”

“Aw, sweet!” Peter fist-pumped. “Congrats to you two, but I gotta say- I saw it coming from day one.”

“You did not,” Sirius said, kicking Peter under the table playfully.

Peter stuck out his tongue. “Did too.”

“Did not-”

“Did too.”

“I guess I’m promoting myself,” Remus sighed, evidently having escaped his mother’s grasp. “From boyfriend to fiancé.” He brought up his hand so the red diamond shone in the light.

“I got you a great ring, right, Moons? Red for Gryffindor and our loooove-”

“Sirius, you bought the most expensive one you could. It’s just a coincidence that it’s red.”

“Lies and slander.”

[camisadoes]

peter to james, sirius, and remus

[outromoonyy]

Peter had a secret talent for baking and used it to bribe the others into doing his homework. James said it was emotional manipulation while eating a third vanilla muffin.

[mydeadgaywizards]

marauders “hear me out” cake except it’s just everyone putting fleamont and effie while james dies in the background

[sykosixx]

what even bro