#like gomez and morticia but ace

[selineram3421]

*in need of fluff* Ok brain.

Alastor X Reader

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ love sick reader, kisses ⚠

In Mind💕

You were thinking of him again.

It wasn't until someone asked you the question, who is on your mind the most, that you noticed.

Alastor.

Your heart beats faster just from thinking of his name. Even more so when daydreaming of him holding you close for a kiss.

You make sure to hold a book, just in case you need to hide your flushed face in the pages.

Sometimes your thoughts are of what he'd like as a present. Or if he'd like to try a dessert made with bitter chocolate. And on the rare occasion, it was of when you could see him again.

You even think of him when by his side.

"Darling? What's on your mind?", he'll ask after noticing you look somewhat in a daze.

Snapping out of it, you look over at him with a smile. "Just thinking of you."

"Me?", he says and grins. "Do I consume your thoughts?"

"Almost completely.", you respond.

"I'd like to do something that will consume them entirely for a moment.", Alastor says, lifting your chin up and brushing his thumb against your bottom lip. "Is that alright?"

You nod and let him guide you to your shared hotel room.

There you share gentle caresses and sweet kisses. Your mind transfixed on him as you go along and kiss the corner of his lips.

Yes, he was the only one who could entrance you in such a way.

"Alastor."

*stares at recent story* ... Fuck.💘

~Seline, the person.

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ML for Alastor🎙

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

The Addams curse is just the far majority of the family being demi-sexual and insane.

It’s why that although they are a family of powerful witches no one has managed to break the curse. Because no curse was actually cast.

But the legend and subsequent ‘proof’ of its existence has lived on so they all believe it’s true. Most of these ace-spec bitches genuinely believing they’re immune until they fall in love and then they’re like “aha! the curse has struck again!”

Morticia figured this out not long after meeting Gomez’s extended family, but shit stirrer that her younger self was decided to keep that information to herself and played along for her own amusement.

Which has paid off ten fold as she now gets to watch her fiercely independent walking advertisement for the Addams curse of a daughter drive herself mad trying to break the curse after noticing that she’d developed *gasp* feelings for an overtly sensitive, brightly coloured werewolf girl with the personality of a rainbow.

“I’m not in love with Enid. The very idea is ridiculous. I just like looking at her and smelling her and holding her hand and sometimes I fantasise about dying in her warm embrace… But those are just symptoms of the curse, there is no other explanation. I should have taken the warnings more seriously.” - W.A.

Which then leads to six months worth of frequent conversation similar to the following that Morticia will never let go of,

Wednesday: Mother it pains me to say this but I need your help. The curse has me in it grasp and it’s killing me. I cannot focus on breaking the hold it has on me and our family because all I can think about is her… and the way my name sounds upon her sweet lips as if she’s calling me to my own doom.

Morticia, flipping through gothic wedding magazines and trying to think of ways to include pink without making half their family nauseous: Why don’t you take Enid out on a friendly excursion darling. Perhaps if you’re around her for an extended period of time the yearning will wain and you’ll be able to focus on your task more efficiently.

Wednesday: Good idea. I’ll take her for a walk through the cemetery.

Morticia: There are roses in the conservatory I’ve yet to chop the heads off you can bring to her. And don’t forget to tell her she looks pretty or your father will be very disappointed in you.

Wednesday: Obviously. I’m not an animal.

Morticia: And if you feel the need to kiss her I wouldn’t fight it. Who knows what will happen if you do.

Wednesday: Nothing good, I presume. It must be done. Thank you, mother. You’re advice has been satisfactory.

Morticia: Of course, darling. Have an miserable date with your beloved.

[khryptid]

It’s International Asexuality Day today!! but more importantly I want to share my hc that the entire Strawhat crew is some form of ace (I’m big on them being demisexual bc I am and also the ✨Power of Friendship✨is real big with them).

For the breakdown:

Luffy: ace, like all the way (but not sex repulsed). Meat and adventure are the only things on his brain.

Zoro: most likely grey-ace; sometimes he feels it, more often not, but between protecting the crew and training for his dream, he’s got other things to care about.

Nami: could easily flip flop ace (sex repulsed) or demisexual. She knows how she looks and will use it to her advantage, but I think with her origin story, she would be incredibly careful on who she is vulnerable with.

Ussop: 100% demisexual. My man’s befriended one person as a kid and that’s who he’ll simp for the rest of his life. (It’s Kaya, I’m incredibly sappy for childhood friends to lovers)

Sanji: demisexual; for all his flirting ways, he wants a meaningful connection that could potentially last a lifetime. (I feel between the little moments of protecting the crew and watching each other’s backs, Zoro could easily become that lifelong connection)

Chopper: ace; he’s a baby and focused on being the best doctor. (Could change when he’s older bc sexuality is fluid, but he’s got years to go)

Robin: grey-ace; while her own feelings only pop up once in a blue moon, she definitely takes the chance to ask about the romantic/sexuality culture and it’s effects on society of whatever island they’re visiting when she can.

Franky: ace (sex positive); he’s always more interested in building ships/new gadgets or modifying his body, but he’s not against sharing a moment with someone he cares for. (Maybe Robin-Idk I can see them as an aunt and uncle to the younger Strawhats but Morticia and Gomez Addams style)

Brook: when he was alive, demisexual, but now, definitely ace. Even with his running panties gag, he doesn’t actually feel anything and does it more as a way to lighten tension or humanize himself in the eyes of those who might be afraid of a talking skeleton. (Brook’s thought process, “they can’t be screaming at me in terror if they’re berating me for being a pervert”)

Jinbe: grey-ace; back in the day he was more into it, but honestly, he’s got a crew to look out for, enemies to fight, and freedom to share with the world so who has the time or the energy to think about it.

[very-uncorrect]

Reblog so more people can see and vote pls

[jester-lover]

Hey, how's it going? I have been following your posts recently and I really enjoyed the writing! So I would like to ask you to write about a Morticia Addams!Reader (An elegant, motherly, masochistic, seductive and intelligent woman) with the Twst boys. Like, you could start with the first boys and so on.

But if you can't, I'll understand, you look like someone busy…

I’ll try to do this request as best as I can, but I will have to take out certain details that make me uncomfortable as a minor. This is still a request I want to do though! Thank you for asking.

First Years with a Morticia-like S/O

Fem! Reader, reader is confidence incarnate, short and sweet, insecurity, makeup (on reader and the boys)

Ace Trappola

He’s definitely soaking up all the attention

Your elegance is deeply intimidating to him, I mean, you’re both first years, but you seem to already have everything figured out

Dancing with him always ends in laughter

He definitely asks you for eyeliner advice, you always know the best makeup

He’s bringing more spontaneous fun into your life, while you bring peace and stability to his

Deuce Spade

This is the most nervous dude on earth

You often take his hands into your own and reassure him that he will always be a gentleman in your heart

His eyes light up whenever he sees you, and he immediately beelines to your direction

He’s always so shy with affection, always asking permission and keeping safe distance, it deeply amuses you

Deuce is definitely excited for the next formal event, as long as you’re going with him

Jack Howl

He’s probably the only one out of the guys not immediately intimidated, I mean, what could you possibly do?

That was until he saw you chopping the roses off of a bouquet, and telling him that you like the thorns, he’s still not intimidated, just curious

(He wonders if you’re fond of cacti)

Congrats! He’s yours and more shy than ever

You probably do his eyeliner, and he’s definitely gonna give you a lil kiss on the cheek

He’s completely in love, even if the two of you are polar opposites

(This is my favorite part)

Epel Felmier

Whoa

Vil was probably interested in you first, but as a model, introducing you to Epel

Epel marched over to you as quickly as he could

A girl!! To prove himself in front of!!

Thinks that his masculine charms will win you over

Makes a complete and utter fool of himself

You find him funny though, and he ends up getting your number

Epel will literally do anything to make you happy

Unpopular opinion, but Epel’s underlying confidence makes him the most compatible ‘Gomez’ to your ‘Morticia’

Epel opens himself up in a way that no one’s ever seen before, he dances the tango and foxtrot with you, a content smile on your faces

Sebek Zigvolt

OH NO!! A THREAT IS APPROACHING!!

A magicless human?? Enchanting everyone around her?? With her charm and wit??

He definitely doesn’t trust you, too powerful, too confident, too elegant, too beautiful-

Oh.

He has a whole revelation, man is stunned

The courting process must begin!

He probably gets you a Victorian era locket with a lock of his hair in it, you enjoy his macabre taste

He’s jumping up and down and running through the halls of Diasomnia when he gets a lock of your’s

Sebek is a rigid gentleman around you, hand in yours, respectful distance, and stern look

You open him up to a more casual affection, and he loves it more than anything

You two have built a relationship on a foundation of trust, and that gives you strength

Thank you for reading!! I’m so sorry for how long this took, I’m working on requests rapidly!

[strangefable]

Tarot Pairs Tag

tagged by @inafieldofdaisies, @josephseedismyfather, @aceghosts, & @simplegenius042 to do this uquiz, thank you lovelies <3

Our Sins Make You Mine (Micah x John)

the devil + the emperor there's only one religion for the two of you, and that religion is the other. you two are very nearly unhealthily obsessed with one another, and that's just how you like it. when they touch you, they can feel the blood pumping under the surface of your skin. your hearts beat for one another. when the day comes that one stops, the other will soon after. until then, you both will live out your lives in perfect, gothy paradise

obsession, devotion, blood, and religion of one another, yeah this should come as no surprise to anyone. micah and john are completely obsessed with each other, and no matter how much they protest, they like it that way. they were made for each other; when micah first entered his life, john unwittingly molded her into his perfect mate. and when they parted, she grew to match him even more than he could've imagined. their reuniting is when they each finally realize that they were always one another's home. (they're only gothy in the sense that they're like morticia and gomez, only more unhinged)

Wolves Can't Tame Snakes (Lilith x Jacob)

ace of cups + ten of cups your romance is the love story that seems only possible in movies. it starts from a youthful first meeting, innocent. and from what may seem like a lifetime later, you both end up happily in union, perhaps even married! your coupling is the epitome of emotional fulfillment and devotion. neither of you thought you'd end up here, but damn if you aren't glad you did

from jacob's perspective, it was an innocent first meeting. in reality, she was coated in the blood of the man she'd just killed and was still sitting over, so. they're married long before either of them is happy about it (thanks joe), but they do eventually learn to appreciate and respect and even feel a kind of devotion. jacob gets there a lot sooner than lilith, though. their relationship is definitely a shock to both of them, but they do wind up happy in it, despite their best efforts

A Bartender and her Vicar (Lore x Max)

the tower + the lovers meeting this person shook your whole world. crumbling down is everything you thought you knew about life and love. their warmth, their generosity, their naivete, their knowing...! you don't know how anything made sense before them. all you know is that nothing will make sense afterwards

oh boy, yes. lore stomped into that mission and both their worlds collided in violent, unmistakable, irrevocable sparks. they challenged each other and changed each other to their very cores. she traversed space and time to find him, unknowingly. fate had a hand in them, but in the end it was their desire to choose each other that created the bonds that saw them through. their worlds collided and became one, like the creation of planets

But She Was Mine First (Lilith x [Redacted])

the two of cups + the star your romance is a wish granted. finally, finally, they're here. finally, *it's* here! the time where you don't have to feel lonely anymore - you'll never feel that way ever again. laughter, joy, sweetness, kisses - be at ease. all of these are things you have found someone to share with. your love is a dreamy fantasy of love and devotion and miracles. at first, your chest gets too tight when they're around - until they become as natural as the air in your lungs

these two are young love personified, so most of this is fitting, except for the 'finally' part. they're everything that is soft, sweet, innocent, puppy love. until she ruins it and lives to regret it. life has some surprises coming for them, though

Fuck Around Burn It All Down (Micah x [Redacted])

knight of pentacles + the magician if there's something you want, you will GET IT. nothing escapes your fingertips. after all, you're the power couple. your pairing sparks pure cosmic energy. you're fiercely driven to your goals - whether that be status, fortune, or power. you're also fiercely protective of one another. with the knight's earthy energy, you both prefer to purposefully make your way towards your ambitions, rather than playing cards too early or acting too loosely. meanwhile, the magician's half makes gives you a little fire. if they get too close, onlookers and threats to your relationship may get burned

oh hot diggity DAMN does this fit. every word is exactly on the money. they are definitely a powerhouse power couple. but don't expect anyone else to benefit from it

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[disillusioneddanny]

Okay so I’m on episode 5 of Wednesday so far and as a connoisseur of all things Addams family here are my thoughts. Spoilers are included.

1. Wednesday loves her mom??? What’s with the weird angst between her and her mother? It feels so forced.

2. Carrying onto that, why is Morticia so… bland? Like what happened to this graceful, elegant woman who was in love with all things dark and weird? This Morticia feels more like Debby from Family Values just in all black??? Also they made her not so smart like what is that all about? sure the Addams family are kooky but honestly she’s got to notice the things around her aren’t at face value. the way the headmistress hates her is so obvious but she just ignores it??? Doesn’t notice???

3. I hate Gomez Addams which I can’t believe I’m saying but they dropped the ball. He’s TOO goofy.

4. What’s with the absolute blatant racism??? All of the “villains” are black. Bianca has so much potential as not only an amazing character but someone Wednesday would actually get along with but they made her so shitty and shallow. None of the black characters are being depicted as good in any means they are all made into villains in some way.

5. To carry onto the racism Morticia a white woman really looked at a black man and told him that he would never understand what it feels like to be believed. Really????

6. Wednesday would never be upset that her parents covered up a murder. If anything she would be upset by how utterly sloppy it was.

7. Puglsey. Just. Pugsley. Why the hell is he so freaking whiny?????

8. The Addams were never so authoritarian with their children but the way they treat Wednesday is odd.

I’m all for changing things from the source material but this remake is laughable. The love interests feel forced, they’re trying so damn hard to make Wednesday aloof and creepy that they’re forgetting that she’s more than that. This feels just like Chilling Adventures of Sabrina did and that was a disaster of a show that relied more on the edginess than the actual storyline.

As for the good things?

1. Enid is amazing. I love everything about her. I want more about her struggles with her family.

2. Eugene deserves the absolute world.

3. Bianca is hands down my absolute favorite character and it’s a damn shame what they’re doing with her character she has amazing potential. Also her character design??? Amazing????

4. Jenna Ortega ROCKS as Wednesday.

5. I love that Christina Ricci is in this series and I love her character and I can’t wait for Wednesday to figure out that she’s the monster :)))) (this is my guess I haven’t finished the series yet)

6. I really enjoy Tyler and Xavier, I just wish we weren’t given a stupid love triangle. Wednesday is sapphic ace and that’s that. Tyler and Xavier both have interesting characters and backstories and I want more of both.

7. I love the magic element given. I love that Wednesday has visions.

[rosetyler42]

Hi! I want to ask what you like about Martha Dracula.

Personally, I hate how she had no purpose other than die to make Drac sad. We didnt see any of her personality so her death feels far less impactful than say, Bambis mom, and I hate the concept of zing/love at first sight trope" because the idea you will immediately know who you are supposed to be with forever based on immediate attraction sends a harmful message to kids and erases aromatic and polyamorous people and ppl who break off romantic relationships but are happier off that way.

I do wish we got to know more about Martha beyond the tragedy of her death and her book about Mavis finding her own zing, but I can kinda understand it as...the story's more about Drac, Johnny and Mavis and there were alot of other things to focus on. We do have SOME window into her personality and relationship with Drac: Mavis is implied to be similar to her and be the peice of Martha he has left, part of the reason he's so protective of her (With all the talk of Ericka being Martha's reincarnation - basically this universe's Mina to compare to other Dracula adaptations, I kind of think MAVIS is actually closer to that role. At least symbolically, although there are other similarities after having read Dracula Daily.) We hear that Martha is clearly the more bold of the two (similarly to Johnny and Mavis.) There's the legend of her and Drac's love story and family in the "Lady Lubov" legend, Drac's been clearly sitting Shiva for over a century, Her book about zings and how they met when she was Mavis' age, And it's implied Drac and Martha loved making music together as Drac mentions he hasn't sung in public since Martha passed. But as much as I do love the things we got, I wish we'd gotten to see more of Martha, seen her and Drac together and their (Less amorous) Gomez and Morticia type dynamic. Now, there IS a deleted scene on the HT bluray that shows Drac and Martha meeting, their courtship, and them having Mavis which gives more of a glimpse at Drac and Martha together which you may be interested in seeing if you haven't already. Matter of fact, Martha's reveal of her pregnant belly as a bat CLEARLY got reused in HT2 in Mavis' reveal of her own pregnancy.

As for the whole zing business...Yes, like all "Love at first sight" and Soulmate stuff, it does spread some harmful ideas, particularly for aro and ace people (like myself!) My mother had similar issues with it herself when we first watched it (though I don't think she knew about aro identities) Though I can kind of understand why it exists. Social interaction, particularly dating, can be a confusing, difficult, and potentially painful process. And I guess it's nice to imagine that you COULD just know the person you're meant to be with without having to go through all the mess. In the case of the HT films, it's also supposed to be a gothic fairytale Romeo and Juliet kind of story, which Love at first sight and soulmates are common tropes in that. Not to mention the trying to juggle a love story plot, a buddy film, family antics, gags, worldbuilding, (and in HT3, the whole "Monster Genocide" business) doesn't exactly lend itself to slow burns. The zing is a sweet idea, even if it doesn't necessarily work that way in real life.

This got long as I have some feelings about anatonormativity + HT , so here's a read more:

To a certain extent, that's part of what I like about HT3: It challenges the "A Zing only happens once in your life" idea by having Drac find love again. And having him DEAL WITH the "You only zing once" being wrong. Alot of people hated that. Some seek to think him falling for Ericka lessens what he had with Martha or means that he's forgotten about her. That he's cheating on Martha somehow. Some dunked on Ericka saying she was "weird" and "ugly", saying Martha was prettier. Some tried to find explanations like Ericka being Martha's reincarnation. But to me...I mean, we tend to think of love as being "The One," yet people fall in love again and remarry all the time. There doesn't HAVE to be a reason Drac zinged twice. And it resolves an issue the first movie had ABOUT "If a zing only happens once, what about people who fall in love and remarry?" Making it at least a BIT less amatonormative in my opinion. Of course, I'm something of an expert at bending rules and finding less amatonormative interpretations, and they never explicitly state EVERYONE has a zing.

Honestly in some ways the HT films are both amatonormative and anti-amatonormative. You have the whole zing/soulmate business, Drac teasing Dennis about Winnie, the guys setting Drac up on dates despite him saying he's not interested, and the whole "late bloomer" conversion therapy business. Most characters in the show have a partner except the mummy (who's shown dating), Vlad (who's showing off for the witches and talks about Nefrititi) and Blobby (who's more comic relief.)

On the OTHER hand, You not only have a 3 generational Non-nuclear family (with a stepmom, yet!) Living together in the same building in close proximity to eachother, but also a bunch of friends that are basically considered family, and at no point in the franchise does the romantic relationship get put higher than the familial or platonic ones. Heck, half the franchise I'd about the familial relationships. And even in the ones about romance, the familial relationships are a big part of those too. (There's also quite a bit if gray-rose coding with Drac himself looking back at the series - including the fact the man only experienced confirmed romantic attraction TWICE that we know of despite how much of a charmer he's shown to be. He can flirt until he's actually interested, then he can't function around them. There's also possible internalized aphobia that does get touched on, particularly in HT2 with him trying to make Dennis a vampire but then turning around and saving him from Vlad's "scare the fangs" plan and ultimately coming to accept Dennis as he is - which there's parallels between Dennis and his younger self drawn there.) I'll also point out that despite the "love and family over racism, we're all basically the same" message, love isn't treated as what makes one "human" in the series. If ANYTHING, it's bravery and willingness to take risk. Particularly to have fun OR protect others.

So yeah, kind of mixed feelings there as an aroace fan.

PS: I'll warn you about the HT3 junior novelization, there's a scene of VH dismissing Love as if it means nothing to him which...more aphobic than the scene in the film was. Particularly since Van Helsing gives off aroace vibes himself.

[selineram3421]

Fucking hell-CUDDLES!

Alastor X Sweet Reader Oneshot

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ nudity(nothing detailed), cuddles, kisses, fluff, soft Alastor, domestic, the L word ⚠

In The Night💕

The day was filled with work.

Usually, both of you would still be up and around with some energy left, but it was surprisingly busy today and you both wanted a much deserved rest.

As soon as you entered the room, you kicked off your shoes and fell face first into the bed.

"Darling, at least get dressed for bed.", Alastor says as he closes the door behind him.

"Hn...", you groan and lift your upper body up with your arms, glancing over your shoulder to look at him. "Fine."

He chuckles, removing his coat as he makes his way to the closet, opening the door and hanging it up.

"Go get the bath ready, I'll get our clothes."

You let out another noise of protest before getting up and making your way to the bathroom.

Most of it was in a blur but you got the water running, putting the drain cover after being satisfied with the temperature and started undressing.

When the deer demon came into the bathroom, he found you struggling to take off your shirt.

"Let me help dear.", he said, taking the bottom hem of the shirt and lifting it over your head.

You let him, holding your arms up so it was easier to slide it off.

After both of you were undressed, you stepped into the tub. Alastor went in just behind you and settled down, pulling you with him, letting you rest against his chest.

The water was perfectly warm, which made you a little sleepier.

Feeling yourself starting to sink into the unconscious, you held onto your love and let out a few mumbles.

"Am-I'm falling to sleep..", you managed to let out, blinking starting to slow.

"Go ahead, I'll wash you.", he whispers, kissing the top of your head and holding onto you just a little bit tighter.

"M..you sure..?", you asked, eyes now closed and you traced a thumb over one of the scars on his shoulders.

"Positive.", he said, rubbing your back.

With his soft caresses you drifted off, still somewhat present as you felt him start to wash your body with a rag.

He was humming, you weren't sure what song but it was nice.

At some point you were turned over with you back against his chest. Now he was washing the base of your neck, kissing your cheek when he was done.

You woke up just a bit when it was time to wash hair. Sitting up because you wanted to help him wash his.

"Mon amour-", he tried to stop you from doing so but you were sleepily stubborn.

"I'm washing your hair.", you mumbled, getting the shampoo and putting some in your hand.

Turning to face him, you saw that he wet his hair.

Scooting a bit closer to reach over, you work the shampoo on the top of his head, being extra careful around his antlers.

The Radio Demon hums in appreciation and rests a hand on your hip, tilting his head down when needed for you to get the back. Closing his eyes when you ask so you can rinse off the shampoo.

You must have fallen asleep when he was washing your hair, because when you opened your eyes again both of you were dressed and dry, but only you were in bed.

"Go back to sleep darling.", Alastor whispered from the side of the bed, pacing a glass of water on his nightstand and turning the oil lamp light down.

"Come here.", you said closing your eyes, holding your arms open and lifting up the comforter.

The man in red pajamas slid into bed and into your arms, letting out a sigh of content when feeling your warmth and one of your hands lightly scratching the back of his head.

"Love you.", you mumbled softly, placing a kiss on the base of his jaw.

"I love you too.", he responded, holding you close and closing his eyes.

With a light snap of his fingers, the oil lamp was fully turned off and both of you let sleep take over.

*bangs credit card on table* 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

~Seline, the person.

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ML for Alastor🎙

[adhdvsautismbracket]

No more second chances...

The Second-Chance Smackdown has concluded! What you see before you are all the duos who will be competing in Round 4: which will be consisting of four four-way polls.

Tune in on Sunday 14th May for the ADHD/Autism Duo polls Round 4, where we will determine which duos get to face each other again in the quarter finals. Remember that the two top-voted duos will move forward for a chance to fight one-on-one.

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[cursedvibes]

ships: mechamiwa , Lucifer and mazikeen and angel and yoruzu

Thank you for the ask!

MechaMiwa

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it?

I do think they love each other and had romantic feelings for each other, but I'm not invested enough in their characters or relationship to actively ship it or seek out any content about them.

What would have made you like it?

Maybe if we saw more of them interacting casually or even opening up about each other in person, possibly even involving Muta getting a bit more vulnerable about his body. I don't know, just a little bit more to sink my teeth in.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I like the scene of Muta reminiscing about his friends and Miwa before he dies. It's very sweet.

Lucifer/Mazikeen

Ship It

Honestly, I'm surprised you know about them, but very excited to talk about them. This will be specifically about their dynamic in the Mike Carey comics and partially about what came in the continuation in 2016, not the TV shows, since that is how I like them most and where they get the most depth.

What made you ship it?

Hm, I don't think there is really one specific moment. The one where Lucifer kisses her before leaving hell is iconic, but I only really grew to like them as the story progressed and Mazikeen began to come into her own and push back against him. The time apart where they did their separate things (like creating a multiuniverse), but kept each other in mind is probably where I really started liking them.

What are your favourite things about the ship?

I think how ace their relationship is and it was probably also the first time I saw representation of both someone who could be read as asexual and what their relationship might look like. I like how much freedom there is in their relationship, both in a good an bad way. Lucifer doesn't tie Mazikeen to her or makes any grand statements about love, he just shows he cares (very unusual for him) through little gestures like restoring her demonic face or giving her his powers. No matter how long they are apart, his feelings for her don't change at their core and he's willing to go along with whatever she wants from their relationship except be there more often because that's her free will. It's what she starts to dislike about him, but that's what makes it so complex. I also like that she's allowed to have a life outside of him, even get a girlfriend because this way she can still get those romantic or sexual experiences he can't give her. It doesn't make her happy, but I like they are allowed to have that distance while still caring about each other.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't really like how they are depicted in the 2016 comics. Beyond the issue of Lucifer coming back at all, Mazikeen not (always) having his Lightbringer powers and that whole son debacle, I don't like that they made Lucifer's feelings for her more overtly romantic. It missed a lot of that tension and ambiguity that made them so interesting in the original comics, where Lucifer's outright show of affection is rare but meaningful. Idk, they seemed a lot more like Morticia & Gomez, which isn't really what I'm looking for in their relationship and seems very abrupt after how Carey's comics ended.

Angel/Yorozu

Ship It

What made you ship it?

Well, I already ship Angel/Takako and Yorozu/Takako, so I thought why not throw Angel into the mix too and with Yorozu's obsession for Sukuna, Angel also seemed like a good alternative and we know Yorozu knows her and although her opinion isn't very high of her, that might change if she's shown quite literally the light.

What are your favourite things about the ship?

I like Angel most when she shows her ruthless side, like when arguing with Yuuji over if they should kill the soldiers or when she talks about butchering Sukuna. And Yorozu loves gore as well and has a liking for extravagant ceremonies. I just need them to take their attention away from Sukuna and towards each other. Match made in heaven I think. This might be shallow, but I just want them to homoerotically tear each other apart. Yorozu would definitely be into it and I'm sure Angel can catch a liking to the weird intense bug girl as well. Yorozu would 100% die, but it would be a death she would be proud of and how she would want to go out.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Not really. Just rip to both of them I guess. Angel might not be dead, but Gege continues to rob her of relevance and personality, so all I got is hopes for a great Heian flashback and the fantasies of these two getting it on.

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Fics I would like to see for Arcane Ascension, but don't want to have to write myself because I already feel overwhelmed with ideas or unqualified to write them [Edited/Updated as of 10/25/2023]

The Winter Ball Dance Scene from Jin's POV (maybe extended)

Corin actually taking the position as Professor Erzan's TA

Tristan is still a whisper and still part of the Ascension Faction, but he's also not tower-bound bound so he has to keep all his activities secret from his family. Corin and Sera are pretty sure Tristan is trying to run a cult out of the basement, but they hope if they don't say anything he won't get them involved.

A The Joy of Joe like fic where Jin runs an Art YouTube channel and his fans are super interested in the small bits of his personal life that he drops. In the end, it's revealed that he is Dalen Jin, who is a very big deal for several reasons

AA x Addams Family, where Morticia or Gomez are either Magnus or Laura's estranged sibling who, despite not being close with the parents, are very interested and invested in Corin and Sera

Corin gets his Arbiter Attument by helping a disguised visage do something super basic and has to deal with the consequences

That one CorJin idea I posted about here

Kelridge rebellion and liberation

Corin is immune to love and/or lust potions, and can fight off most love spells (they have to be citrine or stronger for him to give have to work to throw them off) He is completely immune to Lust spells (Ace King 👑) Corin learns this the hard way. So do each of his friends/companions.

Vanniv and Researcher are given Mana regenerative items that let them stay summoned for extended periods of time without draining Sera. Shinagines ensue

Corin is kidnapped by Dawn, Reika and Ishyeal, because of the Selys-Lyann having part of Flowbreaker in it. He makes it clear that he had no idea and convinces them to let him tag along on the quest for a little bit. He forgets that Keras, Derek and the others don't know that he is in danger, and it's quite surprised when they crash the party

Corin eventually realizes Tristan isn't all that great and moves on with his life. Tristan has a hard time accepting that, because Corin idolizing him was kind of an important factor of his plan. He's convinced Corin must have been spelled away, and tires multiple times to break it. Obviously it doesn't work because Corian isn't under a spell.

Hartigan Manor becomes infested with Mimics while Keras and the kids are staying there. Shenanigans ensure.

Time Loop. Ara_Mochi has started to do ones with this, and they're great but I kind of want to see one where Corin just keeps getting different attunements every time. Jin isn't affected because he just mesmers himself out of the effect. Slowly they get the rest of the team too.

Attunement swap

[ithoughticouldwrite]

Wednesday Related Rambles at 1am/2am with spoilers!

I’m going to die on the hill that Larissa wanted Gomez, sure, but she also wanted Morticia and was just heavily in denial about it. I won’t be convinced that she wasn’t attracted to both of them and only pursued Gomez due to societal pressures and expectations of the time. To be an outcast to outcasts would suck ass.

And then also I don’t think she’s dramatic for not being over either of them as an adult. Wednesday’s being at Nevermore likely dug up feelings she never fully got to process, as she seems like the type to throw herself into her work/ professional career rather than process her emotions, so she’s forced to acknowledge them now. She doesn’t hate Morticia or Gomez, but is upset that the future she wanted with them, or either of them depending on how you view things, didn’t happen. It’s all a kind of “Well I guess I wasn’t coping with that as well as I thought I was” situation with her in my opinion.

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And I think the love triangle is simultaneously good writing and the worst part of the entire fucking show, although I must state I have only watched the show once so far.

It forces Wednesday to acknowledge romantic feelings are a thing within her reality, her personal reality not just that of the world. She understands the sting of betrayal later before she’s totally and 100% ctrl-alt-deleted from the world.

It also allows Wednesday to get close to both Tyler and Xavier.

However where it bothers me is both boys reactions to Wednesday not actually liking them back are along the lines of them being angry. Wednesday didn’t even show any interest in them from what I can tell.

But at the same time it makes sense because of some nice guy logic. It also makes Tyler get over his feelings for Wednesday, which imo were at least partially real, so especially after the torture he feels perfectly fine with doing what he did in ep8.

For Xavier it allows Wednesday to get close enough to get him arrested….although just friendship would’ve worked here too.

I hc Wednesday as ace but demiromantic, maybe demisexual, however aroace Wednesday has a special place within my heart. I’m just, demi, so, yeah.

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Ppl getting mad at autistic/adhd folk like myself for headcanoning Wednesday as such but like, still love her for being “quirky”. Quirky is only cool when it’s on tv ig… Maybe it’s because they can’t bully someone into being ‘normal’ /hj.

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Not a huge fan of Wenclaire cause I like Enid and Ajax, however, cute ass ship with cute ass art. Y’all keep doing you and I hope it makes you happy.

HOWEVER Wednesday x Larissa? Deep. Sigh. Larissa is old enough to be her mom, and Wednesday is 16, a minor. Not elaborating. I shouldn’t need to.

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Bianca deserved the humbling’s she got, hell, she needed them.

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It’d have been interesting if Tyler wasn’t awoken by Laurel, but idk who else could’ve done it.

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They should’ve let Wednesday shoot Laurel. I’m sorry.

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Okay I’m probably going to hell for this one, but Noble being hit by that car was hilarious. I had to pause the episode to laugh. He just ragdolled and that shit sent me, okay? Sent me almost as high as his body went before hitting the ground.

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Larissa’s death caught me off guard and made me SO FUCKIN SAD. She JUST got to a trusting point with Wednesday after not trusting her all season and what did it get her? DEAD. SHE DESERVED BETTER. I hope the writers find a way to bs bringing her back to life.

[witching-by-the-willow]

hi i see you finally watched wednesday how was it?? tell me everything

Hello, Riri! ❤️

I am so sorry I took so long to answer this...things have just been very busy, and I haven't had enough enough energy in the last few weeks to be able to form a single coherent thought. But here I am, at long last.

So.

Wednesday.

I feel like I was the last person to watch it because everyone was already talking about it akfjangkajdjaf I had filtered the tag, though. So I managed to avoid spoilers. ✨

My cousins were over, so we watched 1.5 episodes one night, and then the next night, we stayed up till 3 am to finish it. 💀

It was such a fun show. I have only seen one The Addams Family film, and that was nearly 13 years ago. So I didn't really have much idea going in. (I am, however, embarrassed to admit that I did not realise Christina Ricci was playing Thronhill akfjajnfja I had a shock when I found out) But I had a great time watching it!

The pacing was good, the characters were fun to follow, the plot was interesting, and I think they did a great job with dialogue writing too. Plus all the little callbacks to the other Addams family media that I've seen being talked about were a nice touch.

I would have liked the ending fight to last a bit longer, though...we had so much buildup to it, but then it was over so quickly....that, plus Weems' death was SO anti-climactic. Like, come on guys, you had Gwendolyn Christie, you can do her better.

and there were a few plotholes that I would like more resolution to, and more development on all their characters. (btw, this is not at all a plot hole, just something that's been bugging me...how did Rowan's mother make that drawing before she died 25 years ago, if he's 16-18, considering they're in high school? Did I hear it wrong?)

I was convinced from episode 2 that Thornhill was suspicious, and in episode 5, I was convinced she would be Laurel, but then they really managed to throw me off by making the therapist blonde lmao. Apparently, I forgot hair dyes exist 💀

I also had an inkling Tyler was the Hyde from episode 3, but man...he really managed to win me over, and I actively ignored all the signs 🤡

I still kind of ship him and Wednesday akndamnfnaj. But honestly, I won't be mad if we get Wenclair or aro/ace Wednesday either.

Btw, that hug at the end was EVERYTHING. 😩🤌

Oh, and for the characters...my ranking for the main group would be:

1) Thing (yes, a hand is my favourite character, what about it?)

2) Wednesday

3) Enid

4) Tyler

5) Bianca

6) Weems

7) Thornhill

8) Xavier (I wasn't going to include him at all, because of the very serious allegations on Percy Hynes-White right now, but because the character has a major role in the show, I will put him here. Maybe I would have put him about Weems before, but I can't bring myself to have any grace for him under this controversy.)

We haven't really had enough Morticia and Gomez (episodes 5 when we saw flashbacks of their time at Nevermore has me so hungry more of their past story) and Pugsley for me to rank then, and I would love for that to change. Gimme more of the family, please and thank you.

And on an ending note...I have never seen a Morticia that isn't just straught-up ethereal, and Catherine Zeta-Jones fits it so well. Every time she was on screen, I literally could not focus on anything else. The walk. THE WALK. Just...yes. that.

Anyway, I'm eagerly waiting for season 2!

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Can't stop thinking about Ace Vox and Alastor and I just see them as like Gomez and Morticia just so over the top romantic... and lots of murder.Also Vox totally goes all like 'LOOK AT MY HUSBAND LOOK HOW AMAZING HE IS' on his shows after they're together he hears anyone insult Alastor though one of his TV's they're dead, and whenever Al broadcasts Vox just broadcasts that instead like 'listen to him he's amazing!'.

I'm so glad people like the ace Vox headcanon as much as I do because, like many other things, it's now canon to me until proven otherwise

They are absolutely not shy about their relationship at all, and also Gomez and Moritica omg yes