#quote: south park

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Jason: Why are you looking at me?

Y/N: Why are you looking at me?

Dick: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Bruce really hates us.

Roy: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Jason: We're not gay.

Roy: We're not?

[angelofthenight]

Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!

You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.

Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in complete darkness*

Steph: Pete, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.

Richie: I'm not Peter, I'm Richie. I thought you were Peter.

Steph: No, I'm Stephanie.

Ruth: You're Steph? Where's Grace?

Grace: Who're you?

Ruth: I'm Ruth.

Max: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.

Everyone: *screams*

[pcholkachai]

these shitheads again

[southparkhcsocs]

it's shit post sunday gang

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: What are you doing? Donnie, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take a while.

[bblueberrypancakes]

Craig: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Y/n, watching Stan screaming, Cartman trying to set a sleeping Kyle on fire, and Kenny choking on air: I don't know either.

[cry1ngchild]

Laughing Jack: We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive :)

Jason: Will you stop it with that?!! What part of this is funny to you!

Laughing Jack: Jason we need-

Jason: WHAT PART of being infected with a DEADLY DISEASE!! is funny to you?!?

Laughing Jack: I don’t think it’s funny Jason

Jason: Then stop saying that ‘you’re not just sure that your HIV postitive’!!

Laughing Jack: 👀

Jason: This isn’t funny! Dying isn’t funny!! So just SHUT THE F*bleep*K UP!!!

Laughing Jack: Look. If you just wanna be so… HIV negative all the time-

Jason: KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NOT FUNNY… AT. ALL.

Laughing Jack: … are you sure?

Jason: YES

Laughing Jack: are you… HIV positive-?

[insomniac-dormouse]

Them<3

@nerves-nebula

[msrosemagic]

MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.

Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.

Mammon: ….

MC: ….

Mammon: We’re not?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*Bruce, Y/N, and Dick sitting around a table, eating dinner*

Dick: Y/N… well? Do you want to tell your father about what happened at school today?

Y/N: *looks up in confusion* Um… O-oh. I flunked my math quiz.

Dick: No! The other thing!

Bruce: *now concerned* What other thing? What happened at school today?

Y/N: *thinking about it* Oh, the school shooting?

Dick: *clearly exasperated* Yes! The school shooting!

Y/N: *going back to eating* Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school.

Bruce: Who shot up the schoo- Was it you?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Did you get shot?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Oh. *goes back to eating* What’s this about failing a math quiz?

Dick: Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child just said?! Kids died at the school!

Bruce: *surprised* I’m sorry, Dick, I-

Dick: Why are you all acting like this is normal? What is wrong with you people?! *gets up and storms away*

Y/N: What’s up his ass?

Bruce: *shrugs and continues eating*

[codythesouthparkfan]

SAY PIPBERT ISN'T REAL TELL ME IT ISN'T WHEN THIS PART IS HERE.

TO ANY PIPBERT HATER I AM SORRY BUT THERE IS EVIDENCE

[fucksurass]

"I is strong."

"I is enough."

"I is smart."

"I is powerful."

"I is Craig."

"Fuck you."

-Craigory James Tucker 2024

[From his bathroom is his underwear]

[jasonpetertoddx]

[Trying to set up game night]

Jason: but i don't play world of warcraft

Tim: jason, you said you're on your computer all the time

Jason: yeah, but I play Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[stabwxrthy]

South Park Fanart

I tried so hard to not make them look anime 😭

Click Here for my rendered butters drawing!