#robin batgirl

[honestlyrainylove]

I prefer nightwing and oracle as a couple not just because they were childhood sweethearts or they are literally like the mom and dad of any group they take charge on...but because starfire seems to have no other identity except for being from Tamaran and nightwings girlfriend and should get an opportunity to explore herself or might as well go back to save and rule her planet as the years go by...don't get me wrong nightwing and starfire were the first dc couple I just adored and idolized... but I am suckered for childhood sweethearts... hence dick and babs any day... girlfriends may come and go but babs will be Richard's number one girl

[bianc0re]

arcade night 🕹️🦇

[dianna-knst]

ROBIN3／ROBIN4

[pichichu-studio]

Spooky

[jesterraconteuse]

You don't understand there's a part of me that wants Alfred Pennyworth to never age but there's another part that's like

As Alfred grows older his body grows tired and everyone notices. And for Bruce that's his surrogate father. For everyone else that's Grandpa. Immediately there's a secret boot camp in the Batcave for everyone to start learning how to better care for themselves. Selina Kyle assisting of course.

There's already disability accommodations for Barbara so they just need to tweak and add some stuff. They've learned from her needs and start researching on how to care for the elderly for Alfred specifically.

On paper he's still a butler but really everyone (who lives or stays for a long time in Wayne manor) makes sure they learn how to do the hardwork for themselves. Most of his job is just to be there for them honestly. They insist on doing things for themselves.

But Alfred is Alfred. So he knows what's going on. And he's so deeply proud of them. He doesn't let him do anything he insists he can or wants do himself. He's still his own person after all, and they gradually learn his boundaries and patterns.

Bruce keeps paying him but not in a way you'd pay a butler usually. More in a way where you'd send money to your retired parents.

Do you see my vision?

[pinkiemachine]

HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

[oldmannapping]

Crack HC, because is there any other kind?

Bruce realises embarrassingly late that his Batkids can’t swim.

Gotham’s beach water is pure chemicals and sewage, and the city’s public school funding doesn’t exactly prioritise teaching kids to swim. Steph, Duke and Jason had never seen a swimming pool before meeting Bruce.

Tim’s parents meant to sign him up for swim lessons after he fell into their indoor fountain when he was three and nearly drowned - it would have been so embarrassing if it happened when they had guests! - but forgot.

So Bruce is like. Oh no my baby-soldiers must learn to swim.

Damian insists that since the League trained him to withstand waterboarding, he’s fine. Bruce pulls a muscle in his cheek from clenching his jaw so hard.

Dick insists that he can swim and manages one impressive mermaid-style undulation before becoming disoriented and slamming into the wall.

Duke covers himself in floaties and clings to a pool noodle for dear life, eschewing dignity because “this isn’t how I die”.

Conversely, Tim sinks like a stone, curls up on the bottom of the pool, and waits for death.

Cass, with the lowest body fat percentage, also sinks but manages to squeeze into one of the drains. She re-emerges six hours later in an estuary in New Jersey.

Steph refuses to let go of the wall by the deep end, scuttling away like a crab when Bruce tries to poke her into the water with a skimmer net.

Jason scoffs at them all and manages a perfect swan dive before flailing and crashing into Steph, causing both of them to panic and use each other as ladders to get out.

Alfred asks Barbara for the security camera footage and makes everyone watch it twice a year to keep their egos in check.

[honestlyrainylove]

thanks for your comments on my previous post... for some reason i was unable to comment back and hence i had to make a new post... I guess I have missed whatever points you have mentioned and I wholeheartedly value your opinion and thank you for pointing out my mistakes... I wouldn't say I am completely going to prefer dick and Kory over dick and babs but hey everyone have their own opinions...please understand that I don't hate dick and Kory. And all ships have their negatives I am not denying it..when I said dick and babs were like the mom and dad of their groups meant babs for batgirls and dick for robins.. and hasn't dc recently retconned batgirl to be almost the same age of nightwing... I agree that Kory and dick were literally made for each other and they didn't need any changes to be done for them... but I still believe Kory is better off without having any romantic relation with dick.. and I am all in for them being in a platonic relation and being the den parents for the titans...neither am I saying that dick and Kory don't look good togeather or that I would prefer them never having a romantic relationship in the first place..and if you put it in a way that babs is following dick everywhere might as well allow them to have a romantic relationship... and by the way not all dick babs shippers hate on Kory (one confident example me) and similarly not all dick Kory shippers never bash dick and babs... so I would also request to stop stereotyping a certain group... because believe me... today it might be on a trivial issue but soon it will become a habit and a very unhealthy one

[mysterycitrus]

"[blank] is the best robin" please be serious

[ashoss]

the rest of the flock :)

part 2 to this

[gildedlead]

Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?

[vodrae]

AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note

"Two of them are yours the third one is free"

And Bruce rolls with it

[dieubius]

uhhh. bruce wayne modelling gig. have a good day 🥰

[kkurensia]

jolliest holiday from the bat sibs

[pinkiemachine]

Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!