#shinee incorrect

[apoetsworld]

Sirius *In his wedding dress*: So...do you think Remus will like it?!

Regulus: It makes me want to throw up.

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK REG-

Regulus: SORRY IM JUST A NATURALLY BORN HATER

[fish-nailed-to-a-cross]

I'm at it again folks Part three (with links to the previous parts) can be found here

[incorrect-endhawks]

Endeavor: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Hawks: Let me kiss it so you can feel better!

Endeavor: How does it help?

Hawks: Whenever I got hurt my mom would kiss it, it really works.

[Later]

Endeavor: Natsuo, I need you to punch me in the mouth very hard.

Natsuo: Finally—

[beargyufairy]

He didn't even take any drugs

He would rain all day

Couldn't wait for his sun to shine

And you made it shine

There when he cried, you saved his life

[harringroveera]

Everyone in the room is a suspect and Billy is gonna find out who ate his pretzel

[fakemonalisa28]

Lazy Cookie Run incorrect quotes inspired Yuri Comics I made after I had a mental breakdown

Eternalberry!

And LemonGlitter

[greenapplebling]

Yuu: So what was it like to be trapped all together?

Vil: I wanted to leave the moment I realized I wanted to hit Leona in the back of his head

Leona: What did I do??

Vil: That's what freaked me out. You didn't do anything and yet by just looking at you... I felt a great need to beat you up

Jamil: Oh I feel the same way

Yuu: About who?

Jamil: Yeah

Yuu: ??

[incorrectshinee]

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Green Arrow: I've got a new game. It's called Motorcycle or Vig. I give you real things I've heard Vig say and you have to tell me if he was talking to his motorcycle or his boyfriend.

Shining Knight:….

Vigilante: I don't think I like this game.

[lichdolly]

She Baby on my Stars ‘til they Shine Bright or smth idk

[tanked-up]

Off to rescue him ig…

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Part 20 of my collection

[fish-nailed-to-a-cross]

Yet another yttd textpost batch

i'm the funniest person i know Click here for more memes I've made!

[sicksucculentz]

Lizzy is struggling and fighting with her hair. It just wont do what she wants it to do and it looks bad.

Lizzy: “stupid…..fucking…..”

She makes a frustrated groan and slams her brush down. She then catches V in the vanity mirror. She’s laying on the bed curled up like a cat purring away. Lizzy narrows her brows at her in irritation.

Thad picks up his ringing phone.

Thad: “yo!”

Lizzy: “i’m going to kill this fucking disassembly drone!”

Thad: “what!? Why!? What happened!?”

Lizzy: “here I am! Struggling with my hair! And this big ass oil hog is laying here after a hunt, mauling a worker drone, eating that worker drone like a bear, flying around for 3 hours, taking a 5 hour nap, and rolling around in her own puddle of drool…..AND HER HAIR IS PERFECT”

[random-incorrect-things]

Taemin: Having ADHD is kinda funny because it's like being possessed by yourself.

Taemin: The demon inside me is telling me to headbang to the Goolings for five hours and that demon is me.

[incorrect-gravescest]

💚: Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the ToxiCola Hotel and Resort until May the first? Does it matter to you at all that the owners have placed their complete confidence and "trust" in me, and that I have signed a letter of agreement, a "contract," in which I have accepted that responsibility? Do you have the slightest idea what a "moral and ethical principal" is? Do you? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future, if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you? Has it, Leyley?

[zb1bies]

myungjae: i almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

hanbin: what?

sohee: he almost got kidnapped.

hanbin: oh okay

hanbin: wait, wHAT