#the batman 22

[lilyqueenoffrogs]

Since The Batman(2022) I thought that no one could out grease Robert Patterson’s Bruce Wayne…

AND THEN I SAW RENFIELD!

My guy Renfield is the soggiest piece of toast I have EVER seen

Look at his fucking sweater!!! I can’t 😫

He is living in my head rent free

Also look at this fuckin scene

So creepy, such a story to be said, just mwah🤌

The story of the movie was also amazing so if you like lots of blood, vampires, and greasy little guys then watch this movie

[danosrosegarden]

FUCK this post and happy birthday edward nashton

[kittykatninja321]

Bruce has 3 1st sons: Dick is the first child he took in/raised, Jason is the first kid he adopted/legally claimed as his own, Damian is his first bio kid/would’ve existed before Jason’s adoption, so could technically be considered the 1st kid that is “legally” his, even if wasn’t aware of his existence yet

[miguel-owhora]

omega!batman's the type of guy to capture your attention by letting his pheromones linger in the air, the enticing scent of an omega in near heat making your legs move before you can think.

just to end up in an alley with the darkly cladded hero in the back, with the bottom half of his gear removed. his pussy—plumped and framed by neatly trimmed pubic hair—is soaking wet with his slick, his pretty cock—small yet still noticable—poking out with interest.

naturally, being quiet is in his nature. but the relief he gets with your cock thrusting in and out of his burning cunt even has him being louder than usual. of course in this case, being louder than usual means he's quietly grunting and biting his lips. he has to bite down on his fist when he ends up squirting—fuck, he didn't even know he could do that—around your knot when it catches on his hole.

[mistergreatbones]

Somebody has definitely said this before but au where bruce kills the joker and gets arrested by the un (can the un arrest people?) so when dick get back from space he finds his brother’s dead, his dad’s an international criminal, and the batman is a 13-year-old boy.

[monoiing]

You are such an enigma…

[dailydccomics]

the multiverse-hopping adventures of Clark and Bruce Batman/Superman: World's Finest #20 art by Dan Mora + Tamra Bonvillain

[thesulkycroissant]

Absolutely soul destroying that Dick withstood mental and physical torture (for information), managed to get an unconscious Donna to safety when his body could only move with extreme pain, and still his planned final words are an apology to Bruce.

[evilhorse]

Nice of you to show up after the nick of time.

(Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #24)

[waynesoutofcontext]

[cloud-craft]

Peeks out of my hole long enough to throw this out before scuttling back in

[dailybatjokes]

Day 22 of daily batjokes:

Hickey time

[sanguineterrain]

"Sorry, my dad said I have to take my little sibling with us" situation every eldest child goes through except it's Dick and the little sibling in question is the mf Red Hood

[justiceleaque]

Oh yeah! Guess who just obliterated an asteroid and saved earth?

[wibbley-wobble]

Every DC adaptation wants Dick Grayson to have Tim Drake’s Robin swag (pants, bo-staff, hacker, etc) Give him his tights and short shorts or just write Tim Drake.