#*bat shark repellant

[junicai]

Oh my god???? HELLO!!!!!!

HELLO LOVIE

how are uuu it has been so long, i want all of the life updates hehe

cant believe after eighteen times of saying im back,,, im actually back this time?? crazy

[halohalona]

I love how my dash is still full of BatFamily stuff. This, and supersons, i think, is the reason I got tumblr in the first place

[doodleduude]

[leejungchans]

🤓👉👈

WHAT THE HEAL NOT MY MAN SEONGHWA 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 WHO’S THE OTHER GUY I’M CRYINGGGGGGGG

also hi bb <33333 it’s been a while!!!!! i hope all’s been well and that you’re doing okay!!!! imysm what have u been up to!!!! 🥹🥹💗💗

[evilhorse]

I finally met a Batman more prepared than I am.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

The bats all in one spot (oh god) and fighting a Villian(tm) when

Bruce: ROBIN, CAPE, NOW

And, like a herd of unrangable sheep, every. single. bat jumps into Bruce’s cape

The awkward silence that follows when Bruce closes the cape and jumps out a window that follows is broken by Dick cooing

Dick gets slap and it ruins the moment

[sagsunandmoon]

sometimes i think about how in batman arkham knight, when he walks through the gcpd every metal detector goes off. it inspired me to think about just how many metal weapons the bat carries on him at all times, enjoy this:

The JLA on an off world mission, negotiating with an Alien species:

Unknown Leader: “Yes, I’m afraid this meeting is under a no weapon policy, so please deposit them here along with any other belongings” holding a large metal box

Ollie: deposits his bow and arrow, along with a knife strapped to his calf

Diana: following suit, depositing her lasso and sword

The others do as well, the box quickly filling with a range of explosives, swords, knives, handheld traps, etc.

Then it gets to Batman…

He was just going to ignore the order, keeping all of his equipment with him before Diana gave him a sharp look, he sighed-

He started with his batarangs, the team expecting him to move on once they were released from his utility belt, but instead he proceeded to pull 2 from his calves, 2 from under his boots, one across his chest (nobody knew that the insignia could also come off??), and 4 hidden under his cape along his back.

Unknown leader: Alright then, we may procee-

Batman released his grappling hook from the belt, along with 4 explosives, 2 smoke bombs, and an emergency flair, putting them in the box as well.

Barry looked at him with utter confusion in his eyes, yet also nodded, clearly impressed. He moved to turn back to the leader but was stopped when Bruce pulled out even more equipment.

He unhooked one ear of his cowl, pulling out 3 different lock picks, the other ear detached and and became a retractable blade. (no one knew how this was possible).

Just when they finally thought it was coming to an end, he takes out 3 more knives lined in his cape pleating, a can of shark repellent?, an inhaler (for Tim), a small tin of hair gel (for Dick), a snickers bar (for Jason), a glitter bomb (for Steph), weighted gloves (for Cass), sunglasses (for Duke, not because of his power but because someone will ask him about the power and he feels he needs the glasses to complete the look), and a juice box (for Damian).

The box is full, the team is bewildered, Bruce has the audacity to ask for a second box. The aliens audibly sigh.

[chaoticwriting]

Part 2

GOTHAM'S NEW ROGUE 3

-An hour before-

Danny is hatching a new plan today. Usually, he goes after the rogues who decide to make a spectacle or show for the public. But today, he will be the one to make it.

As all the devices are put together, Danny readies himself to turn on the screen. Lightly slapping his cheeks a few times Danny brace himself for his first solo stream.

*Live On*

Trickster: Well hello everyone! Isn't today unusually too peaceful. With all the rogues in Arkham and no one for me to bother, I decided to do the most out of my time.

Danny walks to a big hulking machine under wraps by a big piece of cloth. Danny pulls the cloth revealing a big machinery that has a giant clock in the middle.

Trickster: Over here I have my latest invention. I realized that people in this city really love coffee so what I do is make a machine that will spread gasses of caffeine into the air for people to consume via breathing. I even make sure that the special caffeine concoction wouldn't affect children because if I know one thing, it is that children with caffeine are scarier than any rogue.

Danny walks to the panel with a comically large red button with the word 'start' on it right under the clock.

Trickster: Now, when I click this button, it will turn on the timer, which is 30 minutes by the way, and when it runs out, the machine will release the caffeine into the air making everyone unable to sleep for one whole day. What is the effect on the city you may ask? I honestly don't know. But it will be funny if tomorrow everyone just drops dead asleep on the ground at work tomorrow.

Danny suddenly stops talking and slams the button heavily.

Trickster: Anyway, the timer starts now. Come find me if you wanna stop it.

Danny then leaves the screen and lets the camera focus on the clock as it ticks down. Danny sits on a nearby table and continues tinkering with his new special glitter bomb.

It's been 30 minutes when suddenly a window is broken and comes in Batman in all his glory. Except what Batman sees isn't the machine or even Trickster. It is a maze full of what he deems as traps laying around. Batman carefully trudges through the maze as he skillfully disarms the traps that are laid on the ground.

It takes Batman a whole 25 minutes to finally pass the maze before he finally sees the machine without Trickster anywhere in sight. He slowly and vigilantly approaches the machine and sees a small blue button with the word 'stop' right beside the red button.

If Batman had more time, he wouldn't have done anything rash but right now he doesn't have the time nor the ability to safely disarm the machine without making any mistake.

He pushes the button and the clock stops right then and there. He stares at his surrounding vigilantly expecting an ambush. And he is not wrong. There is indeed an ambush. Just not a normal ambush.

The machine that has stopped moving suddenly begins to shake heavily and Batman immediately jumps back to distance himself from whatever the machine is about to do.

Except when he lands, an ice forms under his legs trapping him and he tries to break the ice but the ice is very hard and impossible for him to break immediately at least. He is going to request for backups when the machine turns into tiny robots that start to surround him. He tries to smash all of them but not only are they strong and durable, EMP bombs also don't work on them.

After struggling for a while, some of the robots finally climb their way onto his head. One of them hangs from his mask and releases a gas from its mouth. Batman starts to lose consciousness and just as he is about to pass out Trickster appears in front of him.

Danny looks at Batman and orders his robots to tie him upside down, while rummages through his belt. Danny pulls out a lot of things from smoke bomb that accidentally explodes when Danny throws them to a bat shark repellent? What the hell? Anyway, after going through his belt for a while he finally found his target.

The Batwallet.

Danny turns to the hidden camera and starts to monologue.

Trickster: Hello hello everyone. Today, we have a very special guest. Presenting to you an unconscious Batman! And right here I have the strongest weapon in the world. The Batwallet! Hahahahaha.

Trickster: Now, you might be thinking. What is so strong about the wallet? And that my dear friend is the reason I am here today. Let's take a look at what's inside shall we.

Danny pulls out a black card with a bat symbol in the middle of it. Showing it to the camera, Danny gives out the biggest smile he can (somehow).

Trickster: This is the Bat credit card. I know. Sounds stupid. But you know what isn't stupid. The limit on this card. There is no limit. That means I can buy whatever I want with this.

Danny then pulls out a few polaroid pictures from the wallet that catches his attention.

Trickster: What's this? The bats secret identity? Boring. Why would I need to know who they are? Wait. This one is funny. Is this little Nightwing? Hahahaha. He's so little. *Gasp* Little Red Hood. Aww schmuck. I wanna share this with someone. I'm keeping this. I'm sure Batman has backup of these pictures.

Danny then phases the card and the photos into his body and picks up the camera.

Trickster: All right. That's it for today's stream. Oh yeah. We are in the warehouse south of the Bowery. I will shoot a flare after this for you to come get Batman. Well, you better come fast or other people will come for him.

After that the stream is cut off and a flare is shot from one of the warehouses in the Bowery. When the Bats arrived, all that was left was an unconscious Batman, tied up from the ceiling with his belt on the ground.

While the bats are busy extracting Batman back to the cave, Danny is having a feast at the Batburger. On his table, there are 50 sets of burgers, fries and cokes (the soda). Along with his food, he has pretty much paid all the food for everyone inside the Batburger. People were pretty on the fence when he first entered, but Gothamite being Gothamite, they readily accepted him when he paid for their food.

While Danny is busy eating, a big buff guy in a suit approaches him with his own food.

???: Good evening, Mr. Trickster. May I eat with you?

Part 4

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Wd-40 is an incredible substance but what happened to wd 1-39?

The complete listing, per the Rocket Chemical Company catalogue:

WD#

Air Freshener (Lemon)

Air Freshener (Lime)

Air Freshener (Strawberry)

Air Freshener (Pumpkin - Seasonal Only)

Carpet Freshener (Lemon)

Carpet Freshener (Peach)

Personal Deodorant (Lemon)

Personal Deodorant (Strawberry)

Personal Deodorant (Oil of Abramelin)

Personal Odorant (Swamp Ass)

Intimate Deodorant (Lemon)

Intimate Deodorant (Pumpkin - Seasonal Only)

Intimidating Deodorant (Thug)

Automotive Freshener (Pine)

Automotive Freshener (Mouse Droppings)

Automotive Tire Repair Spray (Unscented)

Automotive Tire Repair And Fragrance (Pine)

Squirrel Repellent (Lemon)

Squirrel Repellent (Strawberry)

Intimate Squirrel Repellent (Unscented)

Intimate Tire Repair (Squirrel Scented)

Squirrel Attractant (Squirrel Scented)

Squirrel Odorant (Boar Scented)

Squirrel Intimate Deodorant (Sqiussy Scented)

Badger Repair Spray (Unscented)

Badger Repair Spray (Lemon)

Squirrel Lubricant (Lemon)

Badger Lubricant (Lemon)

Automotive Lubricant (Unscented)

Automotive Lubricant (Squissy Scented)

Automotive Lubricant and Squirrel Repellent (Lemon)

Automotive Lubricant and Squirrel Repellent (New Car Smell)

Anti-Shark Spray (Bat Scented)

Anti-Bat Spray (Shark Scented)

Anti-Mammal Spray (Pesticide Scented)

Pro-Mammal Spray (Lemon)

Pro-Mammal Spray (Tres Leches Cake)

Leech Repellent (Tres Leches Cake)

Leech Attractant (Tres Leeches Cake)

All Purpose Lubricant (Unscented)

No Purpose Lubricant (Unscented)

Life, The Universe, And Everything Lubricant (Squissy Scented)

[leejungchans]

In my Hoshi era 🐯

HE’S SO CUTE HE’S LIKE A LIL TIGER MOCHI/BOBA HE’S SO ROUND 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 i luv him

[diaphamin]

secret admirer — lee jeno

in which ncit’s star basketball player lee jeno is your secret admirer

part three

diaphamin: hi. bye.

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[britcision]

My brain is fucking melting down calling DC adaptations fanfiction of their own fucking products this is what I’m telling the annoying DC stans forever now

I fucking CALLED it that going dark and gritty and serious in the major movies was a bad idea

Welcome to the cultural zeitgeist bitches

DPxDC and OOC

I've had a couple of posts cross my dash recently where people lament that a lot of the dpxdc fandom writes characters very OOC and how we're proliferating these characterizations among each other. I figured I'd add my own two cents.

I think the fundamental discrepancy comes from trying to reconcile two canons with vastly different tones.

Danny Phantom is a comedy superhero show operating on cartoon logic. Why do ghost experts Jack and Maddie never realize their own kid is a ghost? Why is the status quo restored at the end of every episode? Why does Danny shoot an ectoblast out of his butt that one time? Because it's funny. It's cartoony action fun where the plot is resolved in 22 minutes, there's never any lasting consequences and it's aimed at kids.

DC meanwhile wants to be taken Seriously. Heroes get beaten within an inch of their life, traumatized, killed and even the good guys do messed up things (often to each other). Yes there's action and puns, but also horrific violence, actions have consequences and it's (mostly) aimed at adults. When a main character dies the comics show their family and friends mourning and things are very dramatic. Even though at this point we, the audience can pretty much expect every death to be undone within 2-5 years of publishing, but I digress.

So how do we, the fanfic/fanart creators reconcile these differences when we make our crossovers? We either make DP more serious and somber, or we make DC more comedic.

Suddenly we have a DP verse where the Fentons' bumbling obliviousness is elevated to serious neglect or outright abuse. The GiW are no longer a minor annoyance, they are a serious threat with genocidal plans and a desire to vivisect the protagonist. When actions have consequences, we imagine Danny as dealing with serious PTSD from having to be a solo superhero and witnessing his family's death that one time (and maybe also getting vivisected). Danny is not just a teen superhero, he's now the Ghost King with serious responsibility on his shoulders.

On the flipside, if we make DC more comedic we tend to exaggerate character traits for comedic effect, focus more on the interpersonal dynamics (especially the Batfam) and have the characters act more casual and silly. Suddenly the Batfam goes from a group of seriously messed up individuals who have trouble communicating with each other and fight all the time to Batdad "Kids if you don't stop killing criminals you won't get dessert ffs" Bruce. Violence is played for laughs instead of taken seriously. Yeah they fight, but they still Love Each Other.

And THIS IS PERFECTLY FINE. It's transformative work! And trying to reconcile these disparate fandoms is hard! Fandom is a labor of love. We do it for free. We do it for our own entertainment. And no one is forcing you to read fics you don't like. DLDR and all that.

[yzur02]

Alfred: master Bruce, I think is time for you start addressing master Tim's addiction

Bruce: wha- Tim doesn't do drugs

Alfred: *british raised eyebrow* you think so, master Bruce?

Bruce: yes. Tim would never

Alfred: *opens cabinet where Tim is inhaling bat-shark repellent*

Tim:...

*used can falls off*

Tim: you can't judge me! *runs off and jumps out a window*

Bruce:... why?

[injvns]

nerf this! - a lee haechan smau

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[oldtvandcomics]

Truly an iconic moment of superhero history.

BATMAN (1966)

My favorite superhero movie!

[johnnysuhbmarine]

NCIT men’s basketball star, Zhong Chenle, faces a season of ineligibility if he can’t get his grades up. Luckily for him, one of his teammates is also part of a super smart friend group, and Chenle is just convincing enough in his request for a tutor - bringing you into his life…and making him aware of just how different the two of you are. With his newfound desire to prove to you that there’s more to life than academics, he ends up discovering there might be more to life than basketball, too.

Chapter Twenty-Four: Daegal misses you

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a/n: end :’) huge ‘thank you’ to everyone who read this. every like, reblog, and comment meant the world to me, i loved going through and looking at all your silly tags. me getting attached to this smau wasn’t necessarily in the plans when i started creating it, but now that we’re at the end, i’ll be really sad to see it go. i hope this provided you with some smiles, laughter, or literally was just at least okay enough to invoke any feeling at all. thanks for sticking with me throughout this. more written work is on the horizon. i love you

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