Making tumblr friends
Im only gonna try one more 'gain and give it everything ive got.
I want to make more tumblr friends
IF YOU ARE A BLACK PERSON, 21 years old and up
Into fashion, gaming, luxury (but not like in a gross capitalist way, just thinking luxury is pretty and a deserved experience for all regardless of economic standing lol), or activism
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE FROM THE HOOD (Because I am and want more friends from the same experience lol)
Let's be mutuals
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Pt 20 this is correct and no I will not take criticism
Talia: *talking to a random teacher at a PTA meeting (Parent teacher association meeting)* these are my children I birthed all of them it was hard but so worth it in the end *showing off pictures of Damian, Jason and Cassandra* aren’t they beautiful?
Teacher: indeed they are
Some mom: *butting into the conversation* they don’t look much like you except that one *points at Damian’s picture*
Talia: well my son Jason and daughter Cassandra take after their father
Some mom: they all have the same father? That’s shocking
Talia: excuse me?
Some mom: I’m just saying
Talia: I have only loved one man my entire life and he is the father of my children *grabs Bruce who is by the cupcake table* this is the man that impregnated me three times to give me three beautiful children! Do you not see the resemblance?
Bruce: *confused asf with a cupcake in his mouth*
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 179
Steph: Hey, Tim. Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?
Cass: Tim, are you going running?
Tim: *nods and leaves*
Duke: Have fun.
Damian: Oh my god, what is wrong with Drake right now?
Jason: Yeah, what happened?
Duke: Tim's going for a run. If anything we should be asking what's right with him.
Steph: Tim only goes running when he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.
Cass: And from the looks of it, it's been washed. Which is bone-chilling.
Duke: He's fine, everything's okay.
Dick, barging in: I just passed Tim on the street! Running! On purpose! Oh my god!
Duke: Maybe I was wrong.
Dick: *sticks his head out a window* Tim! Are you okay?! I see you, and I love you!
Duke: In my defense, nobody here emotes in a normal way.
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thinking of that one comic where red hood is fighting dick and robin!tim iirc and he’s like “i’m not scared of you!” and then cass appears out of nowhere and says “hello” and jason goes “FUCK”
i can’t find it but i know it exists
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Have some Batfam incorrect quotes from my friends and I
pt. 2
pt. 3
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Dick: "Go to sleep"
Damian: "okay” *gets up*
Steph: "What the hell?!?! I asked you like 20 times"
Tim: "So did I!"
Damian: "We'll I don't respect Brown and I older than you' *points to Tim*
Tim: "No you're not! I'm literally older than you!"
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*Tim driving with Steph in front passenger seat and Dick in the back at a red light in the right line to turn the corner as people start walking on the crosswalk*
Steph: *whispering* "hit them"
Tim: *starts to turn*
Dick: “NOOOOO”
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Tim: "Stop hitting me"
Steph: "I never hit you, Duke do I ever hit Tim"
Cass: "No”
Duke: *not paying attention*
Steph: "Thanks Cass"
Steph: *hits Tim again*
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Jason: "Everyone's a critic"
Dick: "No I'm a hater, there's a
difference"
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Duke: "You were sent jury duty three times and ignored it"
Jason: "Yah"
Duke: "That's a felony"
Jason: "Felony's are fun"
Duke: "Dude"
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Tim: "hey god its me, your sleepiest soulder, our eepiest little man"
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Bruce: "Both of you apologize to your sibling right now"
Jason: "I'm sorry mom didn't get an abortion"
Tim: "I'm sorry mom smoked when she was pregnant with you”
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Tim: *working on homework, pauses for a second* "Do any of you know what the unit for Power is"
Dick: "Watts"
*all talking over each other*
Duke: "Great responsibility"
Steph: "What's the unit"
Cass: "Watts the units"
Jason: "No Whose on first, Watts on second"
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Jason: "Doctors would love to get their hands on my DNA, like how did this man survive so long.' Ha, I fooled them, I actually died 5 years ago, I'm been a zombie this whole time"
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Tim: "Say something stupid"
Damian: "All I would have to say is your name"
Tim: "Fuck you”
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