#JASON IS HAVING A BABY HE'S GOING TO BE A GRANDPA???

[dcxdpdabbles]

Wow you have a lot of series in your master post. Cave boy has been great.

I was wanting to know what would be next for Congratulations! It’s Triplets! ? Jason was horrified at the idea he passed on pit rage to his kids. But I reblogged how I thought that spiral would go. So how about him trying to explain or make it up to Jazz and the kiddos? with a twist of comedic twist of miscommunication and misinterpretation?

Though, there is no way there isn’t a media frenzy on the second Wayne son being a baby daddy. Even if there isn’t a photo there would be a story written. And that definitely limits Jason’s options in how he can try to make up for the disastrous zoo trip, as they have to lay low.

Oh the Wayne PR team will only be able to handle gossip so far so they need a long term plan for that too. Heh if they do decide on a public announcement then Bruce may be able to hang up his play boy persona and exchange it for the “grandpa that always has a hundred pictures of his grandkids on hand.” Or a gradual transition between those two personas.

Jazz was just momently thrown by the paparazzi. She is not used to the idea that she will be hounded just because she had a one-night stand with Jason.

Once she gets her wits about her, she'll treat it like Amity Park when her parents were out ghost hunting. Yes, she'll be called names in the media, but she's been called names all her life. She'll handle it.

Meanwhile, Jason will try to explain it, but he doesn't want to involve them in the nightlife, so he doesn't name it. Jazz will just assume he is talking about a mental illness that could be passed to the kids- like a meta version of bipolar or something.

Since the kids aren't really his—just a close copy of a dimension overdue—she doesn't think the three kids will have it. She doesn't mention it, though, because she doesn't want to mix the Waynes up in Ghost Politics.

The media will lose their minds, but everyone sort of knows Jason Todd was in witness protection for a while- that's why he disappeared when he was a teen, and Bruce even had a fake funeral- so they assume Jazz is from that time.

What gets most people's attention is Bruce Wayne being a dotting grandpa and the triplets being... unsettling. Jazz will eventually fall out of the limelight because she can be boring. (There are no big scandals for them to exploit. She didn't exist beforehand, so they can't dig into her past.)

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@proshipper-on-ship​ thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha

“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”

There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.

Things were going good.

And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.

“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!

At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”

“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”

Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.

The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that  surprised that Dami would be going with her.

Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.

He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”

Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.

Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.

Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.

Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.

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Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”

Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”

Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.

“What the fuck?!”

“Language!”

“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”

“Language!”

“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”

“I’m what?”

“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”

“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”

“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”

“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”

“He likes my ass?”

“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”

“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”

“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?

“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”

“...Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”

“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”

“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”

“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”

“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”

“Why did you guys even get married?”

“For the diplomatic immunity.”

“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”

“I do now.”

“What does that mean?”

[samalong1]

How you get slashers to do the dishes

Ft jason voorhees brahms heelshire sawyer brothers Thomas hewitt Freddy krueger pinhead yautja and Beetlejuice

Jason voorhees

He was raised to be a good boy and help with household chores

He probally woudnt automatically do them without you he woudnt give cleanliness a 2nd thought

But you fluttering your eyelashes and asking him please will get him on it

Pls don't yell at him to do it he'll still do them but he'll get all scared

Probally likes doing them with you reminding him of helping his mom with the dishes makes him feel nostalgic

Would wear a frilly apron if you ask nicely

Brahms heelshire

Much harder

Spoiled boy

You don't ask him you make him

Won't throw a tamptrum but he'll be all huffy and moody

Do it with it ask him to help you and praise him for being so helpful

If you withhold kisses or affection for not doing them then he'll throw a tamptrum

Won't wear the frilly apron

Freddy krueger

Your dreaming and banging the dude in control of your dreams and you dream of dirty dishes

If it's some weird household domestic fantasy he'd still give you the side eye

Judges you for dreaming of dirty dishes

Hit em with a broom if you really want him to

Don't even try with the frilly apron

Nubbins sawyer

Don't he'd smash them while laughing then ask if he did good

Probably would wear the frilly apron for a second before ripping it off

Bubba

Please don't he's clumsy and will break them and then turn to you looking like a sad puppy that he failed you

Pls make him wear the frilly apron

He'd wear it even if you didn't mention ot

He may be shit at chores but loves wearing the apron and makeup mask pretending to be your housewife while giggling and stimming happy to have fun like this

Chop top

He'd just tap his head and go "still got a nice clean playe here" and walk off proud of his joke

Drayton sawyer

This old cranky man already running a buisness,making sure his younger brothers don't get them caught or do some stupid bullshit,cooked all the food,and making sure things run smoothly

He'd bring up how hard he works and how he had to raise three boys on his own after grandpa got to old how hard he works to keep the lights on

He won't even be guiltiling you after a bit he'd just be ranting and venting like your his therapist

After he got all that off his chest he'd just yell at you to stop being lazy and how everyone has their work and they better do it

He doesn't care your smooching him

Pls get him therapy

Thomas hewitt

Luda mae does the dishes anyway

You probally do aswell to contribute to the house since hoyt won't let ya laze around

But if you want help just tell him how much they piled out and how it's overwhelming and he'll help he won't do it on his own

If you want to give luda mae a break just tell hik how hard she's working to support everyone and how caring she is and how much she'd love it if her baby boy did the dishes and he'd be at the sink quickly

Woudnt wear the apron don't even ask

Pinhead

Your fucking a cenobite you probably aren't in any landscape that has a kitchen with dirty dishes

Beetlejuice

If he wants anything like you to say his name or do some weird sex thing just be like "hmm I dunno you haven't really helped out lately" or how your to busy with the dishes for it

If he still refuses just whack him with a broom

You can get him to wear a apron by wracking him with the broom

Yautja

New to Ooman chores

The dishes are so tiny against his hands

He'd break them and then get frustrated je isn't doing his precious ooman's task correctly

He'd break a few dishes and then either rage or sulk

Possibly get him to wear a frilly apron

[hypewinter]

Ok so this is based on @cyrwrites prompt of Danny being Willis Todd. A very delicious angsty prompt btw. Especially @faeriekit additions. Chef's kiss. Anyway, that got my little gears turning and I thought up an alt version. What if Danny was Jason's grandpa?

Hear me out: Despite all the hardships of losing his family and identity, Danny still manages to get a wife and settle down. Then the GIW tracks him down again and while he's in the ghost zone taking care of a few things, they break into his house and kidnap his wife.

Danny goes ballistic and decimates all of their bases trying to find her but by the time he does, it's too late. She dies in his arms and there isn't enough ambient ectoplasm for her to become a ghost. This is the last straw for Danny and he retreats to the Infinite Realms, sealing all portals and summonings (perhaps he's starting down the path of becoming Dan).

Unbeknownst to Danny, his son got dumped off in an orphanage (he thought the baby died with his wife) and is named Willis. From here Willis can either be the way that he is because his core is not getting everything it needs and that's causing physical and mental side effects or he's just an asshole with secret ghostly powers. Either way, everything from there continues down the path of Jason's story.

Flashing forward, after taking an involuntary bath in ectoplasm, Jason's proto core gets activated. He was mainly human with no ambient ectoplasm around before so his core was inactive while his body did all the work. Now that it's active however, his body is slowly but surely giving his proto core all the functions it was meant to have. The problem with this is that his proto core is too weak and can't actually sustain these functions. For example, he'll randomly stop breathing but his core can't take over properly which leads to him suffocating instead until his lungs take back over. Fun times right?

Bruce is getting increasingly desperate so when Constantine mentions the ghost king might be able to help but they would have to go to him directly, he suits up and says lead the way.

For Danny's part, when he meets these three men, he is confused for two reasons. How did they even get here? And why is the youngest one putting out a feeling of family when he should have no one left?

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

WAITWAITWAIT CAN WE PLEASE GET BRUCE LEARNING HE’S GONNA BE A GRANDPA😭 and alfred great grandpa my heart

Bruce hated celebrating his birthday for the most part. And everyone knew it. So- making him do it was equal parts enjoying making him suffer and making him enjoy the day even if it killed them.

Still. Jason couldn't help but feel a little nervous when it came time to open presents. You'd done something cutesy with an ultrasound image and a picture frame and some other things in the gift bag- the other presents, things Jason picked were on top.

And Jesus Christ, he just hoped there wasn't a lecture. And that people were happy about it- and that no one made you cry. Unless it was happy crying. Happy waterworks were fine.

He sipped his punch and kept a hand on your thigh, rubbing lightly- he didn't know if he was soothing you or himself but- maybe it didn't matter. Bruce was appropriately polite about the rest of the things in the bag. But when h came to the rectangular thing wrapped in tissue paper, he was clearly not expecting what he took the wrapper off of.

"Wait-"

"What?" Dick asked, "They accidentally put-"

"You're-"

"Did he finally propose or-"

And before Jason knew what was happening, Bruce pulled him into an absolutely bone-crushing hug and kissed the side of his head.

"What the fuck?" Dick asked, looking at Cass who picked up the fallen picture frame while Bruce was giving you a similarly bone-crushing hug.

"Baby!" Cass squealed, clapping her hands. "They're having a baby!"

And the screaming left no room for Jason to be anxious.

"Thank god," Clark snorted, "I thought I was going to have to tell him to stop him pouting."

[suzukiblu]

Burning

"Do we know who sired Todd's pup?" Pup Brother asks warily as he ferries back the nesting pillows just a little awkwardly. It takes him a few trips to get them all, but Jason doesn't mind. There's no rush.

"He hasn't said," Grandpa says.

"Surely we should inquire, then," Pup Brother says. "It seems . . . important."

"Damian, you and Bruce are literally the only people in this pack living with any kind of a blood relative," Loud Sister tells him wryly. "Except for Jason and the baby now, I guess. And also that is a super-rude kind of question to ask somebody who's in feral drop anyway."

"Well, they could be someone dangerous," Pup Brother grumbles. "Or a civilian, in which case they would need to be retrieved as soon as possible."

"Retrieved?" Little Brother asks with a frown. "Why?"

"They would not be safe outside the manor," Pup Brother says. "The sire of the first pups of our pack's next generation would be a valuable target for our enemies."

". . . okay, good point there," Little Brother mutters as he and Loud Sister both wince. "Uh, Jason? Who'd you spend your last heat with?"

"Mine," Jason says, contentedly fluffing the new layer of pillows in his nest.

". . . your what, exactly?" Loud Sister tries.

"Mine," Jason repeats, really more absorbed in the process of nest-building than anything else. They can talk once his nest is done, he figures. "My . . . mmmmm. My sun. And my arsenal."

"Please don't mean a Kryptonian when you say 'sun'," Little Brother mutters under his breath. "Or an assassin when you say 'arsenal'."

"I love them," Jason replies in satisfaction, and lays down another blanket. This one smells like Grandpa. It's so nice.

"Oh wow, Jason just actually admitted an emotional attachment willingly and in cold blood and without triggering the pit," Loud Sister says, her eyes wide. "Yeah, okay, we reaaaaally shouldn't have asked about the sire."

"No, Damian's right," Little Brother says, shaking his head. "This is important. They could be in danger. Or, uh, planning to attack us. Depending. Are your sun and your arsenal civilians, Jason?"

Jason laughs.

That's such a funny question.

"They're gonna burn down Gotham for me," he says dreamily.

"Not the most reassuring answer but noted," Little Brother says. "Are they going to burn it down with, I don't know, specifically heat vision?"

Jason laughs again.

"I'm just gonna call Kon real quick," Little Brother says, pulling out his phone.

"Isn't he an omega?" Loud Sister asks doubtfully.

"Yeah, but Supergirl's an alpha," Little Brother says. "And, relatedly, so is Power Girl."

Jason takes a moment to think about Power Girl. Just, like . . . as a person and everything. And as an experience.

He purrs.

". . . yeah, definitely call Kon," Loud Sister says, half-eyeing him for some reason.

Little Brother calls.

[harrywavycurly]

My beloved @harrywavycurly ! I’m on anon because I’m shy. 🫣 Will we get a lil bonus chat of Eddie waking her up after her nap and setting her straight that he doesn’t hate her?? Your fluff gives me the will to live. (Obviously it’s fine if we don’t, I just know you sometimes post extras and I was curious!)💗💗💗

Hiii babes!! Awe no need to be shy but I totally get it!! I can gladly give you a little conversation with them when she wakes up from her nap! You’re so sweet and I hope you enjoy💖

-find all things One Night Stand Eddie here✨

“Eddie?” “Yeah?…oh you need help getting up?” “No I was just seeing if you were home…so..uhm I’m ready to hear…whatever the fuck it is you wanted me to hear.” “Okay…uh well…for starters I’m sorry if I made you think I hate you…I don’t…not at all.” “That’s good…I don’t hate you either.” “Good that’s good…uhm and I…I uh am sorry I haven’t…tried to get to know you more…I’m gonna try to be nicer.” “I uhm…I’ll try to be nicer as well…I’m sorry I can be…mean it’s just…a defense mechanism I’ve had since I was little…” “i get it…people fucking suck and it’s easier to be mean to them before they’re mean to you…trust me…I get it.” “We can just uh…start fresh maybe? Just try to be friends and stuff.” “Okay…well uhm I’m Eddie Munson and I don’t know if you know this or not but I’m actually having a baby soon…” “really? Girl or boy?” “Girl…her name is Dorothy Anne Munson…her mom and grandpa actually named her.” “They have great taste…” “Yeah…yeah they do.” “So Eddie Munson…what are you doing tomorrow night?” “Uh nothing?” “Would…you like to see the new Halloween movie with me?…Michael is kinda my favorite out of the big four.” “Big four?” “Yeah? You know…Michael Jason…Freddy and Ghostface..the big four.” “Is that actually a thing?” “I mean I think so? It’s what i call them…so uhm…yes or no to the movies? Don’t feel all obligated to go just because I’m carrying your baby and all.” “You’re so annoying…yes I’d like to see Halloween with you.” “Cool…oh uhm you know…there’s nothing uh going on…between Steve and I right?” “Oh uh I didn’t…think there was anything going on…between you two…but thanks for letting me know.” “I just thought maybe that’s why you get so upset when I hang out with him…it’s always just us hanging out and watching the kids…that’s it.” “You like the kids huh?” “They’re growing on me…Mike is a little annoying but Dustin and Max are fun.” “Yeah Dustin is…entertaining to say the least.” “Not to cut this moment short but uh…can you help me up? I really have to pee.” “Oh shit yeah yeah here….there…you go…uh lunch is ready by the way.” “Oh thank god I’m starving…oh Wayne said you can come to dinner…i called him before falling asleep.” “Oh…nice…are you okay with that?” “He’s your dad Eddie…of course I’m okay with it.” “Okay..uh well I’ll be in the kitchen do you want me to bring your lunch to you in bed or will you sit and eat with me on my ugly ass green couch?” “I will sit in the ugly couch…”

[strangerthingsn]

My evil dad

Summary: You’re Eddies pregnant girlfriend during season 4 of stranger things. Eddie is not gonna die at the end tho!

a/n: I just came up with this idea a week ago so now I started writing it! (If you find any type faults or anything else please mention!<3)

warning:kissing, make out, frustrated Eddie, drugs deal, drugs(mention), I think 18+, she/her reader, pregnancy, giving birth, sex(just mentioned), if I missed something please let me know!

Chapter one ~ the hellfire club

You put your shirt back on as you already had your pants and everything else on. Eddie kisses your cheek and puts his pants on. He only had his sweatpants on no shirt. He was so sexy.

“Did I not hurt you? Or the little girl?”he asks worried and kisses your clothed belly.

“no you didn’t and if you did I would tell you. Promise.” He smile and kisses his head. He was so careful when you had sex with him.

You and Eddie sit together on his bed, just chilling.Eddie places his hand on your belly,

“Jesus your rings are cold” you gasp.

“sorry princess, you want me to take ‘em off?” He looks at you with his soft brown eyes, you can’t say yes right now, he’s so handsome.

“it’s okay” you smile and kisses his cheek.

He has his hands on your stomach the whole night. Its so adorable. He’s scared he won’t be a good dad but he definitely will be a perfect one. His own dad is not hire for him and he never been, so he also don’t really has a exempel. You knew some things of having kids/a baby but long not everything, now you promised him you’ll figure out together when the young girl is born.

You two had dinner together and his uncle cooked because he what a day off. He was really happy when Eddie told him last week he’s gonna be a kind of grandpa. After dinner you watched a movie together in Eddie his bed.

But when it was 11PM you decided you should go home. He dropped you off and you put some clothes down for your last school day before spring break tomorrow. After that you fell in a deep sleep.

——

You scared awake from your alarm, you turn it off and sit up. Time for school…. You absolutely hated school, the only fun thing about it is seeing your boyfriend.

Eddie is your boyfriend for almost two years, you really love him! He gives you handmade things like necklaces and other cute stuff. He is super caring and nice. He can have some anger issues or be irritated sometimes but you can handle that.

You were pregnant since probably something was wrong with the condom.. you started smelling a lot more, and if it smelled gross you had to throw up… You had mood swings what Eddie noticed at first. You started feeling things in your stomach and you ate thing you normally didn’t like, so you decided to take a pregnancy test, and yep…you were gonna be parents soon..

You are pregnant about 37 weeks now. Your belly was not that big because you were pretty skinny yourself, but big enough that you cant hide it anymore. You told your parents a couple weeks ago, they didn’t really care, like always. You told Eddie immediately after you took the test. He was happy but also scared.

Now the birth is coming really close but you decided to finish school until break. But the baby girl was nice for you. She doesn’t kick that much. You already knew it’s gonna be a girl. You just needed a name. Eddie was really nervous about everything but you can understand that.

In your opinion eddie is the best boy in the world! Sadly not everyone thinks about him like that… Jason is a horrible person. You hate him for being so mean to him, he will just never leave him alone.

Because your Eddies girlfriend they don’t really like you also. The people in school give you weird looks in the hallways and talk behind your back, sometimes they make fun of you of your pregnancy but aslong you were happy with Eddie and the baby you were okay.

You get up and put the clothes on you picked out the day before; a wide shirt (actually Eddies shirt) and wide jeans. You put a ring on and the necklace Eddie made for you. You fix your hair a little bit but keep it down. You put some blush and mascara on and a little bit eyeliner because Eddie said he loves it when you wear it!

You go downstairs and run to the phone to call Eddie. You call a couple times before he picks up,

“Jesus Y/N, I was still sleeping.”he says with an irritated voice.

“Hey baby, good morning too!” You say sarcastic, while you lean against the wall.

“You ruined my beauty sleep princess”he says a little less frustrated.

“you don’t need a beauty sleep, you are already beautiful enough sleepyhead.” You giggle.

“hmm. Why are you calling actually?”you frons from his negative tone.

“because I wanted to hear your voice”

“you can hear it on school too”you know he’s rolling his eyes right now.

“Well I wasn’t sure because you skip a little much”you look at the clock, you have still 40 minutes.

“maybe you can skip with me.?” Suddenly he talks a lot more nice. You can only hear his voice right now but you imagine those puppy eyes..

“….fine, where you wanna meet?”you sigh.

“Hellfire room, I need to work a little on the champagne for tonight anyways” you hear him smiling.

“see you there darling!” “see you princess. Give the little girl a kiss from me!” He hangs the phone up.

Yep…he’s having a bad day. He sound grumpy so you know it’s gonna be a hard day for him.

You eat just a apple, you never really have good breakfast. You pack your bag in meanwhile, some books and some food. You listen also a little to the tv that was on in the living room. Home alone as usually. You parents work pretty much, you don’t mind to be alone. And you always can go to Eddie also.

——

After a while you arrive on school, there was definitely something going on in there cause everywhere you look were cheerleaders or something like basketball players. You also saw some people that were on Hawkins high a couple years ago, they were back to support the players you guessed . It was very busy, and there was loud music coming from somewhere. You don’t know anything about those basketball games. You just didn’t care about that shit.

You decide to walk inside. You put your bag in your locker and walk to the hellfire room. The halls where pretty silent, probably because everyone was busy with the basketball game or something. You look a little around if you could see Eddie or one of his friends maybe.

But no.

The last time you’ve seen Eddie was yesterday at his, when you guys had sex and did other stuff.

You just open the door and walk in. Someone grabs you by your hips. Its made you jump and you almost screamed, than you turn around.

“Gotcha” Eddie laughs because you got scared.

“not funny Eddie.” You look at him trying not to laugh. He smiles and cups your face in his hands.

“I think is pretty funny princess.” He leans in and kisses you, you started to kiss him back as he picks you up. And you wrap your legs around his waist. You stop kissing for a second,

“if you scared me harder the baby would have came out.”

He giggles and kisses you again. You guys had a whole make out session right there.

——-

After a while you pull away and you look at him. “You know what’s going on there?”you point at where the music is coming from.

“something with Jason his ball in laundry basket game Im guessing” he stugs his shoulders.

“Boring.” You giggle a little and gives him a pec on his lips. He notices the necklace and pulls it out of it shirt.

“You’re wearing it!” He smiles cause he always thinks his presents are not enough because he has not much money to buy the expensive ones.

“ofcourse i wearing it, it my favorite necklace.” You play with his hair. He grabs your hand to takes it out of his hair.

“not my hair.!” He looks serious.

“woah normally you like that.” You look at his hand holding yours. He puts you down, and walks to his throne and sits down.

“not now.”he sounds grumpy, again.

You roll your eyes, “Jesus Eddie what’s wrong with you today?” You lean against the wall. Your hormones can’t handle his additude.

“nothing.” He reads out of his dnd notebook.

“there needs to be a reason you so gru-“ he cuts you off.

“I can’t work like this.” He covers his eyes with his hands.

You decide not to get into a discussion so you just sit down on the floor against the wall. Rubbing your belly softly.

You are silent and you watch him struggling with his champagne. After you’ve been looking at him for maybe 30 minutes you decide to speak again. He has mood swings so maybe hes not irritated at the moment?

”Hellfire is tonight, right?” You are still looking at him.

“yeah.” He says and looks up at you.

“can I come watch you guys play?” You smile a little.

“mhm.”he looks back at his work.

You nod. “Cool. I can bring some cookies?” Just because baking is one of your favorite things to do.

“You don’t have to Its important to rest, you have to give birth soon..”

“I’m not tired and believe me I’m taking good care of her and myself.”Your eyes are scanning the room if you notice some kind of magazine on the table, you get up and walks over to there to pick it up.

“Since when do you get so bored you start reading this things?” You smile as you read the frond.

“I didn’t my uncle did, go to page 24”he says still working on the champagne. You want to help him but he has always his own perfect champagne in mind.

You open the magazine and go through the pages to page 24. You read the big letters: D and D The devil’s game. Well that was definitely a part of why he was so ruffed up today. You read the page. You don’t really play dnd but it’s definitely interesting with all those characters and the game itself is amazing. “Woah, people really think you gonna do suicide because of a game?” You eyes going over the paper again.

“apparently. People are stupid. DnD is just fun.” He looks finally up at you. You close the magazine and lay it back.

You smile at him and nod. Than look to his work,”can I help you with something?”

“Its almost done so not really”he looks down again. He’s doing so hard his best playing DnD and he takes literally everything really seriously. You think it’s cute, he’s 20 but still obsessed with a game.

“alright” you kiss his cheek and sits on the table making some homework you didn’t do yet.

——

As the third period starts you walk into the classroom after skipping two classes. You sit down and Eddie sits behind you in the back of the class as usual. You look behind you to him, you smile softly at him. And he gives a soft smile back, he’s so adorable. It’s a history class, you and Eddie have a project together where you worked a little bit on yesterday at his. Now the teacher is explaining some stuff. You giggle soft as you feel the little girl kicking in your belly.

You try to listen to the teacher also but you can’t really concentrate, because you see Chrissy communicate with Eddie. You try to ignore it. It’s not that you hate Chrissy because she’s with Jason his little group all the time. You even feel a little bad for her because it’s obvious she doesn’t even love Jason. But she’s just scared of him.

First couple weeks at Hawkins high you were pretty good friends with her. But after that she joined the cheer team you started not liking her…That’s wasn’t really something for you, being popular just doesn’t fit you.

After they stopped talking and Chrissy is concentrating on something else, You turn to Eddie and you look at him in a confused way. Chrissy never talks to him. He noticed and gave you just a little smile. Because of that you know it’s okay, so you turn back to listen to the teacher.

As the teacher tells to work a little on the project for the last couple minutes, you get up to set your chair next to Eddie. He Don’t want you to pick anything up that’s to heavy so he gets up and picks the chair up before you knew. He puts it down next to his and sit down again. You walk over to your chair. He wraps his arm around your hip.

“hello princess” he looks up at you. You smile and sit down.

“what was it about darling?” You talk silent so nobody could hear it except for Eddie

“She says she sees some stuff and she swears they aren’t really there”

“drugs deal?” You took a guess.

He nods.

“when?”

“after school, but don’t worry about it” he smiles and rubs his hand on your hip softly.

“Okay, okay” you smile back.

You open your book and start getting the information and write it down on the paper. Eddie doesn’t work really much. That’s obvious since he still didn’t graduate after ‘trying’ it three times. After you wrote down information down you turn it to Eddie.

“Do you understand this?” You show it to him.

“This is my third time learning this stuff I think I get it now…maybe.?”

You giggle a little, “I believe in you.”

Eddie takes the paper and reads it. He doesn’t read it because he wants to learn it and be a good student, but because he doesn’t wanna show no interest in anything you worked for. You do appreciate that.

“I think I need to read it again after you finished the whole page..” it’s obvious. He still doesn’t understand it.

“Okay” you laugh a little, and he shakes his head smiling.

You take it from him and explain some things.

“Can’t we not talk about something else?” The mumbles.

“Well, if you tell me about what?”

“How much fun we had last night and how good you taste”he smirks.

“Eddie serious…we are in class”you try to hide your smile.

“You’re just so pretty, and I just have to look at you and I’m already turned on” He is definitely teasing you right now.

“You are always such a tease when you are bored Eds” you giggle.

“can’t do anything about it school is so fucking annoying”he lays his head on your shoulder.

“if you just graduate for once”

“You hear what you’re saying? ‘Just’ graduate?”he rubs his eyes.

“I’ll help you this year. You gonna graduate. I will take care of that.”you look down at him.

“Yeah. 86. My year.” There slowly appears a little smile on his mouth. Then the bell rings. You put your stuff in your bag and picks your bag up. Eddie already walked out but is waiting for you in the hallway. You walks over to him.

“Let me use the bathroom” you say while standing infrond of him.

“you having your period? You need something?”he is always so caring.

“No…seriously..I’m pregnant! I don’t have periods” You laugh.”I just have to touch up my makeup and girly stuff.”

“Oh that’s right,” he lets a chuckle out, ”see you at the table” he kisses your cheek and walks away.

You smile and make your way to the bathroom, Almost bumping into Max. You know her from Mike and Dustin.

“oh sorry, my fault.”You look at her with a friendly smile.

“N-no…I mean, it’s not ur fault.. its ok.” She doesn’t smile,that poor kid is traumatized after her brother died at the mall. Like that she walks off and you continue walking to the bathroom.

You open the door as you hear someone opening a toilet and walking out. Its Chrissy. But…she looks terrified. Like she seen something like…a monster..

“A-are you okay.?” You ask her carefully.

She doesn’t respond and walks out quickly. You look confused around you. There was nothing to see. Just some flickering lights. You open all the toilets to look inside. Still nothing. As the lights are fully on again you walk to the mirror, you get your blush out of your bag and puts some on. You also put some new mascara on and you fix your eyeliner. For the finishing touch you put some red lipglosses on.

After you put some body mist on, you look around you for the last time to make sure there is nothing there.

Still nothing, so you walk out.

You walk to the cafeteria. You see some people glaring at Eddie and Jason is table was pretty busy. Could mean one thing. Eddie did something stupid in there. You see him eat, in a frustrated way. It made you giggle as you walk over to the table.

“Hey y/n” Gareth gives you a big smile. Eddie his friends did really like you.

“Hey all” you scan the table as you notice you miss some people, “where are Mike and Dustin?” You sit down on their place.

“they are looking for a sub for tonight at hellfire” Gareth awnsers.

“Eddie isn’t y/n a perfect sub?” Jeff looks at Eddie.

“I don’t even know how to play and-“ Eddie cuts you off.

“Isn’t even a bad idea, first we look what sub Dustin and Mike found tonight. Then I guess we’ll see… would you agree to it baby?” He says while giving the plate with food he already got for you. You take it.

“if you wanna explain to me how it works?”you eat some of your food.

“Yeah sure” he smiles a little.

“can you believe they wanted to postpone the cult of Vecna?!” Gareth says frustrated.

You have no idea where they talking about. Who even is Vecna? You heard the name last time much. Is he one of their characters? Is be good? Is he bad? but you know anyways postpone is not anything Eddie likes.

“I thought Vecna died last time?” You questioned because you mostly watch them playing a champagne.

“he did actually yeah.” Gareth tells you.

“maybe he still lives secretly”Jeff gasps.

And they start discussions why he could be alive, or not. You giggle at their exited faces. You still were thinking about Chrissy, zoning out while thinking;

What did she see?

What made her scared?

Why was she even scared?

Is there something going on you don’t know about?

Is there danger?

There you say silently on the table while the rest was still talking about their DnD things tonight.

“Babe?” Eddie noticed you, but you didn’t hear him.

“Princess?”

“Y/N!” He takes your hand on the table. You turned your head to him finally noticing him.

“yeah?”

“Something wrong?” He questioned.

“No, just thinking. That’s all” giving him a soft smile.

“about what?”

you swallow thinking to tell him about it. You would if you was alone with him, but not with everyone hire on the table.

“doesn’t matter, it’s not important” you just say that. It’s not lying right? Cause it’s probably not even important, right?

“Okay. Just tell me when you need me.” You nod with a little smile. Than the bell rings. You still have a couple classes before the spring break starts! You make your way to class.

——

The bell rings on your last class. Finally free. You get your bag and you walk out off the classroom with Eddie. “See you tonight at hellfire?” He takes your hand while walking through the hallway.

“Yes ofcourse, you can’t get rid of me so fast” you giggle.

“oh trust me I know, I know”he chuckles when he gets some stuff out of his locker. You open your too and gets your leather jacket out and a couple books. Your locker was next to Eddies that’s why you are together now.

You saw him a couple times by his locker and you started crushing immediately. He was so goofy with his long hair, but also so gorgeous and cute. He noticed you smiling at him a couple times in the halls, and when you heard you were in the same class together you took your change to sit next to him once. Because no one else ever did. You thought that was kinda sad so you decided to sit next to him.

He talked after like starring at you for 20 minutes with big eyes. The thing he said was; You coming for weed?. It made you giggle, and that was when you stared talking and hanging out. You were so in love and so was he! So he asked to you be his princess on Valentine’s Day! With a selfmade ring and wildflowers. It was so sweet.

“I need to go! I’m a little late for the deal..”

“Alright, see you tonight!”you smile

He kisses you “bye sweetheart”, and your belly quickly, ”bye baby girl” and he runs out.

You had to work a couple hours before you could go to hellfire. just to make sure you’ll have enough money to buy the baby whatever she needs. So you get in your car and drive to your work.

You had cheri cheri lady on your radio from talking heads. You listen to that kind of music mostly but you didn’t mind Eddie his metal and rock things. You liked it! It’s impressive how they make it and work together with all the instruments. You have sometimes some Metallica on, or guns n roses.

When you arrive at Hawkins coffee shop you park your car and get out. You walk in and change into your work clothes. You liked working there and you had enough money to life from. And it was not to much for being pregnant. Eddie comes often for a free coffee in the morning.

——

You’re late. As you forgot the time while working. You hurry out of your car into your house and rushed to the kitchen.

“careful. You’re pregnant..!!” Your mom says watching you rush.

“I’ll be careful! I need to bake cookies in 40 minutes. I gotta be quick!” And you also need to put other clothes on. You start making the dough, as your mom walks into the kitchen.

“hellfire?” She asks you.

“yeah” you giggle.

“how’s Eddie?”

“so far I know good, little frustrated but we have vacation now”you smile while adding the chocolate chips.

“yeah vacation and still have to hurry” she laughs a bit.

“Eddie doesn’t like when I’m late, because I have to interrup the champagne “ you giggle a little.

“you gonna stay the night at his?”

“no I don’t think so…he pretty irritated today” you let out a small laugh.

Your mom and you talked a little more. You liked talking with your mom. She is very young herself so she understands you better than your dad does. She was 17 when she got you. A surprise for her, but that’s okay, it’s a little like your story. She likes Eddie too, aslong you’re happy with him. But she works much and so did your dad. So they have not much time for you..

You put the cookies in the oven and you rush upstairs and slam the door of your room open. You make your way to you closet and look in it. Eddie has a part of your closet with some of his clothes for when he stays to night. A couple band shirts, jeans and boxers. As you think for a second you decide to wear one of his band shirts. You get a black one with a print with some kind of metal monster with red eyes and horns, with the text DIO. You knew it a little, he listens much to it.

You put it on.

That and just the jeans you were wearing already, with a black belt made your outfit. You touch up your makeup a little and your hair.

As you finish you hear the bleeps of the oven downstairs. You hurry downstairs again and put the cookies in a bowl. They were so hot, you definitely burned your hands. You leave the house then sprints to the car and start driving to school again.

You’re so tired now of just hurrying a bit.

It doesn’t take so long to get to school. It’s dark, probably because it’s 8PM. And it’s really silent on the way so you can drive a little harder. But how closer to school you came how busier it became.

You look at all the cars being parked and the noices inside the school like this morning. Probably a game. You hum with the song on the radio while parking and you pick the cookies up. You see Dustin and Mike outside with a girl. With an American flag? That must be the sub? Right?

You get out the car and walk into the building making your way to the room. You open the door, but stoped walking hearing Eddie his voice,

“Absolutely not.” He is sitting on his throne like he’s a god.

“We asked for a sub, we delivered.” Dustin says.

“This is hellfire club not babysitting club.” You watch them while leaning against the door frame.

“Im eleven you long haired freak” you hear the girl speaking and you looked over at her. He’s definitely got a additude.

“my, my, the child speaks” Eddie says before getting up off his throne. They all chuckle a little. You’re not sure why. Eddie probably didn’t even notice you were standing there in the dark doorframe.

Eddie walks closer to her, “so, what’s your name child?”

“Erica Sinclair” she says again with her tone, it made you giggle silently. Eddie was also chuckling not sure if you did that for the same reason but that’s okay..

“so this is Sinclairs infamous sister.” He says while looking you the others with a big grin on his face. You felt kinda bad for that kid, but she was absolutely not scared of a single one of them.

“He’s sharp” She looks behind her to Dustin and Mike. The others are just laughing a bit until Eddie cuts them off. He was a little irritated but he was that already since this morning and they also asked to postpone so that was also definitely a part of it, and now he has a kid infrond of him.

“What’s your class and level? Level one dwarf?”he looks down at her and he chuckles a little. That made them all laugh, you just stood there watching..

“Eddie…-“ you try to interrupt him but he didn’t hear you. They all didn’t.

The room was filled with laughs and chuckles except for you, Dustin, Mike and Erica.

“My name is Lady Applejack. And I'm a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level 14. And I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri. And I'll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy's book club?”

That definitely made you jaw drop. Probably by everyone, it was really silent for a while. All the people look pretty impressed that words just came out of that little girl. Except Eddie, he’s just smirking as he shakes Erica her hand.

“Welcome to hellfire.”he says.

Everyone started talking a bit again.

“Well now the decision is made….” You put the plate with cookies on the table. “…..hey” you smile.

“Jesus baby for how long have you been standing there?” Eddie hugs you from behind.

“since Erica even walked in”you look at her and smile.

“How is the baby?” Gareth asks.

“it starts to feel heavier…I probably did way to much today” you sign. Eddie puts his hand under you big belly and lifts the weight a little up. Since he knows you’re pregnant he even readed books about it. Just to make sure he’s gonna be a good dad and a good boyfriend for you.

And taking the weight he also readed somewhere probably. But you can’t lie, it feels good to not hold that heavy weight for a minute. He turns you around so you’re facing him and he gives you a pec and your belly a little kiss.

“How are my ladies?” he smiles and sits on his throne, pulling you on his lap.

“One of them is really tired and done of them really wants to get out..”you giggle a little.

“I hope the little one want to get out and not you?” He chuckles.

“No I like it hire” you kiss his cheek.

“I think I know a name” Eddie smiles.

“Aslong it’s not a rockstar name..”

“…Well-..” he looks down with a smile.

“See? I know you to good” You laugh, “but tell me”

“Well I was thinking maybe Alice, from Alice Cooper, ya know him?”he looks up again.

“I know him. from the song posion right?”

“Yeah that’s the right one!” He smiles.

You’re not sure if you want a rockstar name…. Maybe your kid not gonna like that music? But she probably is since her dad does.

“Lets start Eddie”Dustin says.

“right, okay sit down everyone. I made this champagne this morning and I think it’s a pretty good one.”he smiles proud as everyone sit down.

Eddie starts the story, he has one hand to help him were he is with reading and one is holding your hand.You take a cookie followed by others that also took a cookie.

———

You listen to Eddie and watch them play until you started not feeling so well. You had already your head leaning on Eddie his shoulder. While the baby is kicking extremely hard.. Eddie goes with his fingers through your hair.

“Umh..- y/n? You don’t have to stay for us and I’m sure Eddie don’t mind you going home either. You really look tired and sick..”Gareth looks worried and Eddie looks down at you.

“you wanna go home baby?” Eddie asks you.

You nod. “I’ll drive home”

“you can drive you think?”Eddie helps you up.

“Yeah I can babe” you give him a big hug and a kiss.

“Tell me if some thing is wrong, alrighty?” Eddie kisses your nose.

“Ew gross” Erica is looking away from you two.

“I will” you kiss his cheek and waves while walking out of the room.

——-

You park your car home and you go upstairs to your room. You take of your jeans and shirt, and lay in bed holding your belly. Still feeling the baby kicking a lot. “Jesus” you whisper. You never felt her so much and it also never hurted, well now it did…

You started falling asleep through the pain you had.

———

“Y/N?” Your mom stood infrond of your door.

You woke up again and look at the clock saying 12:34. Well you just slept for a little three hours

“yeah?” You rub your eyes and sit up. You look down seeing your bed being full of some kind of water.

“HOLY-“ You started panicking as you realized your water had broke.

“Uh-..are you okay?” She opens the door. She saw the wet stain on your blanket.

“Well- you water broke…” she runs downstairs to get her car keys.

“NO SHIT!” You got up as fast as you can, and put on a sweater and sweatpants.

“MOM. CALL EDDIE PLEASE.” You shouted downstairs.

“IM TRYING!!”

You walk downstairs as careful as you can. It doesn’t hurt but it just feels kinda gross..

“Does he pick up?” You look at your mom tying to call Eddie.

“this is the fifth time.. maybe he’s still doing dnd?”

“no he isn’t it mostly finishes between 9 or 11…”

“Well then I don’t know. But I know I have work in a hour so we have to rush a little.” She starts already walking to the car. You follow her looking back at the phone with a sing.

30 minutes later you lay on your bed in the hospital not feeling to her out push yet. You look out of the window. “Eddie please…” you whisper to yourself.

the Doctor walks in again, “your mom went to her work…you want me to call anyone? Like maybe the dad of the child.?”.

“please. We tried to call him but he doesn’t pick up..” you look at her with a worried face.

“It’s gonna be okay, we already saw at the scans that she’s healthy. You just have to push and keep breathing.” It made you giggle a little.

“let me try to get him for you” she smiles and walks out. ——-

Then you suddenly really feel the need to push. You immediately push the red button they gave you if you needed help. Before you know there are three doctors around you. You started to push.

this all doesn’t feel real. It hurted. You saw everything glassy and you were dizzy. You looked around you for any sighs of Eddie. But no. Did he leave you.? Was everything a lie and didn’t he love you after all.? Your mind was full of thoughts. In meanwhile you were still trying to push the baby out. You don’t know how long it took. Maybe 10 minutes 40 minutes or it maybe took hours.

But finally. There she was.

you heard a little baby crying from between your legs. Because Eddie is not hire to do it the doctor cut the umbilical cord.

“And hire she is” the doctor gives you the little crying girl. You take her and hold her in your arms sitting up a little.

“hey sweetheart” you whisper as you give her a little kiss on her nose. You take a closer look at her. She had your nose and shape of her face. But definitely Eddie his dark curls. You can’t wait for her to open her eyes.

She enjoys your hands going softly through her hair. Because of that she falls asleep after she stopped crying.

“what is she doing?” You ask the doctor.

“just napping” she smiles at you.

“okay, how long will it take before she’ll open her eyes?” You look back at the little girl.

“mostly about 20 minutes.”

“And when will she drink?”

“They do that around 50 minutes after the birth.” She smiles while also looking at the little girl.

“Thank you” you smile as she walks off.

You were just thinking for a name. You try to remind what Eddie said. Then you suddenly remember it again. Alice! From Alice Cooper. You actually liked that name.

“Welcom Alice” you whisper going with your fingers carefully over her stomach.

The other doctor walks in again with a little mini blanket for Alice.

“oh shit that’s true I forgot to bring clothes or diapers…”

“that’s okay we have a little white outfit for her and we do have diapers also” she smiles friendly, “belive me you’re not the only one who forgets it”.

“thank you” you wrap the little blanket around Alice.

“can you maybe try to call my boyfriend again around four? He lives with his uncle and he gets home from work around four”

“Yeah sure we’ll try as many times you want, let me get-…what’s her name?”

“I decided to call her Alice”

“Beautiful. Well let me get Alice her clothes!” She says walking to another room.

You look down at Alice again. It feels like other best moments off your life. She has already pretty long curls. You wished Eddie was hire to see her. To meet his daughter. And help his girlfriend… but he isn’t hire. You gotta accept that…

“there you go” he doctor says while putting the clothes down, “you wanna stay the night hire?”.

You were pretty tired and it’s already 3:40 AM so maybe it was a good idea to get some rest hire in the hospital. So they can also help you a bit.

“yes please” You nod and lay Alice between your legs sitting up.

“alright! I’ll give you some time alone with her” she smiles friendly before walking off. You smile back at her and put Alice her newborn diaper on. That woke her up, you look at her.

“hey miss Munson” you smile at her. You gasp as she opens her eyes. She had those sweet big brown puppy eyes from her dad.

“Awh you’re so adorable” you smile and kisses her cheek, “let’s get you dressed before you’ll get a cold” you put on her white outfit the doctor gave you. And you pick her up laying her on your lap. You just chill on bed with her a little until she starts crying later , that’s probably because she’s hungry you thought. So you take everything off so you could breast feed her. “there you go” you move her closer so she can drink. First it feels kinda weird but you get used to it.

“Must have been very thirsty huh?” You giggle and massages her back really carefully.

“I can’t wait to show you to your dad.”

to be continued…

[wolfjackle-creates]

Ghost!Robin Part 13

THE DINNER ENDS!!!!!! Dear god, I need to write something that has less than seven characters present in the currently-being-written scene. This segment will be a bit longer than most previous ones simply because I was so close to the end.

Story Summary: Danny was invited to dinner at Wayne Manor to meet Jazz's boyfriend and his family for the first time. He worked hard to make sure no ghost business would interrupt the evening. But when he arrived, all he could focus on was the ghost of the dead Robin that seemed to haunt Jason. Looks like he was breaking his promise.

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“Look, I’ve faced both an evil future version of me and have had to deal with mind control.” He looked to Bruce and, serious now, said, “As soon as the Anti-Ecto Acts are repealed and the Guys in White disbanded, I will help you write those plans myself.”

Bruce gave a single nod. “Do you know what caused you to turn evil in the alternate time stream?”

Danny sighed and nodded. “Believe it or not, I cheated on a standardized exam.”

“Okay, what?” asked Tim, incredulous. “What sort of 2000s PSA life do you live? How did that lead you down the path to evil?”

Danny frowned. “I got caught, my teacher met with Jazz, my partners, and my parents at a local restaurant to discuss it. There was an explosion and the entire place blew up killing every single person I was close to. I was then sent to live with Vlad where things got worse.”

Duke let out a low whistle. “Damn. I think I’d go evil, too, under that pressure.”

Robin flew over to him and draped himself over Danny’s back, hugging him as tightly as he could. Jazz reached over and gripped his hand. He gave her a smile and squeezed back.

Bruce nodded. “But it sounds like a future that is unlikely to happen again.”

“Grandpa says the same thing. And since he’s the Ghost of Time, I try to believe him.”

Tim made a noise of agreement. “Be glad you have that assurance. I’ve an evil future self as well. He’s such an asshole.”

Danny forced a laugh, recognizing the attempt at levity. “I’m sure. How’d you get yours to go away?”

He shrugged. “The obvious way. Threatened to kill myself so I could never grow up into him.”

Dick spluttered from his spot next to Damian. “I’m sorry, you did what? Tim! How could you?”

Tim shrugged. “Better than having an evil, gun-using Batman running around.”

Bruce was now sitting with his head in his hands. The rest of the table also started yelling at Tim, the references and names making no sense to Danny who looked over to Jazz. She just shrugged at him.

Leaning over, he whispered in her ear, “At least your in-laws won’t be too freaked out when weird things happen around you.”

She laughed. “Yeah. Honestly, I’m glad this is how the evening ended. It means no more secrets between Jason and me.”

“Guys, enough!” shouted Tim. “Look, I’m fine. This happened ages ago. But I promise I’ll update my incident report so you can all snoop on it later. Now, if you’ve all forgotten, we have guests. And ones who can help us with our League troubles. Danny, you had questions about the Lazarus pits?”

“Yeah, uh, you said it can be used to heal people? How does that work?” To Jason, he added, “And how did you interact with it?”

“I was dunked in it,” said Jason with a shrug. “After I’d been revived. I wasn’t in my right mind and Damian’s mom thought it might help.”

Robin nodded and signed something.

Dick translated for the ghost. “Baby Jason says the pit tied him and Big Jason together, but also prevented them from actually combining into one person again.”

Danny looked between them. “You were submerged in a pool of bubbling ectoplasm? How the hell did that not kill you? That shouldn’t be possible for a human. I doubt it’d be good for a ghost!” No wonder his future brother-in-law was split in two. That was probably the best that could be expected.

Danny hadn’t even realized how hard he was projecting concern until Robin trilled back at him to calm him down. Danny took a deep breath and pulled in his aura. “Sorry, Robin. I do think I’d like to get you both in to see my doctor as soon as possible, though.”

Jazz cleared her throat. “We can discuss that at home.”

Bruce stared at him. “Do you think they can help Jason?”

Danny shrugged. “He knows the most about ghost-human hybrids of anyone. If anything can be done, he’ll know.”

“I will go with you,” Bruce said.

Danny immediately shook his head. “Nope. I won’t bring anyone from Earth into the Realms until the Anti-Ecto acts are repealed. And only Jason can invite people to his private medical check up.”

Steph pouted. “But Jason is from Earth. Sure, he’s got some weird thing going on, but why does he get to go exploring other dimensions?”

“Cause he’s dead. He belongs to the Infinite Realms just as much as he belongs to Earth. I’m not gonna block someone from accessing their home.”

“I’m not dead!” yelled Jason. “I’m alive.”

Danny winced. He’d have to talk to Jazz about that. Death wasn’t really a thing that could be recovered from. Not fully. But it wasn’t his place to tell Jason he was still dead if he wasn’t ready to hear that. Jazz or Frostbite could have that conversation. “Of course you’re alive. And Earth is your home, too. But you’ve got one in the Realms if you ever need or want it. Think of it like dual citizenship.”

“I don’t want it.”

Danny sighed. “Look, then the part of you that is manifesting as Robin has a place there and you two can’t be separated so you’re allowed to follow him. It’s the only way I’ll be able to get you in to see the best doctor to help you out.”

“Jason,” Jazz spoke gently and rested her hand on his forearm, “you’re still alive. Nothing about your situation has changed. You just have some more information and more help. Which is a good thing.”

Jason frowned and didn’t answer, choosing instead to glare at his dinner plate.

No one else spoke up until Alfred cleared his throat. “Well, I believe that we should wrap the conversation up here. We’ve all received quite a lot of information and will need some time to review it and consider our next steps.”

Danny nodded. “Yeah, I think— Wait, um, before we end this, would you have a sample of the Lazarus Water I could take to Frostbite?” At the confused looks he was given, he added, “The doctor I mentioned. I think it’d help him figure out how best to help Jason and Robin.”

Bruce exchanged looks Danny couldn’t interpret with Damian and Tim before speaking. “We’ll have to discuss it. Would we be able to give you our answer in two days? At the very least, we’d like to have the report from your friend first.”

Danny shrugged. “Sure. The sooner the better, though. I’ll call Tucker on the way to Jazz and Jason’s. We’ll put something together for you tonight. I’m not sure exactly how long it’ll take, though. Depends on how much sleep Tuck’s running on.”

Bruce merely nodded.

Dick laughed and got to his feet. “Well, it’s been an absolute pleasure getting to know you. Welcome to the craziness of the Wayne family. It sounds like Jazz and you will fit right in. Let me walk you out.”

His words seemed to be a signal to the rest of the family. Most of whom also rushed over to try and insist on walking them out.

Until Jason shouted, “Enough! We don’t need a crowd to follow us to Jazz’s car. You can say goodbye from here just as easily.”

Dick pouted but acquiesced. Only after pulling Jason into a hug, though. Jason forced Dick to let him go only for Robin to rush in and take his place to Dick’s delight. After separating, they signed something to each other that had Jason blushing and scowling.

And then Dick moved on to hug Jazz, then Danny. “Come back anytime,” he told Danny. “Whether or not those two are with you. B meant it when he said you would have a room here.”

But then Steph was pushing Dick to the side to give Danny a hug as well. “What’s your phone number? I so want whatever blackmail you get on Jason. And I’ll share some of what I have.”

Danny laughed, but did agree to exchange numbers before the Duke was in front of him.

“Dude, you have to come by more often. It’s so annoying being the only meta around here.”

“I’ll see what I can do,” Danny promised.

When Tim came over, he insisted on adding both Danny and Jazz to some of the family group chats. “If you give me your sister’s number, I’ll add her in, too.”

Jazz shook her head. “We’ll have to confirm she wants to be added in first. And ask her if she’d like an introduction to Superboy.”

“His name’s Kon. Kon-El. I’ll message him tonight, too. I’m sure he’d love to meet her.”

“Dani will say yes,” said Danny, “but she doesn’t always reply right away. We’ll let you know as soon as we hear from her.”

Then Tim was being pushed aside by Barbara who wanted to make sure he knew how to send them the information about ghosts and the Realms. And Cass was waving goodbye.

Bruce was the last of the group to approach them. “Remember, if you ever need a place to stay or want to lay low, you can come here any time. Even if you just want a warm meal. Your sister as well.”

“Thanks, Bruce,” said Jazz. “We do really appreciate that. You don’t have to offer it.”

“But I want to. Jason…” he trailed off before trying again. “I would like it if you kept me informed with any updates to your condition.”

Jason rolled his eyes. “Right, because you want to know how much of a liability I am.”

If anything, Bruce’s face became more closed off at those words. “That’s not… Hn.”

Robin rolled his eyes, somehow visible despite his mask, and flew over to hug Bruce around the waist. Danny couldn’t make sense of the expression Bruce wore as he looked down at the ghost and though his arms twitched, he didn’t return the hug.

Alfred smoothly stepped forward before anyone could say anything. “Well, now that the goodbyes have all been said, I will walk you four out.”

Jason shook his head. “You don’t have to, Alfie. I know the way.”

“Of course you do, Master Jason. But I insist. We’ll stop by the kitchens and I’ll send you home with leftovers.”

Danny tried to hide his smile as Jason merely turned and walked in the direction of the kitchens. It seemed no one argued against Alfred. Once in the kitchens, they were given so much food to take home it required all three to carry it, then Alfred was leading them out a side door which brought them to the drive where Jazz’s car was parked.

Jazz nudged him and nodded her head towards the car. Danny nodded and followed her in while Jason, Alfred, and Robin remained outside to talk for a minute.

Danny took the back seat and met Jazz’s eyes in the rear-view mirror.

She gave him a wry smile and said, “What a night, huh?”

Danny snickered before bursting out into full-on laughter, Jazz joining a breath behind him.

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Next

Tim totally spilled the beans about Gun Batman to get people distracted from Danny. He's just being a good new friend.

I'm thinking I'll put this on a temporary hiatus as I work through how I want arc two to go. I know the story beats, but the pacing will absolutely have to change. Not gonna spend 16k words on a single evening again! (Did you guys realize it was that long? I certainly did. XP) In the meantime, I'll keep working on Bring Me Home and rewriting the Wrong Number AU.

Bonus points to anyone who can guess my favorite line from this segment!

And sorry for not replying to comments on the post from two weeks ago. I got caught up in irl stuff and wasn't able to get around to it.

Tag List Part 1

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[madlittlecriminal]

Hey! I saw you were writing for Dick Grayson and I am a huge simp. 😭 I was wondering if you would write a fic where the reader is pregnant and stuff and ducks brothers want a boy but it ends up being a girl during the gender reveal. Just overall chaotic batfam :) thank you so so much

Baby Grayson ⥇ Dick Grayson × Pregnant!Female!Reader

trust me, im a simp for this man too. i have two McFarlene Toys of him and I love it lol. i hope you enjoy!

Warnings: batboys banter, i made harley be with Ivy sue me, selina and bruce are also a thing

Pregnancy was difficult, but thanks to your boyfriend and his brothers, it was a bit easier. However, they were a handful sometimes, especially when arguing about the gender of your baby.

"I have my bet on the little one being a boy!" Tim said with a grin on his face. "Well, Bruce does have some luck with boy, doesn't he?" You asked, causing the four boys to roll their eyes. "First of all, I'm the only one who is actually related to him by blood. The rest of them are not." Damian crossed his arms, and you chuckle at the young Wayne. "Relax, Damian. Plus, don't you already know the gender?" Dick raised a brow at his little brother, and he shook his head. "I gave the paper to dad since I knew Tim would try to get it out of me and well, Jason is sneaky, so he would've found the paper if he really wanted to know the gender."

Jason shrugged. "Probably a wise decision. Now that I know though, I might sneak around Bruce's room to find it." You shake your head. "Jason, you know he's smart. He probably gave it to Alfred or Selina." Jason groaned at your words, knowing you had a point. Dick snorted. "I wouldn't put it past him if he gave it to Harley. After her and that clown broke up and she's gotten with Ivy, she's nicer, but still bad."

"Master Bruce gave me the slip, gentlemen. However, he has instructed me to not say a word until he and Selina arrive from their outing." Damian rolled his eyes. "Why do we always have to wait? We've been waiting since we found out (Y/N) was pregnant and then we had to wait two more weeks because they're always away!"

"That could've been avoided if you didn't give me the sheet of paper, Damian." Bruce entered the living room with Selina by his side. "You feeling okay, (Y/N)?" You nodded. "Thanks Bruce. If anything, I'll send Dick to get me what I need." Jason snorted. "Walk him like a dog, (Y/N)!" All of you laughed and Bruce shook his head. "Well, since Selina, Alfred and I know the gender, I want to know what you all think?"

"Boy," the boys said in unison and you gasp at Dick. "Really?" He chuckled. "Yeah! Even if our baby isn't a boy, I'll love them anyway." You rolled your eyes. "Well, I don't care. As long as they're healthy, that's the only thing that matters to me." Bruce gives you a small smile. "That's good. Anyway, the boys are wrong. It's a girl." The boys' jaws dropped, and you smiled so hard, your cheeks began to hurt. "Congratulations Dick and (Y/N)! Dick, if you're going to teach her acrobatics, let her decide if she wants to be in this life, okay?" He nods. "You got my word, grandpa!" He chuckled. "Yeah, but this grandpa still got it, don't you think, Sel?" She giggled and nodded. "You got that right, babe." She winked at him and the boys gagged. "Oh grow up! Especially you Dick, you're literally going to be a father! I don't want to hear it from you!"

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

well. An addition to the Mother Hood au. Again. I hope you have other stuff in your asks honestly XD

In short: grandparents are not the same with their grandkids than their kids (well, at least in my family, they're not) so... Yeah, just bruce being a grandpa I guess?

Had a meme prepared and everything!

But yeah Bruce can and will spoil his grand baby.

The second it comes to light that he’s going to become a grandpa he converts the closest room to Jason’s new room into a fully stocked nursery with the help of the rest of the family.

He’s held plenty of kids in his days, probably helped deliver two or three but he will still have that inner worry of dropping it.

He is wrapped around that child’s little fingers and everyone knows it.

Bruce needs to sleep/take a break?

“Baby is missing you old man.”

“Can you hold them for a minute?”

And the family favorite of just plopping them down in someone’s lap and saying “you’re it.”

He’ll either be napping with or cooing at the baby within five minutes

He will bring the baby into work if Jason asks if he can babysit.

Just imagine trying to have a serious meeting with your boss who has a baby bouncing on his hip.

Second only to Tim, Bruce take the most photos of the kid.

In secret of course, and if a few of the best he finds printed out and hung up on the wall then he’s just going to say he did it.

[slasher-male-wife]

Slashers reaction to being called a baby girl

If you know anything about me then you know that I love calling men baby girls because I find it so god damn funny. Anyway so I think my mutual @chronic-boogara (who isn't even a real boogara smhing my head) did this awhile back and I know my other mutual @doomh3ad did this for Adam, Kurt and Stu.

Includes: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, and Patrick Bateman

Warnings: Slashers being violent, slashers being moody and no fun, strong language

Michael Myers

When you first called Michael a baby girl he though it was some kind of weird joke. That you were teasing him and you know that he was actually not a girl.

But the more you do it the more confused and frustrated he gets. He'll eventually have to sit you down and tell you somehow that he's not a girl so stop calling him a baby girl.

But when you admit it's out of love and that you never meant to hurt him he'll take a walk, probably kill a few people and feel better about it.

Just don't call him a baby girl too often.

Jason Voorhees

Baby girl? But he's a man. He thinks you're doing this because he's not manly enough so he's going to be like extra manly to make up for that.

Please let him know that it's a joke early on. Because while he might not get the joke he's going to let you say it more often.

He doesn't mind it like too too much, but don't say it too excessivly. He'd much rather you call him a baby boy.

Bubba Sawyer

You think he's a baby girl? That's so cute! Can he call you a baby girl too? Are his brothers baby girls? What about grandpa?

He wears the baby girl title with pride. He loves being your baby girl and he love that you think he's a girl.

He laughs and pull you into a tight hug when you call him a baby girl. He just loves you and the nickname so much!

Patrick Bateman

By the way you're laughing he can tell you're joking. Don't call him a baby girl again Y/n. He's not messing around.

But if he's in the right mood, maybe you can call him a baby girl once. Just not in front of other people ok?

Fine maybe he finds you calling him a baby girl a little funny too. Just don't make him admit it or else he's going to be very distant for the next few days.

[schrijverr]

You Don’t Know Me, But I Know You 2

Chapter 2 out of 6

5 times Tim showed he stalked Robin + 1 time Jason did

Inspired by this post of thecrazyleader.

On AO3.

Ships none

Warnings: none

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2. A Familiar Password

“Fuck, I need some of the case files on the Crawfort case, but I haven’t digitized them yet,” Dick’s voices comes over the coms. “I’m on a stakeout and can’t go get them. Can anyone go pick ‘em up and bring them to me?”

“I’m out and about. I can swing by, no problem,” Tim replies.

“Pff, out and about, are you a grandpa?” Steph snorts.

Tim graciously ignores her as he asks: “Which safe house?”

“The one in Cobble Hill, on the border with East Park Side,” Dick answers. “Do you know it?”

“Oh, yeah, that one. I know where that is,” Tim says.

In the moment, Dick thinks nothing of it, turning back to his stakeout. He listens to Tim drive, before coming to a halt. As Tim walks up the stairs to the safe house, Dick starts: “The spare key is-”

“Behind the hallway radiator, I know,” Tim cuts him off, as there is an audible click of the lock. “Is the safe still in the cupboard with the sink?”

“Y- Yeah, how did you know that?” Dick asks, though he doesn’t wait for a reply. “The password is 493117.”

“Still?” Tim’s voice comes out highly judgmental. “You’ve had that password for this safe since you bought it, that’s terrible security!”

“What?” Dick chokes.

“Really? You know how B gets about security, did you ever pay attention?” Jason asks.

“Yeah, like I know password updates suck, but that’s excessive,” Steph agrees, always ready to get on the gossip or shade train. “When did you buy that thing again?”

“Ten years ago!” Dick exclaims. “Which is why he can’t possibly know that. I haven’t even had anyone over in that safe house.”

“Nah, but you aren’t very good at shrugging off a tail, especially at the end of your Robin days, you were fucking cocky back then,” Tim says casually. “Besides, this safe is, like, in full view of the window and you don’t really check if anyone is watching. Again, terrible security.”

“Oh my god, is this from your stalking days?” Steph asks.

“Baby Bird, don’t spread lies, I’m great at shrugging tails,” Dick whines. “And I wasn’t cocky.”

“You were definitely cocky and very annoying,” Jason pipes up. “But I do have to say, Timbo, that is very fucking creepy. You were just following us home and peaking through our windows?”

“I didn’t do it to your homes, Jason, just safe houses. I wanted to know what you were working on,” Tim says, an eye roll obvious.

“No names on the coms,” Bruce reminds them, suddenly speaking up where he’d been silent throughout the previous interactions.

“Don’t you have anything to say about this? Replacement just confessed to peaking through our windows,” Jason says indignantly.

“Not your windows, just this one safe house,” Tim complains. “And it’s not even that much of a safe house, I found it when I was eight.”

“I don’t have anything to say, no. Like all of you, I already know of Red Robin’s previous occupation,” Bruce answers, obviously trying to stay neutral enough so he won’t get caught up in a war between his children. “It’s in the files, if any of you bothered to read those.”

“This is so unfair,” Dick whines.

“You have a file on RR’s stalker behavior, since when? Why didn’t you tell me about that, oh sweet ex of mine?” Steph asks.

“Oh shut up,” Tim mutters, embarrassed. Before he swiftly changes the conversation: “Nightwing, en route to your location. File obtained.”

[dairy-farmer]

As soon as the news of King Bruce Wayne's death on the battlefield reached to the country, the advisory committee of kingdom decided to hold a meeting

Everyone knew that the person who would take the throne later had to be one of the children of the late king, because there were laws that prevented the rule of other distant relatives

And that was the problem. Bruce Wayne's only biological child was a girl. So the right to ascend the throne was out of the question. The only thing that could be done was to arrange a marriage with someone who might be worthy of the throne and whom the late king also trusted

Dick Grayson, the adopted son of Bruce Wayne, angrily objected to this idea. She wasn't going to let anyone force his baby sister, his beloved Timmy to marry a man she didn't want

The deconfliction between the two sides continued for weeks. Finally, the princess herself decided to make a proposal. Since the advisory council wanted someone her late father trusted, why wasn't she marrying Dick?

While Dick was busy kissing his younger sister's cheeks at this suggestion and thanking her for considering him a husband material, the council was talking about how sensible the decision actually was

Dick Grayson had already spent a long part of his childhood learning every information related to government administration, and since there were no blood ties between the two, there could be no objections from other countries. Also, anyone with an eye could have realized how much he loved the princess

It's the perfect solution...

The wedding was one of the biggest celebrations in the history of Gotham. Gifts from different countries had already filled the city square, everyone was singing songs for the happiness of the newly married couple accompanied by drinks in their hands

On the wedding night, Dick gave his baby sister the most romantic night. Kisses were placed on every point of her body, her little pussy is dripping from his touch, his cock is hard because of her little hands...

Everything feels so right...

During the first year of their marriage, Tim gave birth to twin children, one of whom was a girl and the other a boy. In order to be a gift to the spirit of the king's late biological parents, small babies with the names Mary and John were introduced to the public

That evening, Dick leaned her against his chest, planting kisses on his wife's hair, and told her how much he was burning with the dream of a big family

And Tim who loves his big brother so much just smiled at him saying they can make this dream to a reality

The married couple had two more children, whom they named Janet and Bruce, until Bruce came back from the grave with his adopted son, who was believed to have died in pursuit of him, and a teenager who shouted to people that the throne belonged to him because he was his father's biological son

The advisory council and the entire public just panicked again over this information

Bruce didn't care. After many years, he was able to return home, and all he wanted to do was to love his little girl and his grandchildren. Should something related to the country has to be signed, why don't you stop by Dick's office? Grandpa Bruce is very busy right now, isn't he, baby?

Jason was walking around with the same reckless attitude. He was not a biological child or anything like that, and he had no intention of remarrying someone who was already married. He was very pleased about hanging out as the cool uncle. He also wonder if Dick would kill him if he stole one of those babies? Was that a good reason to die a second time? Probably yes...

Damian definitely cared about this issue. He was his father's biological son, and yes, although not as much as he was, his half-sister's husband had a right to the throne.

So instead of killing him, he tried to use poisons that would leave him paralyzed.

Dick, on the other hand, just laughed at this situation and stated that the poisons he used were the old type, throwing teachers at him for a new lesson

And Tim, pregnant with her fifth child, just sighed for her family's antics

They are all idiots...

🥺🥺🥺dick marrying because that's his precious little brother and he's not going to make him marry a stranger. i can see after bruce and jason who went after him are both presumed dead that there's a lot of urgency to fill the throne.

tim would be the obvious choice as the only blood related child of the king...normally. king bruce had always liked to say that he had all boys, a father to all sons and for the most part people dismissed that as just one of the king's many eccentricities.

the court in gotham ignored how timothy drake was clearly, by all accounts, a maiden. despite the masculine name king bruce graced him with. but with king bruce gone princess tim was the last of the legitimate line. there had never been a time where a wayne hadn't been on the throne. the advisory council is incredibly stressed to ensure that someone is on the throne. if princess tim marries, his child would be the next in line for the throne and they would be a wayne.

but granting anyone the title of king is not an easy task. the discussion drags on and often king bruce's eldest son will grow furious with the discussion, accussing the advisory of treating his precious young sibling as cattle to be traded.

unsurprisingly it is princess tim that is the voice of reason. while he may never have taken to the other physically demanding activities of his brothers, it could not be denied that princess tim was a clever child. since he was young his father had sought his council much to the indignance to a few in the advisory council.

now his voice was proposing an overlooked marriage that solve their problems. one between himself and his eldest brother, dick.

they weren't blood siblings and even if they were it's not as if the wayne's had never dabbled in incest before. dick was already well suited, beloved by the people, and well informed in all manners of goverment regarding the kingdom. the transition would be an easy one. when the engagement was announced it was massively popular among the people.

the planning, the ceremonies, the day of the wedding all go off without a hitch. for the first time since news of king bruce's death arrived there was happiness and the somber cloud from not having the body of a monarch to bury was lightened with the news of this marriage.

dick, through the entire process, never once protested. he didn't attempt to squirm out and the only person he questioned about going forward with the marriage was sweet princess timothy who assured him that he would be happy to marry his big brother.

dick would treat him kindly and their children would be well loved and that's all princess tim wanted. was to be married to someone who would be nice to him and his children.

there are no witnesses in the room when the marriage is consummated but servants serving breakfast the morning after whispered and giggled about how princess timothy had been so lax and half asleep as he was held in the lap of king dick. how king dick had needed to prod him awake to get him to eat and pressed gentle kisses to the line of princess tim's neck and against his cupid bow lips.

in a matter of months after the wedding is when princess timothy begins showing a gentle swelling on his front. king dick almost faints when there is confirmation from the physician not that it was needed because with princess timothy's small frame it was obvious he was with child.

less than a year after the coronation of a new king and the marriage of princess timothy, gotham's streets are filled with celebration again at the news of the children- yes, children born to monarchs of gotham.

a boy and a girl. named mary and john. wonderful news to soothe the ached souls of the people in gotham.

the line is secure and the advisory council had never been pushed to make their planned hints about children within the first three years of dick's rule. nothing more is asked of the king and queen.

but king dick had always imagined a nice large family for himself. since he was never going to inherit the throne there'd been talks in his youth about marrying koriand'r from the distant islands of tameran. or of gordon's eldest child, barbara whom he was long aquainted with.

but with tim....dick always knew they'd demand children from tim. after that first night he'd refrained from touching his timmy. sure they shared a bed at night, snuggled up and curled around one another. but clothes had remained on except during tim's pregnancy when he'd squirm and tell dick about how he was too big to get relief from his fingers (and hadn't the knowledge that his baby timmy touched himself knock the wind out of dick).

he and tim have grown closer in their marriage and in having two sweet, round babies together. dick is happier than he thought he'd ever be but...he has to admit he wants more. he confesses it to tim because there are barely any secrets between them and that's when dick learns...he could have it.

tim loves his big brother so much and he knows they wouldn't be married if he hadn't proposed it...so he offers to make every one of dick's dreams come true.

when king dick returns along with his presumed dead son jason and another child claiming to be biologically related the advisory and kingdom is in an uproar. they grow tense, uncertain...afraid.

because there is already a king on the throne. a beloved one. and....monarchs have fought before for rights to the thone.

king dick could abdicate but the shame of such an act....

the advisory council is already splitting up, talking about declaring their allegance to one or the other. a few approach king bruce in his chambers about it but he disreguards them, ignoring them in favor of the news that his young son timothy had gotten married in his absecnse!! he'd had children as well!!! grandchildren!!!!

why would bruce want to fight his son or get into any kind of war since he just returned from battle when he has grandchildren who need their grandfather to coo over their little red cheeks????

jason is of the same opinion and damian has somehow deluded himself into entering a one man war against king richard for the throne.

the kingdom and advisory are almost...embarressed to have been so panicked and instead just watch with confused and stunned eyes as their thought dead king gives uppies to his grandchildren along with his presumed dead son who is conspiring about kidnapping one of his nephews or nieces to raise as his own little scout to accompany him on his outings as the eagle-eyed patrol of gotham. perhaps one with a different name. another smaller bird to fly with one. perhaps a chubby little one he could decorate in his colors of red so it could match their round infant bodies and flushed cheeks.

a robin.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Ok so, the family reacting to gentlegiant!Jason being a dad?

Jason fussing over you wasn't unusual. Everything about you seemed to bring out his soft side. He was very much the type of man who was whipped and proud.

It was cute. But today was different. It felt different from the second you got out of the car. He hovered. Bruce felt his eyes narrow, assessing. Were you sick? Or-

Behind him, Clark sputtered for a second and Bruce half turned, "Hn-"

"Hope you're ready," was all Clark would say, kissing the top of his head. He could hear the heart beat. It was a very distinct sound- and that coupled with Jason treating you like you were made of spun glass- well. You didn't need to be a detective to know what was happening.

You were pregnant and Jason knew. And he was anxious.

"Ready for what?" Bruce asked, frowning.

"Nothing dear," Clark said kissing the top of his head again. It'd be cheating to tell him. Not to mention he'd heard the brief whispered bicker-teasing about not telling people yet.

Jason was young and in love. And the girl he was in love with was having his baby. It wouldn't be fair to tell Bruce. Even if Bruce could keep a secret. For a man that lived a double life, he was a horrible actor. He'd have to find out he was going to be a Grandpa with everyone else. It'd be better that way.

"Hn."

Clark shook his head. The only question left, Clark supposed was whether Bruce or Alfred would figure it out first. He hoped it was Alfred- he was a better actor.

[roxineedstosleep]

Am I projecting a little by wanting fem bruce to be Harvey's spoiled little wife who puts the fear of God in old suits who mess with her husband and who Can be CEO of WE but. Who'd play with these adorable kids if both she and Harvey were to work? Yeah a little bit but she's having fun sjsjsj

@bruciemilf, Bryce is completely terrifying, no matter if she's wearing those Jimmy Chu heels with her secret fancy outfit that can worth all of those CEOs' properties together, or if she's wearing one of Harvey's old varsity T-shirts along with some slippers from Tim's birthday Paw Patrol.

The detail is that she knows it. And she cares very little about using it in her total favor and benefit.

Does she feel that her children see very little of her father?

Well, she will simply enter in the middle of the meeting, tell them that the results and answers they are expecting will be in their emails first thing in the morning, and she will take her husband to the nearest pizza and children's play franchise so that he Harvey can spend time with his beautiful children.

She asks the scared young waiter to bring as many pizzas as her children ask for (and stop when the underpaid young teenager notices when one of her children can't have any more) and gives him Harvey's platinum card. ; charge the entire account there. And yes, she is one of those who would give a 20% tip for the boy.

(She knows that the poor scared creature does not receive the pay he deserves, that child is really a love and then he will take care of giving him a position as a messenger intern within his company; but the juicy tip of all his stay and consumption in the place should suffice for now, right?)

All while she, with a couple of minutes and messages on her phone (which has a Roblox casing), has managed to end the business of that meeting, and figuratively cut off the heads of the idiots who take up her time. family to her loving husband. All while Damian is on her lap drawing with cheap markers on his pristine white imported silk skirt.

To complete the look, she's wearing a macaroni necklace that Dick made her a couple of days ago and refuses to take off of her, plus the recycled paper crown that she came with the pizza menu.

She'd make the cover of '50s white housewife magazines, trust me. She'd be wearing an adorable apron, holding Damian on her hip and Tim on her legs, helping Dick make cupcakes for school and asking Jason to be sweetheart and help Grandpa Alfred spread the chocolate chips. over the finished Cupcakes.

She doesn't care if her husband is exhausted, with her beautiful smile and a couple of kisses she manages to convince Harvey to take them all on vacation to Disney Japan… just because she feels sad that she can't dress up her children together inside of the parks.

If she wishes, she buys Harvey's company, which she has threatened to do every time Harvey stays longer than she is allowed in the office.

And, well, her husband doesn't care.

After all, she herself says that her fortune is going into education and children's trusts. And he knows that she loves spending time with her precious babies.

She really loves children and she wants to take advantage of all the time she has with them.

Who is he to refuse such a request?

(I an really see Bryce using this during a gala)