#Source: Instagram

[romanoffshouse]

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road?

John Walker: I don't know, why?

Bob: To get to the idiots house. Knock, knock?

John Walker: Who's there?

Bob: The chicken

John Walker: Listen you little shit.

Yelena: Whoa, Whoa, calm down.

[rubbishraven]

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post/artist

[pinkdollita]

@brinathedoll on IG | source: Instagram

[queencaramilflinda]

Ally Beardsley becoming a parent wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card (and frankly feels like a prank) but congrats to them?? I guess??

[sdv-said-what]

Uhhhh...I GUESS that's an effective way to protect your goddaughter...?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: Do you and Wanda ever argue?

Y/N: No. Wanda and I never argue.

Y/N: She tells me to shut up and I do.

[forsapphics]

Credit to @ doodlegems on Instagram

[onceandfuturelesbian]

arthur: your mum is so nice, do you think she would adopt me?

merlin: arthur… that would make you my brother. no one wants that.

arthur: fine. we will just have to get married then.

merlin: fine. clotpole.

[ppgxrrblove]

i cant i really love bricks design sucker for it - its really adorable :3!

art by: cappuccino_cookie456

[batbrosbeforehoes]

completely anonymous gotham vigilante on LGBTQ rights

[insp]

[romanoffshouse]

[Bob and Yelena texting]

Bob: Hey :)

Yelena: Hi

Bob: How's your day been?

Bob: Sorry for annoying you.

Bob: I won't ever text you again.

Bob: I hope everything goes well for you.

Yelena: YOU GAVE ME TWO MINUTES TO ANSWER WHAT THE FUCK

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: Anthony and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-

Anthony: We’ve been awake for two days!

Kate: If YOU would just admit to being wrong!

[lives-in-midgard]

Sam and Bucky texting

Sam: Hey Bucky, do you want to check out a new restaurant?

Bucky: Do they allow cats?

Sam: No

Bucky: Let me ask Alpine

Sam: Alpine??

Bucky: She said no

[celestialstateofmind]

Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim

Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?

Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours

Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

[papermariosuggestion]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Do you and Yelena ever argue, Kate?

Kate: No. Yelena and I never argue.

Kate: She tells me to shut up and I do.