#Steph brown

[brucewaynehater101]

Does Batman have special training to knock out that urge to correct someone when they say incorrect stuff?

The Bats are paranoid and keep secrets. They can keep a secret identity and avoid people's questions. When the person outright believes something wrong, though? That's when it gets tricky. Is there just a few months of training where Bruce claims incorrect things about the Robin and they have to not correct him? He'll just randomly state it midpatrol to try to catch them off guard while they struggle.

Possible phrases Bruce has used.

Dick- "You're an excellent acrobat, but you couldn't land a quadruple backflip on the first try."

Jason - "Jane Austen isn't your favorite writer, right?"

Tim - "Zesti sucks."

Steph - "You don't know how to play piano."

Damian - "Animals suck."

Duke - "You tend to follow the law."

[mistergreatbones]

i love those aus where tim makes a baby in one of those 99 attempts to clone kon, but they typically ignore brucequest and how tim probably shouldn’t bring a baby along to that so what i suggest is "heeeey steph. remember how you wanted to be a mom but were afraid of your father's men hurting her? well, good news! here's a baby that’s indestructible! i need to go be a deadbeat dad for a second to go bring back my deadbeat dad from the timestream so i kinda need a babysitter. 'kay love you byeeeee"

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[christelightlavo]

Joker! Tim has Super-sanity in this AU, thus he knows he is a parallel version of a comic book character, Tim Drake. He pretty much figured out the relationships of the canon Tim Drake.

This results into Tim calling talon! Dick, pastor! Jason and supertalon! Damian his brothers.

Tim also has tried to kidnap both Steph and Bernard into becoming his version of Harley Quinn but failed because of Dick and Damian.

[living-la-vida-lesbian]

tim and steph only ever call each other 'stephanie' or 'stephie' and 'timothy' or 'timmy' purely to annoy each other. trust me bro

[cocomuffy]

You know what we're doing if the Bats were to Crochet you know what why not-

Alfred taught everyone but Damian. I don't know why but he feels like he'd make mittens.

Bruce doesn't crochet very often anymore (never ending battle or whatever), but he used to just kind of crochet blankets or fabrics. He didn't make clothes, though.

Dick loves amigurumi. He would marry it, even if amigurumi doesn't have red hair. He sees one of those woobles kits and goes FERAL. EVERYONE gets plushies. Plushies of them, plushies of their hero identity, plushies of animals, plushies of anything. Kori and Wally's rooms are lined with them.

Jason crochets under very specific conditions. He has to a) have enough time on his schedule to complete something b) be alone and c) be watching a soap opera. (He finds them very relatable) He tries to give his finished product away to kids in need.

I think that most of the family is CONVINCED Tim has never finished a project. And to be fair, he's only finished like... five. One was a plushie that was instantly given to Stephanie because she saw it was purple. And then the rest are kind of floating around between safehouses, apartments, and whatnot, but usually Bernard has them.

Damian learned on his own, thank you very much. I feel like he could have knitted before, but when he saw that everyone else in his family crochets, he knew he wasn't going to be left out. However, he also didn't want anyone to know that he didn't know how before... He considered meeting Alfred in a secret location to learn, however, he decided it was too risky considering the fact that Alfred has to take care of his family when they screw up, so he learned from YouTube. Nobody ever saw him practicing, or at least, they didn't find the bodies.

I like to imagine Stephanie likes amigurumi, but she's actually never finished a project so she just steals everyone else's. But she doesn't tell them.

[ashoss]

patrol is fun :DD

[evaningotham]

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

[strawberrylet]

idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

-

Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

-

Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

-

Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

[brucewaynehater101]

Each of the Batfamily members have moments that genuinely scare the others.

For Cass, the family generally tries not to piss her off from a consensus that she'll win any fight.

Damian is usually not feared, especially when he's making assassination attempts or insults. When he becomes silent and an animal is involved, that's when the Bats start to freak out.

Duke doesn't mean to be scary. He'll just casually mention something he's done or react to someone instinctively with his powers. This reminds the others why he usually handles the day shift alone.

Dick has two settings to set his family instantly on edge: The first is when he lacks a smile or quips. This is usually reserved for enemies. The second is when he -is- smiling, but it's not right. He only does this allies who are about to be verbally or physically eviscerated.

Steph will lack any visible emotion in her face.

Jason's scary to his family when he makes biting remarks or starts to monologue. He usually follows those up with physical retaliation or some dastardly plans.

Babs uses her "Customer Service" voice as the last warning before your tech or reputation is destroyed.

Tim will either disappear without warning (to make some heinous schemes), or he'll pull out the Drake™ smile.

Bruce just starts talking about emotions.

For Alfred, there'll be dirty dishes in the sink.

[randombatcharts]

I changed it from the original yet again, hope you like my crappy cat drawing added on to it! I hope y’all like it, I meant to post one a few days ago but forgot, so we’re skipping the Christmas one. (Unless I already did and just forgot about it)

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[christelightlavo]

The reason why Tim becomes Damian's batlad is pretty similar to why he becomes Bruce's Robin in the original universe.

He thinks that batlad is needed to balance out Batman's darkness.

Dick gave Steph the mantle of Robin to make her know she was needed and trusted but also because he wanted his mother's name to continue.

"You remind me of the fire I saw in my mother's eyes when she flew like a Grayson"

- Dick to steph.

[missingnightwingsmullet]

siblings: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Jason: Okay, time for Plan G Steph: Don't you mean Plan B? Jason: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. And I had to skip Plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about Plan D? Jason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt about half an hour ago. Cass: And Plan E? Jason: I'm hoping not to use it. Tim dies in Plan E. Damian: I like Plan E. Tim: Hey!