#Twisted wonderland Idia

[turkeyborgar]

He is playing fortnite 👾

Like idia with piercings?

[blondeaxolotl]

I love idia so fucking mich it’s kinda sad

Me too, my favourite sad wet pathetic dog

[clearcloudlesssky]

People don’t talk about Idia-Ortho role reversals enough

Consider Ortho, young and naive, just a child who longs to go on an adventure, just like the heroes in his video games.

He reveres his older brother, who he views to be on the same level as those heroes, if not better, because while heroes are cool, his older brother is the best.

They laugh and hope and dream, cradled within a tech labyrinth of magic and monsters. They subside on daydreams and each other’s presence. The thought of the journeys the two of them will embark on excites Ortho for the future.

He’s the apple of his brother’s eye. Whatever he wants, Idia gets, with a sharp, triumphant smirk and a laugh of;

“Just leave it to your big brother.”

Then Ortho asks for an adventure. And Idia agrees.

Imagine the initial excitement, the sparkle in Ortho’s eye and the grin on Idia’s face as they sneak off the island. The security systems are down, the fluorescent lights are black, and Ortho can hear every step they make, echoing down the halls.

Imagine the spider that crawls up Ortho’s back as he hears something clatter around the corner.

Imagine the fear when he and Idia realize that that something is decidedly inhuman.

His brother tells him to run. He does.

….

The researchers and caretakers tell him that it isn’t his fault, to blame it on Idia.

Idia was the one who agreed.

Idia was the one to shut down the security system.

Idia was the one to release the phantoms.

And it’s Idia’s own fault that he’s dead.

But Ortho knows the truth. Idia didn’t kill himself. The murderer was him.

After that, testimonies say, Ortho was mute for a week, silent and cold in a way the lively boy had never been.

Then he bounces back. He’s bright and cheery, effervescent and seemingly open. But his liveliness isn’t so lively as it is a porcelain mask. The spark in his eyes isn’t there, his optimism feels forced, and something in the boy just feels off.

He throws himself into his studies with a harsh fervor. He stalks the researchers, smile affixed to his face, ever so careful to keep his inquiries polite and sweet. He desperately wants to press, but he can’t afford to get kicked out. Not yet, at least.

Books and metal scraps collect on the work table in his room, and his room’s light doesn’t turn off until late, late into the black night.

Everyone waves his new behavior off. With Idia gone, Ortho is the new heir. What a nice boy, some say. A pity his brother died. Such a shame that a genius was lost, but at least his replacement is hardworking.

Ortho blots their voices out of his ears. Idia won’t be gone for long. He could never replace Idia.

Idia is a hero.

Ortho is no genius, he could never truly reach Idia’s level and prowess in all fields, but he is still a Shroud and by the gods will he try.

Idia’s copy of Star Rogue sits alone on the shelf, painted with a blanket of dust.

Ortho glances at it from his desk, and determinedly thinks;

“Just leave it to your little brother.”

……

When Ortho emerges from his room one day, manic gleam in his eye, smile threatening to tear his lips apart, every Styx faculty member can feel something wrong.

But to Ortho, this is the first time in years that he’s felt right.

…….

A few years later, a new student is admitted to Night Raven College. He is a bright, cheerful young man, the supposed heir of the Shroud family. There is a mechanical being that towers over his smaller figure, sharp and sardonic, fiery artificial hair rolling down his back. They are brothers, the Shroud heir claims.

At this point, no one dares to tell him otherwise.

[a-twistedheartslonging]

For those of you that don't know, spiders have paws.

It's hard to see cuz tiny spooder feets. But since Drider Idia is big...blue fluffy spooder paws-

That I very much want to hold.

[cruel-acid]

IDIA AGAIN

He’s just as sleep deprived as I am

[sleepycroissantt]

no one asked for idia x megamind, but here I am to give it to u anyways

Btw! Creds to @/eleathyra-art (on tumblr and on dA) for the wonderful megamind art in the center!!

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?

Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT

Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!

Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[the-fridge-orange]

[jossudoo]

Idiaa c:

Played with some colors here. This rainy like scene was NOT what I started with I started with a messss

[busycloudy]

"Happy Birthday Prefect!"

 • So...Guess who's birthday it is. That's right, it's mine!😁

 • This is basically what I think they would give you when it's your birthday 

• Tooth rotting fluff fanfic? Headcanon? Idk🤷‍♀️Either way it's tooth rotting fluff(The last part might make you shred a tear tho)

 • Reader is gender neutral. The first years/our chaotic of a group is last! 

• Enjoy! (And happy birthday to anyone else that has a birthday today!)

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Riddle Rosehearts- A Necklace

He gave you a necklace with a Rose, to resemble him, on it. The beads are a bright red and black. In the center of it a beautiful and small glass rose is shown proudly.

Trey Clover- Favorite Sweet

He made you your favorite sweet! He made it specially, and don't worry, no oyster sauce was added!

Cater Diamond- A Phone Case

He got you a phone case that has your favorite thing on it. For example if you like cats he got you a phone case with a cat pattern on it.

Leona Kingscholar- A Ring

This ring was something that simply just reminded you of him. It was golden with silver lettering that said "Herbivore". He didn't tell you this, but he has one himself that says "Sleepyhead"

Ruggie Bucchi- Favorite Food

Ruggie got you some of your favorite food, free of charge! Well, all you owe him is to always have a smile on your face.

Azul Ashengrotto- A free drink + free food

He let you have a free drink, and a free dish from the monstro lounge. How very kind of him to do for a poor unfortunate soul like you! He may also let you sit with him in the V.I.P room and chat.

Jade Leech- Book- Terrainum

He got you a book about different plants, and a terrarium! When you decorate the terrarium, do get Jade if you need help! He will gladly do so!

Floyd Leech- Plush

He got you a eel plushie. He came across it and thought it was adorable, so he thought to give it to you! (He also has a matching shrimp plush)

Kalim Al-Asim- Pictures

Kalim knew for a gift like this, it couldn't be anything, it had to be sentimental, so he gave you some pictures the two of you had together. Hang it on your wall/fridge and he will be so happy!

Jamil Viper- Snake Bracelet

A golden snake bracelet that wraps around your wrist. He hopes this reminds you of him. (He'd be so happy if you wore it every day, please do so, or at least wear it as much as you can🥺)

Vil Schoeinheit- Hair Clip

He gave you a hairclip shaped like a crown. He was still the fairest of all, but maybe you could second him.

Rook Hunt- Bow and Arrow

Rook gave you a bow and arrow of your own Iff you ever would like to practice archery, come to him!

Idia Shroud- Controller- Headphones

He gave you a black and blue game controller with headphones that match, which also have cat ears on them. You can game with him anytime!

Malleus Draconia- Earrings

Malleus gave you dragon earrings, something to represent him. "Would you like to go on a walk tonight?" he asked you. The two of you looked at stars and constellations that night.

Lillia Vanrouge- Fingerless Gloves

Black fingerless gloves with a green bat symbol on it. He also says "You've grown so much since I first saw you" then patting you on the head.(KJDHSJHSHSDJ I DIED WHILE MAKING THIS PART)

Silver- A Blanket

This blanket had multiple squares of different shades of your favorite color(Like patchwork)The blanket was also very soft! If you wasn't already getting good sleep, this will definitely help!

Your friends, the first years, gave you scrapbook to hold all your memories, and matching bracelets

The scrapbook has pictures of everytime all of you guys have hanged out together, and some pages are still left empty to fill out more and more memories. The bracelets have all your main colors on each and every one of them, and connect to each other when close by. They have a striped pattern of Red(Ace), Dark Blue(Deuce), Yellow(Jack), Purple(Epel), Light Blue(Ortho), Green(Sebek), Grey(Grim), and [insert your main color](You).

Ace says the bracelets were "Duece's 'stupid' idea" But in all seriousness, he also loves them.

These things are something you can have so if you ever end up finding a way home, you can take it with you to remember them.

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Yuu:*Holding up cat as offering*

Idia: Are you trying to bribe me into dating you?

Yuu:.........maybe

Idia:....get the fucking papers

[ryker-writes]

Hello! May I request a reader who likes to use a weighted blanket when stressed or have a bad dream, but when that gets ruined or disappeared, they try to convince their bf to lay on them instead? Sorry if I worded this weirdly. This with Idia, Malleus, Leona, and Jack? 💜

Hello again 💜 anon! I hope you're doing well!

Request rules and Masterlists

Idia:

w h a t

you want physical contact????

congratulations, you broke him

it would definitely take a lot of convincing to get Idia to lay on you, but he understands the stress and how amazing a weighted blanket can be

so eventually, he may give in

but he's SUPER awkward about it

he doesn't know what to do, where to look, where to put his hands, and he's so nervous and flustered the entire time

expect him to continue playing games while he's laying on you

but you can watch him play that way!

he will buy you another weighted blanket later though to save himself from having to be so flustered like that again

Malleus:

he's a bit confused at your request at first, but who is he to deny his favorite child of man?

Malleus loves laying on you and being that close to you so he's a happy dragon

but he's VERY careful when laying on you because he doesn't want to accidentally hurt you with his weight or horns

he's very careful and considerate about any request you make and will listen to anything you want

he very much enjoys it though and loves spending the time with you

be careful because he will want to be your weighted blanket from now on like he will fully replace yours

he won't buy you another. He is the weighted blanket now.

(Sebek is having a breakdown when he finds out about this)

Leona:

yeah okay

he doesn't question it or anything and just goes straight to you to laydown

do not expect to be able to get up for the next 2-3 hours

to be honest, he probably lays on you normally so this is no different

you're his best pillow and he loves you

he actually takes this as your response to stress and anytime you're stressed he will just come lay on you without a word

you will never need another weighted blanket with him around

he's not only laying on top of you but he is fully wrapped around you and you're not allowed to move

he may or may not say later that he needs you to be his weighted blanket so you'll lay on him

Jack:

Jack is a very loving and supportive boyfriend, but he's so confused at your request

you're probably gonna have to explain how the weighted blanket helps and how he can help

once you do he's fully willing to help! (even though he's blushing)

he wants to do anything that will make you feel better so he'll help of course

but he's also worried that he might accidentally hurt you or crush you with his weight

once you start showing signs that you're feeling better his worries disappear

even though he's a bit flustered he loves being this close to you and you can even see his tail wagging side to side slowly

he'd be happy to do this again if you ever needed him to, but if you want a new weighed blanket he's happy to get you one too

[kanroji-san]

Yuu/Mc: Idia, Darling, Sweetheart. Light of my life~

Idia: *Who stayed up three nights in a row and hasn't eaten a proper meal in in that time* ...You're angry at me, aren't you?

Yuu/Mc: *smiling sweetly* Livid~

Idia:...

[twstowo]

Ranking The Overblot shoes [Twst]

♡︎This is purelly based on aesthetics and if I would use them.

♡︎Sadly they didn’t give Jordans to octopus Azul (sad face)

♡︎Warning: Leona's feet AGAIN.

[Housewarden shoes Ranked]

Jamil: I’m not gonna lie. I made this whole list just so that I could tell how much I love these shoes. They are everything, I have never seen prettier shoes in my entire life, I need to have them, I would use this every single day no questions asked. Jamil slayed so hard with these when I saw them for the first time I had to hold on for dear life before I died.

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2. Riddle: Riddle once again brings us the newest fashion trends, he never goes wrong. In Riddle, I trust to buy my shoes. ALSO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOES, but only now have I noticed that he has cards around him in the clothes, I love those so much. Top tier.

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3. Vil: For once Vil made a good fashion choice when it came to shoes and I’m really proud of him. These look pretty, not as pretty as Jamil and Riddle’s in my opinion but they still deserve to be told that they look nice.

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4. Idia: They look boring, the red version looks even worse in my opinion. I kinda like blue mixed with black so it gets extra points but still ugly.

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5. Malleus: I literally don't know what to say...They look so boring.

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6. Leona: Not even god will forgive these. I know this man doesn’t have shoes on in here, but if you haven’t seen these yet I believe it is time you see them.

[dibbledoodle]

L.E.D WAT 🫢

You know what I don’t know what to say shit post and high lets goo 😭✨✨

[felony-bunny]

Mc extremely sleep deprived laying on the floor: ughhhhhhhhhhh

Idia walks in (established friendship): What’s with you?

Mc: ? *looks over at him* !

Mc sitting up and pointing at him: IT HATSUNE MIKU!!!!

Azul: Holy shit I see it.

Idia: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!

Azul sniffing sadly: How could you be so cruel to your dear,loyal friend?

Mc singing: Hatsune is a god. Miku is the something something.

Idia: GET OUT OF MY DORM YOUR SCARING THE INTROVERTS!!!!

Mc stumbling well getting up: Come on Azul we can’t disobey our lord and savior Hatsume Miku.