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[a-dope-fiend]

It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.

His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.

He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him

Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much

Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Mango is the second best fruit.

Wednesday: Controversial, but I’ll bite. What’s the first?

Enid, without hesitation: Me.

Wednesday:

Wednesday, scorned: You rank me below mango?

[deserthusbands]

cody, frowning: what are they in for?

obi-wan: cody, this isn't a prison.

cody: they can leave?

obi-wan: no dear, but–

cody, peering quietly into an enclosure, quietly as he eyed a rather plump looking porg: i bet that one stole someone's rations.

[bri-cheeses]

Barty, from across the potions lab: Look, Evs! *proceeds to dump explosive substances into his cauldron*

Evan, with a hint of a grin: What an absolute idiot

Regulus: That’s your absolute idiot

Evan, grinning even wider: I know

[percabethconvos]

Grover: Hey what are you guys up to right now?

Annebeth: Pondering enigmas beyond even my vast knowledge

Grover: ..What?

Percy: She's trying to figure out if she upset her group project partner earlier

[here-comes-the-moose]

*right after Omega joined the family, thus replacing Crosshair as the baby*

Crosshair: *sulking*

Echo: Listen, just because there’s a new baby doesn’t mean we love you any less…

[eiraeths]

soap: you ever fidget with your foreskin?

ghost: johnny what the fuck?

soap: i get phantom limb but with my foreskin. i feel like i could fidget with it

ghost: ???

soap: don’t judge me- wait. hey…

ghost: absolutely not

soap: pleeeeaaaase

ghost: you leave my foreskin alone

soap: [ :( ]

ghost: stop that

soap [ :(( ]

ghost: ugh. fine

soap: LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[harringroveera]

Shush now Dustin, they’re courting each other there

[lesbicosmos]

edwin: don't tell me the bag of tricks is gone.

charles: okay.

edwin: well, where is it?

charles: you told me not to tell you!

[em-xzm]

Neil having no social awareness for whats normal is so real to me-

*Neil, Andrew, Aaron and katelyn having a double date*

Katelyn: me and Aaron were thinking of a trip to Brazil in the summer

Neil: oh cool. Once I stole a plane in Brazil and crash landed in the amazon where I had a fight to the death with a tiger :D

katelyn: oh!

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Peekaboo: Boo? Boo? (Dad? Am I ugly?) Haru: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world! [later] Calamari: Kyoo? Kyoo? (Ren? Am I ugly?) Ren: Haru: He's asking if you think he's ugly. Ren: Very much.

[incorrect-supercorp]

Alex: Imagine you and your partner are at a restaurant or at a shopping center, and you’re trying to figure out where the bathroom is.

Lena: Oh, Kara will not fuck me in a bathroom.

Alex: …

Lena: I’ve tried.

Alex: That is 100% not what I was going to ask you.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Lucifer: *walks into the room covered in lipstick marks* Hey... why is everyone looking at me like that?

Vaggie: Um, Sir, you've got a little something... everywhere

Charlie: Mom WHY

Lilith: *puzzled* It wasn't me

Angel: Than who-

Alastor: *walks in with smudged lipstick* What's going on in here?

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: cody, dear. have you seen my cloak? i'm sure i left it here.

cody:

cody, getting up, walking out– only to return with at least 20 cloaks in his arms: you might need to be a bit more specific, cyare. is it the one from yesterday, last week, or the one you wore to confront grievous?

obi-wan, sheepish: ah.. well, i suppose any will do.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Do you want to know something infuriating?

Blaise: Sure, darling

Ron: This morning, I woke up again!

Blaise: How rude