#dick grayson bruce wayne

[koraesrambles]

Okay, not to be so niche that I may be the only person to find this interesting, BUT

I just read all the SPN graphic novels and I am THRILLED by the fact that Batman would 100000% loathe everything about John Winchester, and John Winchester would think Batman was a pompous piece of shit.

John "I told my son to murder a person because they threatened my younger son's life." John "I became a serial murderer because if I didn't someone might know about my son potentially being the antichrist and I cannot accept that." John "you know what's neat? Guns." Winchester would be so unimpressed by Bruce's morals and no kill rule. Bruce let his son's murderer live? Coward. The Winchesters regularly kill people if they decide the person has hit their subjective "well now they're a monster" bar, like these two families would have INSTANT beef.

I dunno, I'd just KILL for a story where John, Sam, and Dean meet Bruce, Dick, and Jason, and there is just instant hatred. Bruce and John being so critical of each other's parenting without an OUNCE of self awareness. Sam and Dean meeting Dick and Jason and are just like, "Yo. Wassup?"

I find this especially hilarious considering Jensen wants to be batman 😆 I dunno, that dichotomy is just killing me.

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[sunaddicted]

I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.

[arttuff]

bruce wayne becoming nightwing reminds me of those mums that are like 'im sooo skinny, i can fit into my preteen daughter's clothes!!!' but like. with vigilante personas

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[boundbyreading]

Simone Di Meo batboys

[paintedimagery]

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

[marskiiii]

TOOK FOREVER BUT SOOOOOO WORTH IT!

aka mY IDEAL BATFAM UNIVERSE TYVMUCHBYEEE

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[itsdragonfire13]

Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?

Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.

Tim: How old is he?

Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.

(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)

——-

3 years ago

——

Damian: How old are you?

Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.

[frownyalfred]

things that make Gotham criminals say “oh shit”:

Batman showing up to the hideout and not asking any questions

Nightwing cracking his escrima sticks together with 0 witty banter or foreplay

Red Hood when his hands are shaking

Injured Robin and Batman known to be in near proximity 

Any sightings of Batman on Robin II’s death anniversary

Superman in Gotham without an escort

Batman speeding through the Narrows on a motorcycle and not the Batmobile

Red Hood abandoning his guns and throwing punches instead

Robin fighting with a sword and 0 supervision

Jim Gordon trying to quit cigarettes for the 19th time on the night shift

Any captured Batkid too injured/tired/frightened to taunt the responsible criminals

Batman bleeding and/or missing any major parts of his armor

Any Bat vigilante other than Duke outside during daylight hours

[forgetfulsynapsid]

Another picture of the BAT-family!!! Bruce will make them all fit under his wings if it’s the last thing he does.