#himbo quotes

[kalscattergood]

"I was into the patriarchy until I realized it wasn't about horses, and then to be honest, I kinda lost interest."

Himbo just quoted this line from Barbie and then immediately shook his fists at the sky and sucked air between his teeth as he began to understand how much of a himbo Ken is.

[emolionsrawr]

my friend: you asleep yet?

me: no

my friend: why?

me: my body craves for in which it cannot have, the thing i yearn most is out of reach, like smoke passing through my fingertips, only leaving pain behind in its wake, oh the pain, it brings comfort to me now, before it terrified me, now i welcome it with open arms

my friend: alright theatre kid calm down, you'll get your snuggles eventually

me:.... i imagine being held so much it feels more like a memory, is this where it gets me? alone cold in my bed with intimacy hundreds of miles away from me? i can see it coming, do i run, hug my blahaj or let it be? there is no beat, no melody. you, my first friend, my enemy, maybe the last face i'll see before sleep takes me; if i throw away my shot, is this how you'll remember me? will this touch starveness be my legacy?

my friend: why did i mention theatre, go to bed bud, you'll get cuddles soon

me; can i at least get a kudos for that because i didnt even google the quote

my friend: yes, kudos, now go to bed and PUT AWAY THE FANFICTION

me: you win this round, burr sir

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: Regulus is attracted to this bloke

James, disappointed: Oh? Who?

Remus: He wears glasses, a Gryffindor and plays quidditch

Remus: His name’s James

James:

James: His name’s James too?! HOW WOULD I EVER COMPETE?

[manwrre]

*regulus finally tells evan about his crush on a particular gryffindor*

evan: so is it lupin?

regulus: no……i like james.

evan: …….potter….? he’s kinda fucking dumb, don’t you think?

regulus: he’s not d- listen, he’s hard to read. he’s mysterious.

evan: i don’t think he can read.

regulus: you never know what’s going on inside his head!

evan: i don’t even think he knows what’s going on inside his head…

[milfloverobisanya]

afc richmond during richmond v. west ham [3x04] as textposts

[marauderstars]

James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: How do I get out of the friendzone?

Colin: Oh my God, who dared to put my best friend in there???

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#31 The Himbo Pillar

Hashira!Y/n: I just really like buff men

Kyojuro: I gotta start working out!

Mitsuri: Kyojuro you are already buff

Kyojuro:....oh yeah!

Shinobu: you sure you want that one?

Hashira!Y/n*Eyeing him up and done, Himbo SUPREMACY lover* Yep~

[kalscattergood]

"WHY ARE ALL THE BEES EXPLODING!?"

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner every time you take down one of the enemies?”

Person B: “It’s part of my charm.”

[honeylemonntea]

James, sweating: “So, I was wondering-“

Regulus: “Oh finally! You’re proposing!”

James: “Wait- YOU KNEW?”

Regulus: “You accidentally dropped the ring six times during dinner”

James:

Regulus: “I even picked it up and handed over to you”

[hana-no-seiiki]

inspired from erykistired’s shorts/tiktoks/webtoon

YANDERE! SOLDIER *who kidnapped you after a strenuous battle* : If you want to survive, it’s either you bear a child for the fatherland or kill your own kind.

AMAB! READER: I guess we know how this is going down then…

YAN! SOLDIER & READER AT THE SAME TIME RESPECTIVELY: SEX! (MURDER!)

YAN! SOLDIER:

READER:

YAN! SOLDIER: Both at the same time?

READER: Yes.

[rosemarilee]

Regulus: *lies* you’re ugly

James: *blushes* he’s looking at me

[milfloverobisanya]

isaac: where's coach beard?

roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.

jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?

colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse