#iM DYING

[rosekilsworld]

Barty and Evan finally see each other after the holidays, Crouch spends the summer at Hogwarts unlike Evan.

Barty: My best friend hates me

Evan: *In silence*

Evan loves his personal space, Barty also loves Evan's personal space.

Barty: Hug me! *almost dying*

Evan: No!

Barty: SEE?! You hates me *hugs him, burying his face in his shoulder*

Evan: Bee, okay... Okay *hugs him and strokes his hair*

[gummieturtle]

my ao3 isn't working😭😭😭 it's not letting me log in smh how am I supposed to read my arguably absurd amount of bedtime fics now huh??? what do you expect me to do? sleep?? pfft absolutely not

[sentimental-apathy]

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

[kyriathanatos]

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE STARTED SEARCHING [KINK] SHIRT ON AMAZON AND FOUND THIS

SLUT WIFE CUCKOLD LIFE YAKUZA FONT SHIRT

[deadtotheworld597]

I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone

😂silly fucking me 😂

[nikaserb]

i wanna be saaaaved

[starsinursa]

browsing my local humane society's adoption page and suddenly

what the hell guys

[xno-chill-memesx]

[kyzuri]

— nah, jeff can't accept that someone stole his spotlight in a beauty and best criminal contest

[destroyedbitxh]

I just want to stop suffering

[cuz-mammon-said-so]

I've been asked by the Devs to remove the leaked photo, and i would like to respect that. I'm not gonna delete the whole post, since I still love him and he deserves the praise that's already here, but no more leak! Only love ❤️

[blackdog-ss]

Rip remus lupin, you would have loved being a 64 year old grumpy man that wore the ugliest sweaters and peeled oranges perfectly.

[seasideoranges]

twitter // ko-fi

two kyoshi warriors and what appears to be a theater kid seen causing trouble at local fire nation stronghold, more news at 7 (background-less version underneath)

[nonlaregina]

So. David was asked about the S03 finale. This is HIS answer:

David: I know what it is. I KNOW.

You want to me make up a different ending? Speculate on what might be! BUT NO NO. I know where it’s going and

I DEFY ANYONE NOT TO THINK THAT IT’S THE PERFECT ENDING

I’m not getting very much away there. I’m not saying whether that’s good, bad or indifferent.

BUT IT’S DEFINITELY PERFECT.

Interpret that as you will…

[courtgela]

she was on a mission that day

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.