#incorrect call of duty modern warfare

[ms-rampage]

Y/n: "How did you take down Captain America?."

König (understands the reference): "We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he's an idi-."

Y/n: *proud noises*

[Reference]

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

[v1x3n]

[cod-dump]

Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

[vampyre-boyfriend]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[super-marvel-dc]

Soldier 1, talking about Ghost: I heard he's horrible.

Soldier 2: Yeah, dude probably has an iceberg for a heart.

Soldier 1: Prob- wait, where's Y/N?

*Meanwhile, in the other room*

Y/N: Hold still!

Ghost: I had an itch!

Y/N, putting stickers on Ghosts mask: I don't care, you're going to mess me up.

Ghost: *Rolls his eyes but let's Y/N continue while he's smiling behind his mask.*

Y/N: *Puts a gold star on Ghost* there. Perfect, just like you.

Ghost, tearing up: Thank you.

[blingblong55]

12inches tonight-141

Valentines evening on base

Soap: taking my lass out tonight

Gaz: treating mine to a nice dinner

Price: and I'm taking my missus out to dinner while the kids stay home

-Ghost and Y/N, taking a pizza out the oven(the two singles of the team)-

Ghost: anyway, pizza is ready

Y/N: *taking pizza out and showing it to the others* this is the 12 inches we'll be getting tonight..

Soap: sometimes, I am concerned for you both

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: i once had a haircut that i deeply regretted

ghost: is it the one you have now?

soap: no

ghost: it should be

[ms-rampage]

Y/n: "You guys mind if I play some music?."

Price (driving): "No, go ahead."

Y/n: *plugs in aux and plays Pisces by Jinjer*

Price: *enjoying it* "I like it."

Soap: *vibing to it*

Gaz: *also vibing to it*

*1:11 breakdown; if you know you know*

Y/n: *vibing; sings along*

Price: 😳 *speechless*

Soap: 😳 ".... what happened?."

Gaz: 😳

Ghost: "I like it."

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Come on, I want to show you something Y/N: *turns and walks away* Ghost: Nice Y/N: That's not it but thank you

[v1x3n]

[cod-dump]

Soap & Roach: *talking*

Ghost: SANDERSON

Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*

Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?

Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you

Ghost:

Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*

Roach: *turns back to Soap*

Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked

Roach: I’m a genius, Soap

Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you

Roach: Shut the fuck up

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: I was having coffee with Simon yesterday at the local cafe.

Soap: When he went to the bathroom, a guy sitting behind me passed me a paper that said “Too many red flags. Run.”

Soap: Thanks, random stranger, but he’s my husband and you should have seen the red flags forest he was when we met.