#incorrect call of duty modern warfare

[ms-rampage]

Ghost, Gaz, Soap, and Kenneth play a card game, and they start putting money down. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦

Gaz: "That is not money!."

Soap: "Yes, it is!." *referring to £20*

Ghost: "Since when is there a Bank of Scotland?!."

Soap: "Since forever!."

Kenneth: "Well, I'm about to make your heads explode." *drops a 20*

Gaz: "Why is Queen Elizabeth on it?!?."

Soap: "Why does it look like monopoly money?!?!?."

Kenneth: "You think that's bizzare? We call our dollar coins loonie and toonie."

All three of them: "What?!?!."

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[skyrigel]

Y/n: Hey. What do bees make ?

Simon: I know this joke but since I am hopelessly in love with you and all your silly ways, I will follow along with you through everything.

Simon: Honey.

Y/n *through tears*: ...Yes dear.

Masterlist

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Why did you agree to let Ghost wear that stupid mask in the first place?

Price: It made biting harder

Gaz: ... biting-

Price: Biting. Multiple incidents. Mask helped him feel secure and made it more obvious when he thought about trying to rip a chunk out of someone

Gaz:

Gaz: He remains a problem child

Ghost, loudly from another room: THE problem child!

[v1x3n]

[tanked-up]

Canon.

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[incorrect-quotes1]

You: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Price: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[call-of-daydreams]

Soap: I love you

You: Why should I trust you?

You: All the other men I've dated were dogs.

Soap: Meow

[eiraeths]

ghost: rock bottom isn’t a bad place to be if you’re into collecting rocks

soap: [holding an armful of rocks that ghost keeps stacking upon]

ghost: or if your partner also likes rocks

soap: they’re good improvised weapons

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.

[brattypagansub]

*Gaz exhausted and trying to figure out what a cranky and concussed Simon wants*

Gaz: ok.. cool cool cool cool.. got it.. but when you say Soap.. do you mean *pantomimes* hand soap… dish soap.. body soap.. or your husband Soap..

Ghost: *trying very hard to not head slap the man.. points to his ring finger*

Gaz: ah… he’s on mission but I can phone him for you..

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

stranger: *gestures at soap* is this man bothering you?

ghost: yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Simon, bursting into the room: It's missing! Y/N: What's missing? Simon: T-the thing! I don't know! Y/N, turing around with a baby in their arms: What thing? Simon: Oh! Nevermind you have it Y/N: Y/N: You mean our CHILD??

[skyrigel]

Y/n: Hypothetical question, how do you put out a fire ?

Simon: Is...Is there a chance our house is on fire ?

Y/n: Answer the question !

Simon: First you get out of there and then call fire department—

[ door clicking shut ]

Y/n: Okay I'll call you later.

Masterlist

[cod-dump]

Soap: My tits are out! Does that mean anything to you!?

Gaz: They're always out because you're desperate!

Soap: PARDON YOUR FUCKING FRENCH!?

Gaz: YOU FUCKING HEARD ME YOU SLAG

Ghost: *laying on the rec room couch scrolling on his phone and ignoring them*

Price: ... I need a long, LONG vacation

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."