#incorrect sam & cat

[lives-in-midgard]

Sam and Bucky texting

Sam: Hey Bucky, do you want to check out a new restaurant?

Bucky: Do they allow cats?

Sam: No

Bucky: Let me ask Alpine

Sam: Alpine??

Bucky: She said no

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Taco Truck Owner: Hey! Aren’t you Ghost, one of the new Avengers?

Ava: Are you a cop?

Taco Truck Owner: No.

Ava: Yeah I’m Ghost.

[waywardsou2]

Sam: Where have you been?

Bucky: Out

Sam: ...even for you that is cryptic

Bucky: What are you the cops?

Sam: Well actually-

Bucky: Don't answer that

Bucky's coat: meow

Sam: ...

Bucky: ...

Sam: You have 10 seconds to tell me what that was

Bucky: ...my ringtone

Sam: Do you have a cat in your coat

Bucky: If I say yes will you let me keep her

Sam: ...fine

Bucky: Yay! Meet Alpine

[buckys-baby-boy]

Bucky textposts pt 3

[shyjusticewarrior]

Alfred: *waves* Cheers.

Jason: Seinfeld.

Dick: Friends.

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: Ugh, I'm so bored.

Luffy: Ooh, why don't we play "Question-Answer"?

Zoro: What's that?

Luffy: A game I learned at Foosha Village. I ask you a question, and then you answer; and then you ask me a question, and I answer. And we just keep going.

Zoro:

Zoro: That's called a conversation.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Frank: If you wanna stay here, that's great, but I'm going with Skid, Pump and Lila to Phoenix. Skid: Uhhh, you can't come to Phoenix with us. It's in Arizona. Frank: Ohhh... yeah... Jaune: Wait. Why can't you go to Arizona? Frank: Let's just say there might be a warrant for my arrest... and in Ohio... and in some other states I can never remember... Pump: Well, you just need to learn the song we made for you! Skid: 🎶Where are the states Mr. Frank can't go?🎶 🎶Arizona, Utah and Ohio!🎶 Jaune: Oh my... Pump: 🎶There's three more states where Mr. Frank can't be!🎶 Pump: 🎶Texas, New Hampshire and Tennessee!🎶 Frank, off key: 🎶I'm also not welcome in Europe!🎶

[fabuloustrash05]

Bulla: Dad and I were out shopping and these guys drove by and catcalled me. Bulma: *sighs* What did your father do? Bulla: He chased them to the next red light, and then reached into their window and well... Vegeta, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

[sayangrafayel]

Loft talk Pt. Rafayel's old roommate (it was Thomas)

Rafayel: I used to sneak up on my roommate, in the middle of the night, and then when he was sound asleep, I’d slap him right in the face!!

Zayne:

Sylus:

Xavier:

Caleb:

Rafayel: He moved out.

[emmedoesntdomath]

bucky, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

steve, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

bucky: I can be multifaceted!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: You strike me as pushy

Pete: She can be pushy

Steph: I can also be punchy and kicky

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[After Y/N lost Señor Scratchy]

Y/N: Agatha… I just want you to know, if we can’t find him, I’m gonna feel really bad.

Agatha, stepping closer threateningly: No, Y/N. If we can’t find him, you won’t feel anything.

Y/N:

Y/N: Aw, thanks.

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Yeah, nothing's cooler than fireworks, right, guys?

Bev: Totally!

Eddie: Yeah!

Stan: Unless one of the fireworks lands on your pet and kills it

Ben: That could never happen

Stan: In theory, it could

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Ooh, you want a piece of me?!

Raph: Yes!

Leo, stopping them from fighting: Careful!

Mikey: Karai had three years of jujitsu!

Raph: I don’t care what religion she is.

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Koleda: Any questions?

Anton: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Koleda: I meant—

Koleda, resignedly: The worm.

Anton: Yes! Worms rule!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Karlach and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Wyll: *sighing* What did she do?

Shadowheart: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Karlach, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?