#incorrect saw

[everybody-scream-fxck]

Mark: Do you want to know your gay name? Peter: My... my gay name? Mark: Yeah, it's your first name- Peter: Haha. Very funny Mark- Mark: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Peter: Oh- oh my god.

[stanheightsgordon]

[radioactive-yuri]

thanks, silco

[thephantomsdream]

Price: It has 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, full basement with laundry room, but it has room for making a couple more bedrooms and a bathroom.

Price: Was thinking of using this bedroom as a guest bedroom for now.

Price: The other bigger ones for the kids someday.

Price: An open kitchen, very big, a little bare for now.

Price: This is my office.

Price: This would be your space. You can do anything you want with it.

Price: A reading room, a gaming room, art room...

Y/N: What?

Price: In the back there's a greenhouse and a big garden. Do you like gardening or just having flowers around?

Price: I can arrange someone to come every so often to take care of the yard.

Y/N: Wait...

Price: Let me walk you through it, you'll love it.

Price: I can build a gazebo riiiight there. What do you think?

Y/N: John, enough.

Price: (tilts head confused)

Y/N: This is literally our first date.

Price: (shaking his head) None of that.

Price: What's your ring size?

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Bruce: Tim and Damian did what?

Jason: Well, Alfred said they weren't allowed to see Dick because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.

Bruce: And?

Jason: So they punched each other in the face and told him they were injured.

Bruce:

Jason

Steph: I gotta admire their dedication

[summersofsalt]

(insp)

[demaparbat-hp]

Damage.

Quote by @desertbcrnnobody

[faeryarchives]

when swearing on your friends’ souls went wrong

(inspired from @/panniberry in twt!)

other works: dumb and dumber (ace | deuce)

[painted-doe]

[everybody-scream-fxck]

Mark, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Amanda, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. John: What the fuck are you guys doing? Mark: Playing systemic oppression.

[inkskinned]

you can't talk to me that way actually. listen sir i type up longass, cited replies to internet arguments and then never post it because i'm too exhausted by the idea of conflict & besides nobody knows how to read anymore. and i'll let you know, by the way, i'm always 10000% right in all of those answers and i have an undefeated smackdown rate of one thousandbillion. so really before you say anything just remember im going to write a big paragraph about it and then delete it

[heartorbit]

hello, sekai! 🌎💫☘️💿🎪🎼

it's a good movie sir

[calamity-hero-awakens]

[14muffinz]

Kon: If I was gay, it'd be for Tim or Bart. Tim: If I was gay, it'd be for Bart or Kon. Bart: If I was gay, it'd be for Kon or Tim. Cassie: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU ALL

[percabethconvos]

Percy to Annabeth: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist