#no THANKS !

[rivenantiqnerd]

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

[theshamelesssimp]

Nobody:

Me when I see a hurt no comfort/unhappy ending fanfiction

[yourdaddyfigure]

Daddy please punish me I have been a bad girl

[watchyourbuck]

Oliver saying “we see everything” (Buddie related) in an interview,,,, sir I hope the FUCK you don’t

[aroaceaunt]

[jamieenthusiast]

does any other MD artist have this problem or just me (drawing this however did help me decide im never drawing the right style ever again holy shit)

[kitschandretro]

Oh please, no, let's not bring it on.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[irfrenchfries]

Hi i made u something 😘

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Ford."

"Oh no, this only looks like a turkey baster. It's really an audio-video-olfactory recorder I obtained in dimension..."

The follow-up:

[thepeopleinpower]

source

“companies that ‘support’ israel” …no idea what they meant by the use of quotations here but…

Yes, boycotting is a legitimate form of protest, for reasons both ethical and tactical.

No, boycotting colonizers who are committing genocide in the name of the Jewish people is most certainly not antisemitism, in fact it falls in line pretty well with Jewish values.

Ffs. Why do I even google things anymore.

[bluejayscrying]

i just saw a 'batkid x alfred' post i think thats enough internet forever

[devastatinglygreen]

A hot take but one that's a hill you're willing to die on?

oh my.

alright.

i think the comparisons to anthony or benedict when it comes to colin and sex are bad faith takes and the people who think he slept his way through 17 cities are giving him far too much credit (and hate? like no one reacts to colin the way they do to anthony or benedict and it's wild).

whenever colin mentions/we see him involved in sexual situations in part one, he's at odds with penelope emotionally. over the summer he's waiting for penelope to write him and when she doesn't he starts looking for that connection in the physical and when he's back home, he's still seeking what he considers his "normal" with penelope when he's at the brothel in ep 2. right after he leaves the girlies, he's acting both nervous and like he's overcompensating so you can tell he's still unsure about where they stand. he wants penelope's approval so bad he's choking on it.

in ep 4 he's both in love with her and at odds emotionally—they're not on the same page and he's not sure they ever will be. once he's aware of his emotions, he's not even capable of pretending any longer.

which moves into the end of 4 and into ep 5 where he's both confident but nervous because he's done this before but he's never done it quite like that. he's already insecure about her feelings so it feels like all of his focus is making sure she enjoys herself because he can provide this for her. he can give her pleasure and he can give her a home. he can publish his journals and make her proud of him. but it's all to prove something to himself (and her) when it comes to their relationship.

he's far more himself with her than he is with anyone else which is why i think he's so insecure about it. and why LW is such a big issue for him. he's scared for her and he's jealous, yes, but i also think there's a tinge of "i'm still not enough for her" mixed in there when she won't give it up, like being married to him isn't enough even tho that's not what LW is about for her.

neither one of them are being themselves completely at that point. he's more himself, yeah, but he's also trying to prove that he's some better version of himself he thinks he needs to be for her and she's not owning the secret parts of herself yet. they're still not on the same page emotionally.

we saw how hard it was for him to separate his mind and body from the start so i think him trying to do that with penelope, the woman he's in love with and married to by that point, was going to be near impossible. he visibly weakens every time she says she loves him so idk what else people want from him tbh or why they act like he was punishing her. i think he was respecting the both of them.

long way to say what i said but i also stand by it.

[thexoelove]

[impishglee]

whenever adults talk like it is an inevitability that as you age your social world will naturally shrink to revolve around your nuclear family/romantic partner and the bonds you have w/ your friends will lose precedence and this is normal and healthy and fine i just feel such profound dread

[jeansworld16]

Tbh I prefer the marauders fandom more then I like my friends

[untitledpieceofsoap]

Me looking back at my old fanfiction that I wrote way too high on sleep deprivation:

The cringe is real.