#orphan

[rainnyydaysworld]

Steph: So you like cats?

Cass: Yeah.

Steph: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Jason: steph, you're a pussy, man.

Steph: You are what you eat. (Referring to cass)

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Damian: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Cass meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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*Damian sneezes*

Dick: Damian, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Bruce sneezes*

Dick: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Bruce: When I die I want steph to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.

[wormnamedwax]

Batgirl (2002) #027 and Batgirl (2003) #038

cassandra cain you are the funniest person on this earth rn

[lord-westley]

Batfamily + Others as convos between @cam-the-orange-cat @markisnot and I

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Jason: that is so fake- Dads don't change their ways that fast

Dick: How would you know??

Jason, cackles in daddy issues:

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Tim: How did that roof not cave in, I would cave in

Steph: My pussy wouldn't cave in

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Barbara: Have you ever swallowed-

Dick: I have indeed swallowed before

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Superman: He's hot

Green Lantern: He is not hot

Superman: How is he not hot??

Green Lantern: I don't have a mask kink like you??

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Tim: Dude, cats have vaginas. How else do you think they get preggers??

Duke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE VAGINAS. AINT NO WAY

Tim: How do you not know this??

Duke: There's no- bro hold on

Duke: Hey Alexa, do cats have vaginas?

Alexa: This might answer your question. Cats have four legs.

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Jon: Why is my heart rate going like 100

Jon: There's no reason for me to be anxious

Damian: It's cause you're poor

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Bizzaro about Roy: Have you tried turning him off and on again?

Starfire: I will never turn him on

Jason: I will

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Cass: I found

Cass: a mini sign

Bruce: mini sign?? From god??

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Ranking the Batfam by their sleep habits

Duke: He’s on the day shift so he actually gets to sleep at night. He’s still a teenager in high school so he doesn’t get much rest between the homework and the vigilantism, but he averages a solid 7-8 hours a night

Cassie: She has to stay in optimal shape for ballet so she gets as much rest as she can. She’s also capable of taking time off when she needs it so she can get extra rest to make up for working a harder case. She typically pulls in about 7ish hours

Jason: Do you know how much math is involved in running a crime syndicate? More than you think. Dude’s gotta be able to stay on top of it. He doesn’t have a day job (legally dead and all) so he can pretty much just zonk out after patrol, but he wakes up really easy, so he only typically gets 6-7 hours at a time

Damian: He gets forced to rest even if he doesn’t want to. There’s been a Robin rule since Dick was in the green shorts that Robin has to get at least 6 hours a night

Babs: She would love to get more sleep, but as Oracle, she has to be on call all night. She tried to sleep in between missions, so she got a vibrating alarm and synced it to her mission program to wake her up when something happens. She’s lucky to get 5 hours uninterrupted

Steph: She could get more sleep if she wanted to, but sometimes the adhd just takes over and she spends her precious limited sleep time free time in youtube rabbit holes. She’ll typically get somewhere between 4-5 hours

Dick: Despite always being the one trying to get everyone else to take care of themselves, he’s incapable of seeing bad self care habits in himself, so this idiot voluntarily works the morning shift at his day job. So after patrolling for 8 hours, he only has 3 hours to sleep before work if he’s lucky

Bruce: Bruce gets easily fixated on whatever he’s working on, which makes it hard for him to stop. He can go days without sleep and not even notice. He’ll typically crash and get one night of 8 hours, but the rest of the week, he’ll only get around 2 a night.

Tim: He never knows when the last time he slept was and would actually be glad if you pointed it out for him. He inherited Bruce’s hyperfixations and doesn’t even notice how long he’s been working until the sun comes up. When he finally crashes, he crashes hard and sleeps for almost an entire day

Alfred: No one has ever seen him sleep, they just assume it must happen. No one knows for sure

[livsoulsecrets]

Cass my beloved 😭😭😭

[casscainweek]

Prompts:

Day 1 (Jan. 20): Scars | Flowers Day 2 (Jan. 21): Alone | Together Day 3 (Jan. 22): Silence | Music Day 4 (Jan. 23): Quotes | Comic Panels Day 5 (Jan. 24): Death | Rebirth Day 6 (Jan. 25): Past | Future Day 7 (Jan. 26): Happy Birthday! | Free Day

The prompts are here to be interpreted as strictly or as loosely as you like (or even discarded all together). There's no pressure to participate in everything for this event—let's just show some love for Cassandra Cain!

Tag your post #CassCainWeek2025 to participate! Late submissions are accepted.

[tfwstherapist]

cassandra cain, my favorite batgirl <3

[mantafizz]

Doodle request: Tim and Cass eating ice cream please? Thank you!

THEM!!! CASS AND TIM ROCK‼️‼️🗣️ THANK YOU ANON FOR THE REC I LOVED DOODLING THEM

[transmasculinizing]

cass and duke hug c: its from batman and the outsiders (2019)

[lily-belle-art]

Batgirl #64 if it slayed

[capriddle]

I firmly believe that Tom Riddle decided not to get adopted. Why? First of all because otherwise such a beautiful and good child would have been one of the first to be adopted, so I think he showed the worst of himself in front of others. I think Tom hated being considered practically like a puppy to be chosen from a kennel. He belonged to himself and no one could take him as if it were nothing.

[dont-stop-her-now]

And Robin (his face!) and Orphan come in to take over and Bruce has FEELINGS! But Cass gets through to him!

[why-and-or-bother]

If other, put in tags. Reblog for larger sample 🦇

[kiragecko]

LOSER'S BRACKET FINAL: Batfamily Relationship Tournament 2024

VS

Round 7, Match ONLY: Dick & Tim VS Tim & Cass

One of these relationships is getting a second chance to win the competition! Which relationship do you enjoy more?

Dick and Tim, who chose to be brothers over and over despite questioning their relationships with the family as a whole.

Or Tim and Cass, who slowly bonded through endless tragedy and have supported and believed in each other through their worst moments. Two kids bearing impossible burdens and taking the time to stop the other from collapsing. Who went from avoiding each other to incredibly close siblings.

See Main Post for more information and the other matches.

[patronsaintofpink]

"erm actually Batman didn't teach any of his Robins how to handle a gun—" absolutely NOT. In Alfred Pennyworth's household? Don't make me laugh. Every single one of those kids have perfect trigger discipline.

[weewoow-20706030]

The batfam trauma candy salad would go absolutely insane.

Dick: Hi. I'm Dick Grayson and when I was 8 I watched my parents fall to their death in front of me, then I had to move away from everything I love and spend the rest of my life in some weird American city. And I brought the sour gummy worms.

Jason: This is so stupid- my mother used to kick me out when he drug dealer would come over so I didn't see her spending our very small amount of money on drugs.

Steph *off screen*: what did you bring?

Jason: nerds.

Cass: I was raised to be a weapon, a murderer. I brought peach rings.

Steph: I'm Steph and My dad was an alcoholic who thought he could go head to head with batman and outdo the riddler. And I brought Reese's pieces.

Tim: I'm Timothy Drake Wayne and I had left the house to try and find some guy before he killed my dad, just for him to kill my dad when I was gone. I brought sour rainbow strips.

Duke: My parents are in a mental ward, high on joker toxin. No one knows if they'll ever get better. And I got m&m's.

Damian: I am a highly trained assassin and-

Steph: cut. Cut. Damian. Civilian identities. Ok. Restart.

Damian: My mother randomly dropped me on some weird man's doorstep when I was ten. I brought rock candy.