#source: school

[savebats-statetalia]

Quote from my Social Studies teacher last year but as New York.

I don't think that's horrifying at all, sounds pretty standard, but you do you king.

[catrinita-jadez]

Fred: Hey Kiki, is the map of the United States? *Shows them the map of the world*

Kiki: it's the map of the world. Please focus on geography. Thank you.

[demonicsuffrage]

Tim, abruptly standing up in shock: Wait, I just realised that Damian will graduate highschool in 2032

Damian, rasing a brow: Yes, ofcourse? As I am currently in fourth grad-

Jason, spitting out water: What the fuck? 2032?

Steph, pointing accusingly: That's not a real graduation year you made that up!

Dick: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Duke, with his head in his hands: Does anyone else feel both their feet in the grave? I graduated this year!

Dick: Feet? More like my entire body, I finished high school years ago!

Cass: Guys I think Bruce is crying

[reel-by-reel]

new grad RN lee who gets stuck working on medsurg for like a year and absolutely hates it. he tries night shift for a little bit and plays solitaire at the nurses station when hes done charting

[ellieshyperfixations]

Nightcrawler, learning about Santa: Why do we need to watch out? Is Santa going to assassinate us?

Wolverine: Yeah. I mean, what do you think happens to the bad kids?

[starlight-eclipsed]

“What?!” both Sky and him shout in unison, utterly shocked. Nearby, birds startle out of the trees at the sound.

Go read A Dark Among the Lights by @luckylectio! It's a story in which alarmingly few heroes are aware of who their patron goddess is (or at least haven't been keeping up with the recent lore updates).

[battlestarbones]

I am 100% sure that Michael "one must imagine Sisyphus happy" "amor fati" "memento mori" Robinavitch went to liberal arts school and I think he would probably have annoyed me in some 100-level classics class

[gigamuffinsofie]

coulda been pregnant

[crrows]

A velveteen OP from Cornet

[fcthots]

Jason Todd is the living embodiment of that one meme. Allow me to elaborate.

You: Hey I’m ab to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Jason: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

[transmechanicus]

Every harem anime should end in the supporting cast forcefemming the protagonist to balance the karmic debt of being a harem anime

[definitely-not-crazy-hehe]

right where are the cameras how did they find this-

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Lily: [to James] You know, if you're going to stalk someone, you should be less obvious. For starters, try not standing in the middle of the corridor, gawking at your prey.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Y/N: I am, thank you.

[zuiz41]

Rizzmas 🎄

inspired by this!! > Prompt !

[hidekomoon]

Paramore albums redesigns: Brand New Eyes (2009)