#steph energy

[stephanie-strange]

So. Something I think we don’t talk about enough. The scantum being a literal haunted house.

And also a building that is just crumbling. (At least my Steph’s version of it.)

So here’s a thought. Steph doing a YouTube video with her kids help about renovating the place.

“I’m using an *insert tool brand name here* drill. So if you want to sponsor me. - well I just promoted your product. If any other tool brand wants to support me my love is easily bought!”

[aalghul]

Remember when Duke referred to himself as Robin while talking to Batman and then everyone spent the next 8 years saying it's illegal to expect him to be included as a Robin in anything, ever.

[bricreative]

When Alex and Steph go on tour

[robinsleeping]

YEET

[violent138]

Bruce definitely runs covert tests for brain damage on all the Batkids, an effort complicated by his own frequent head traumas and the fact that they're all nocturnal liars who quickly come up with ways to work around possible symptoms.

[mischiefbuckley]

eddie “I’m not really a jewelry kind of guy” diaz, but the moment that him and buck get engaged he will be the type of person to continuously stare at his ring in awe as he realizes how much it’s a small reminder and a symbol on the love they both share for each other and that they are getting ready to get committed for life and how at the end of the day they have had each others back since day one and how they both have never felt a love like theirs before and that this is eddie choosing who he wishes to now enter a marriage with for life without the pressure to abide by his religious background and parents questioning his choices because he is being selfish and choosing for himself for once in his life and buck who is choosing to enter a marriage with someone that he knows he will be his number one priority and that he never has to have doubts that eddie would leave him because even when they argue and disagree, they always have care and love for one another despite anything and how they know each other so well they understand each other like no one else

[akicklineisinevitable]

listen steph lauter is pete's boyfriend and pete spankoffski is steph's girlfriend. do u get it do you get the vibes

[bobbinalong]

pérez doesn't seem to know bart's supposed to be older than fourteen any more than deodato did but spurrier is in my good books for now for the fact alone that he's aware of how important max and bart are to each other.

The Flash (2023) #7

[box-dwelling]

I have brain rot about all the main hatchetfield couples but there's something about quite how soulmate coded Emma and Paul are. No matter the universe they always find eachother. The always have their cute flirtationship. He always gets bad coffee just to see her. He's always one of the only customers in beanies who talks to her like a person and acknowledges the bullshit going on around her and how badly she's being treated. And I just adore them so much.

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[ladybizarre13]

reblog for sample size, yadada, feel free to fight in the comments

[stephanie-strange]

YALL. Steph energy.

Steph with Bats.

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Dc x dp reincarnation prompt part 2

This is a lose follow-up of this post. (Quick recap if you don’t wanna go through it: this is the au where danny is a reincarnated martha wayne and sam is reincarnated thomas wayne. They fall through a portal and end up in Gotham where Sam starts getting her memory back and passes out.)

After red hood spots them, Danny gets them back to the realms coz he’s worried about Sam still being unconscious. He gets them to frostbite who’s says she’s fine and that she’s just getting her memories back. And then eventually they both get their memories back and they’re both like, omg Bruce! They assume he’s dead (I mean their murderer shot them both, it makes sense they don't dare hope Bruce is not) so they just pass the word to the whole realms that whoever can find Bruce Wayne(‘s ghost) will be rewarded by the high king of the zone. And for years nobody finds anything. Then one ghost by chance happens upon the dc dimension and sees Bruce Wayne and goes “omg it’s the prince!” So he tries to kidnap Bruce who just freaks out, fights back, and manages to escape. Maybe he overhears the ghosts talking, “the bounty/recompense was only for dead, there wasn’t a specification for if he was alive”. So Bruce is like ok these people want me dead. The whole batclan is being super protective of their dad and the ghosts just go: “the prince has children! We should bring them too right?”

Bruce contacts Constantine for help urgently. Constantine comes by and just goes, “hm, yeah. Well, basically you’re fucked.” And eventually the whole family gets whisked away to the ghost zone where they meet the grandparents.

here for the tags:) @amercurio @meira-3919 @starscreamlover

[papaiyatree]

nightwing steph redesign doodle thingy bc she's on the mind + lemme know how You Guys feel about her bc i am very conflicted HSJAGJHDGA

here's the suit:

[sunwarmed-ash]

look, all I'm saying is, if Stephanie Meyer came out as a polyamorous lesbian today I would not be surprised

[habitual-creatures]

Shitposting because what in the fuck is in my capcut drafts, lmao???

Whaddya mean HABIT never did this to Vinny??

He definitely did!!! (/hj)