#vikings quotes

[httyd-dragons-content]

Toothless Rizz.

[thelirofnorthlands]

A little appreciation for the most lovely couple in Vikings 🥰

Helga and Floki ❤️

(photos or edits on them do not belong to me)

[writingfromasgard]

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[gloriousburden]

i think they should make a movie where the writers actually like thor and loki

[fandomnerd9602]

Thora wakes up on top of Y/N, her chest nearly suffocating her love…

Thora: by Odin’s beard.! My love, I’m so sorry.

Y/N: huh? what?

Thora: I feel asleep on top of you and my breasts almost smothered you

Y/N: why are you getting up? I liked it

Thora: (blushes) really?

Y/N: yeah

Thora: okay! Love you baby

Thora giggles and lays right back down on top of Y/N…

For @ma1egamer

[morrigancrowphantom]

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[skyrimsimmer]

Wise words from the one Ubbe Lothbrok from Vikings.

[betweenlands]

Your ghost vault propaganda inspired me to watch the first season in dominion and. I think Legundo irl left that vault and had a panic attack. His shivers were timbered. Viking was unhinged to exactly one person and it PAYED OFF. God damn.

NO FOR REAL ITS SUCH AN EXPERIENCE. like it's a known fact that The Voice(tm) does in fact actually scare Legundo IRL and Viking just. he's so GOOD at turning it on and off at unstable intervals

i think a lot about that scene though actually, because piglin 'Gundo is a fascinating character in his own right and is not a fully morally upstanding guy, and something i think is interesting is like. the entire time he's freaked the hell out and this doesn't exactly go away later in the scene, but i feel like you can see something just click in Legundo when Viking hands him that IOU back and it's so. gods. he goes from totally out of his depth to a lot more calm and almost a little dismissive once that IOU is back in his hands and Viking no longer has that total leverage. it's nothing short of fascinating.

just. in general. that's such a good scene. all the Ghost's Vault scenes are golden, and S2 of Dominion has some utter bangers if you're the type to backwatch VODs.

all this is to say! glad you enjoyed! :DDD

[httyd-dragons-content]

We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

[black-lone-knight]

In the batcave. After an exhausting but successful mission.

Jon: Dad can Damian come over tonight to play video-games? Clark, tired af in the inside: Clark, smiles out of pride: Sure. It'll be nice. Jon: Dami, will you come?... Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Kent. I will not play such childish games. I am a master- Jon: We can play Cheese Viking. Damian: PLEASE BABA LET ME GO. Bruce, proud af and smiling in the inside: Bruce, deadpan: OK.

[sunkissedfawn]

I was told about the bromance between Ragnar and Athelstan from Vikings, and got emotional and intrigued by how wholesome it sounded. I just started the show and it’s so good. They don’t make’em like this anymore. Some lines, I thought, are golden too,

“You’re too great a warrior, but maybe not too great a man.” — Lagertha, S1 Ep1

“SIT DOWN YOU IDIOT.” — Ragnar, S1 Ep2

“HE’S OLD AND UGLY!” — Siggy Haraldson

“YOU DON’T JUDGE A MAN BY THE WAY HE LOOKS!” — Earl Haraldson, S1 Ep5

“Sometimes your God sounds a lot like ours.” — Ragnar, S1 Ep5

[the-hearth-and-the-wild]

Strangely, Asgard also contained temples, cult buildings where the gods themselves made offerings—but to what or whom? The mythology of the Vikings is one of only a tiny handful in all world cultures in which the divinities also practised religion. It suggests something behind and beyond them, older and opaque, and not necessarily ‘Indo-European’ at all. There is no indication that the people of the Viking Age knew what it was any more than we do.

Neil Price, Children of Ash and Elm

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Ivar: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Sigurd: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

[doueverwonder]

Denmark: So where have you two been the last couple centuries?

Sweden: Russia and Greece mostly.

Norway: all over, but Ireland for most the time.

Norway: why? where were you?

Denmark: I hoped one of you would know...

Norway: ...

Sweden: ...?

Denmark: I don't remember.

[fandomnerd9602]

Thora rushes into the house…

Thora: my love! Our village has been overrun by goblins and ghouls! Where’s Mjolnir?

Y/N: baby it’s Halloween. It’s just kids in costume

Thora: oh…so that’s why they were asking for treats. Can we get treats?

Y/N: sure but you’re the only treat I need

Thora giggles as she sits down in Y/N’s lap…