#you get the idea :-)

[dogsuffrage]

It's sad at the end of May seeing people reblog the "here it comes!" Pride logos post. You didn't notice that brands have decided it is no longer safe to openly support LGBT rights. The past 2 years have shown a dramatic decline in corporate sponsorship of Pride. And no, we don't care about the corporations, but you should care that they think the general public will oppose their support of LGBT rights. Anyway pay attention. The logos didn't change for Pride. It's bad.

[thefriendlyneighborhoodace]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

__________________________

Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

[hamsterdads]

bits and pieces

[slfcare]

I’ve started chanting “I’m so safe, it’s kinda strange” to myself when I’m in scary situations, like having to cross a busy intersection on my bike or walking home in the dark, because leaving it at “I’m safe” never quite worked for me (and this almost rhymes, so I don’t forget). I’m so safe that anyone who knew just how safe I am would think it’s strange. And I’m so safe that it’s a little unbelievable! And I’m so safe that filmmakers would fight on who’d get to make a documentary on just how safe I am. If you tend to get afraid of these types of things easily, maybe this little chant could help you, too. You’re so safe, it’s kinda strange..

[blakbonnet]

I hope y'all know that Ed gets a kiss from Stede for every little thing he does btw. Finds a new message in the bottle? Gets a kiss. Puts away the dishes after lunch? Kiss. Calls for Stede to take care of a spider for him? Big kiss. Smiles at Stede? Nose kiss. Scowls in his sleep? Forehead kiss.

[samrut]

[Did a draw of manipulation yandere Alfred from the AU I've been cooking in my head. Shotty blood version under the cut. CW: Blood]

[kens-ramblings]

Jason Todd is a hand full of ass kinda guy. like it doesn’t even have to be sexual just when he’s standing around chatting or whatever he will have his hand in his partner’s back pocket(or just resting on there if whoever you prefer him with doesn’t have pockets in costume or whatever the situation may be). just in any situation where his partner is next to him you will find his hand on their ass. he also loves it when his partner does the same to him, just eats up the form of affection. this is just the random brainworm that is keeping me awake atm so i figured id share

[frennziee]

forgot i had this- drew it on roblox lol

ive returned to my roots

edit like a month later: i just noticed I FORGOT THE FREAKING CORAL AHHH

[lulliza1224]

Real talk

If kuras wore glasses would it be like this

Or this

[starkidsimping]

something about a socially inept man with glasses sighs dreamily

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Gwaine: So I heard you like bad boys?

Merlin: Not really

Gwaine: Oh, thank god

[slfcare]

Light always always always beats the dark. No matter how faint or weak, no matter how fragile, no matter if it flickers or burns, it wins time and time again.

[jamskateable]

Gabriel flaunts his pretty body without realizing it. he doesn’t scold any wandering eyes, though. after all, is it such a shame to admire God’s greatest creation?

or he’s just THAT oblivious. no one knows, really.

either way, his charisma, his diligence, and his half-naked lounging have earned him the appreciative eyes and ears of every angel in Heaven.

[dear-ao3]

What were your thoughts on what happened at the F1 in Vegas?

positively bonkers

literally so much to unpack but most notably

lewis hamiltons fits

all of the instagram admins having sphere time

dishonorable mention for whatever the mclaren tire strategy for oscar was

carlos having his disney prince moment coming ahead of both mercs after toto said he deserved the grid penalty

williams in q3?????

oscar driving with the insanity of lando in mexico

the charles overtake

whatever that whole monologue the announcers had during practice was about oceans 11 (that they got wrong)

the alpine french civil war on track

max verstappen ultimate insane arc saying he would burn it down if he was a fan, sending the fia his regards, hating the track, then winning and singing viva las vegas (is this man ok?)

honorable mention for the netflix cup

the fact that the grid flipped like 12 times

lance stroll ???? arirana what are you doing here!!!!

whatever was happening in the back of that rolls with charles max and checo

everyones interviews were unhinged this week but especially valtteri saying that he wouldn't bring any of the other drivers drinking with him because they would slow him down.

[heartscrypt]

tumblr has no idea about the thoughts that have been plaguing me (jamiazu miraculous ladybug au)

[out-of-users]

I’d like to address a big thing when it comes to logicality (and TSS ships in general) portrayed in fanfics. It’s always “Emotionless nerd meets sweet innocent baby and sparks happen”. And while that’s true to some point, it always feels one-sided. I’m not saying you can’t do it, I’m just saying, to me it’s kind of annoying. Because sure, Logan may be a bit behind in understanding emotions, but he does feel them, like anger in WTIT, in the Christmas episode “What makes a perfect gift?” Curiosity and intrigue. Just like Patton may seem sweet and innocent, but he does understand complicated concepts that an adult would indulge in, because him and Thomas share the same memories, just doesn’t want people to do them. So, when you get down to it, those fanfics always seem wrong. Like the fandom (they do this with Virgil and Roman too,) takes characters, with some in-depth lore, and only focuses on that one part, scrapping the rest. So when you make a ship out of it, it feels wrong. Because it’s always just Patton being happy, and “What’s (insert dirty topic here?)” And Logan being like: “Hm, what is this feeling? I suppose it is unnatural.”

Thank you for going to my TED talk.

-Ro!