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𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧!𝐀𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

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𝗮𝗲𝗴𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗯𝗯𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲; 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝗱𝗴𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘀 )𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺) 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀.

𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲;

𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗻;

𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀.

𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰. “𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦？ 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦？ 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵， 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦．”

𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂; 𝗽𝘂𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗷𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱.

𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗼𝗳𝗳, 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗽 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗮𝗻𝘀.

𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗽, 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗽 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺, 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝘂𝘀𝘀𝘆. “𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬， 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺， 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵．” 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗻𝘁, 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴-𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵. “𝘕𝘰， 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘯， 𝘮𝘮𝘮， 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳．”

𝗮𝗲𝗴𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗮𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀.

𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗻, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗯𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁, 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆--𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿.

𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲.

[animentality]

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[mythbringer-mayhem]

Misunderstanding - RadioApple comic

(This is pretty messy, but eh, that's how I do comics ig)

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[overzealous-imagination]

So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend

A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:

- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes

- Tui and La are koi fish

- Hei Bai is a panda

-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)

Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.

Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.

My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.

[nanaluvbug]

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[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

[bats-and-the-birds]

Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

[rachelfc-art]

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