#Barty and james

[xkittyxkattzx]

I don't know why but I have the feeling that James is the kind of person who bites people to show affection <3 likes

He's been doing it with Peter and marlene since they were little

I did it with Sirius after his second year after Sirius had a mental breakdown over a letter from his parents and wanted to console him he bite Is arm:3

with remus he started doing it completely randomly since remus let him

he never did It to Lily he dont wanne hurt her and he think Lily wouldn't like it

with reglus shortly before their relationship While they were cuddling, Reglus was confused but then realized that it was James' way of showing affection and from then on he allowed him to do it all the time. (regulus loves it)

With Barty he initially started joking/arguing but when Barty allowed him to do it he started doing it more often :) Barty is probably the one who bites the most bcs Is a fucking masochist

he probably bit Evan, mistaking him for Regulus or Barty's arm and from there started doing it to him too :)

probably bit Mary at least once while they were arguing

he never bit Dorcas because he knows Marlene would kick his ass but it was close tò do It ☠️

probably bitten pandora a lot like probably randomly but they never opened the conversation they simply started doing that

idk why im dping this but i can se James bite ppl

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Hey I need your opinion about something

Barty: Yes, you should Break up with Potter immediately

Regulus:

Barty:

Regulus: We both know this isn’t what Im going to ask.

Barty: Meh, worth a shot ;)

[vomits0cutely]

James: I think I broke something

Barty: I’ll buy you two more

James: … (I can buy my own stuff..?)

Barty: don’t even worry about it

James: I think I broke a bone

[florence-not-italy]

nahh cause there's a certain amount of barty-hating-on-james i need per day to stay alive. especially with jegulus simultaneously. give it to me. give. it. to. me.

[sspadfoot]

Is it just me who loves some good old Barty and James love/hate friendship.

Like yeah they would die for eachother but they would also refuse to pass the salt down.

[starkayezer]

Barty calls James "pretty boy" send post

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

hc where James and barty are both bipolar and James hates barty just because but they become reluctant friends because barty finds James during an episode and gets him help

[valoflunar]

Marlene,Barty and James aka the impulse buying trio

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: James my old friend !

James: You literally tried to kill me

Barty: It was just my way of getting to know you

[the-original-gays]

James: It costs zero galleons to be a nice person.

Barty: What is it to, uh, how much to be an asshole?

James:

Barty: I can pay you now.

James:

Barty, grinning: It's free, isn't it!

[not-rab]

James: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment.

Barty: Yeah. Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

James: Yeah!

James: Wait what-

[xkittyxkattzx]

regulus: i have a gift for you my love

James: *exaited* REALLY?? WHAT IS IT??

regulus: a pocket knife

james: uh??

regulus: so you dont feel lonely when i stab people

regulus:

regulus: you can also stab barty if he look at you.

james:

james: look like fun!!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Jamie, Barty has something to say to you *pushes Barty towards James*

Barty: *rubs the back of his neck*

James: Uhh

Barty:I just wanted to say I was wrong about you and basically wanted to apologies,

James: Oh..

Barty: Yeah so ‘unfuck’ you or whatever.

Regulus: *facepalms*

James: That was beautiful Barty

[vomits0cutely]

Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar

James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..

[florence-not-italy]

how do we feel if i said barty with james

[rayssion]

James: am I the only straight person in this group?

Barty: I've seen the way you look at Regulus, you are not that straight.