#Barty and james

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James : I made Regulus fall in love with me.

Barty : You fucked up a soulless demon is what you did. Look at him, he's got ~feelings~

Regulus : [ looks longingly at James ] [ sighs ]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Lily: So, are you two friends?

James: Yes.

Barty: No.

[florence-not-italy]

how do we feel if i said barty with james

[vomits0cutely]

James: I think I broke something

Barty: I’ll buy you two more

James: … (I can buy my own stuff..?)

Barty: don’t even worry about it

James: I think I broke a bone

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Barty: Yeah, but Regulus is the kinda person that if they stabbed me I’d be like, yeah probably deserved it

James: uhh I would love to be stabbed by Regulus

Evan (staring into space wondering what he did to deserve this)

[starkayezer]

Barty calls James "pretty boy" send post

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

hc where James and barty are both bipolar and James hates barty just because but they become reluctant friends because barty finds James during an episode and gets him help

[shadowjinx2906]

Marauders Era As Willy Wonka Quotes P.9:

Barty: If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?

James: What kind of a question is that?!

Barty: No need to snap. Just a question…

[xkittyxkattzx]

regulus: i have a gift for you my love

James: *exaited* REALLY?? WHAT IS IT??

regulus: a pocket knife

james: uh??

regulus: so you dont feel lonely when i stab people

regulus:

regulus: you can also stab barty if he look at you.

james:

james: look like fun!!

[the-original-gays]

James: It costs zero galleons to be a nice person.

Barty: What is it to, uh, how much to be an asshole?

James:

Barty: I can pay you now.

James:

Barty, grinning: It's free, isn't it!

[sspadfoot]

Is it just me who loves some good old Barty and James love/hate friendship.

Like yeah they would die for eachother but they would also refuse to pass the salt down.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Jamie, Barty has something to say to you *pushes Barty towards James*

Barty: *rubs the back of his neck*

James: Uhh

Barty:I just wanted to say I was wrong about you and basically wanted to apologies,

James: Oh..

Barty: Yeah so ‘unfuck’ you or whatever.

Regulus: *facepalms*

James: That was beautiful Barty

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: James my old friend !

James: You literally tried to kill me

Barty: It was just my way of getting to know you

[florence-not-italy]

nahh cause there's a certain amount of barty-hating-on-james i need per day to stay alive. especially with jegulus simultaneously. give it to me. give. it. to. me.

[vomits0cutely]

Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar

James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..

[not-rab]

James: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment.

Barty: Yeah. Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

James: Yeah!

James: Wait what-