#bitch. please.

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

People need to stop acting morally superior about stupid fandom shit. It’s pathetic. You have chosen the most unimportant and irrelevant thing to have a temper tantrum about. Get over yourself.

[stuckinapril]

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[poisoned-pearls]

Masquerade Road Trip 🚌

Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van

It’d be a little funny

(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)

[jay-wasstuff]

The funniest scene in the movie.

[uhhhhhh-might-stick-around]

You know that feeling post breeding. Where you can't do anything but lay there on top of them, drenched in sweat, your cock still hard and throbbing inside. Occasionally moving your hips just to hear them whimper as you gentley carres their insides.

Yeah I've been thinking about that a lot

[twistcmyk]

please

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

[sunfoxfic]

We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.

[cowboyishbabe]

This preview for the next ep of summer house mv…. jasmine, girl……….. shouldn’t you have known this man’s mindset before you married him??? Like, what was the rush on marriage before truly learning him? Or y’know maybe actually being ready for the life changes that commitment brings?

[civetcider]

there is no where in my room with good lighting where you can't see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[autumnblooms]

Have some sympathy and some taste

[silvermoon424]

I'm so fucking sick of amatonormativity dude. Someone on Reddit left a comment that was basically like "the majority of people need a romantic relationship to be happy, it's how we're wired" and I responded saying that I disagreed and that more and more people (especially women) are finding fulfillment in other relationships and are happy being single.

I got heavily downvoted.

Of course most people like being in a committed relationship, but you don't have to be aromantic or asexual to enjoy being single. Maybe more people would like being single if we as a culture stopped pushing the narrative (especially on women) that being single is lonely, horrible, and depressing and that you need a romantic partner to be a complete person.

[the-tyler-as-in-skyler]

shen bros doodle inspired by a post i saw about shen jiu making shen yuan worse

i love them, they’re so precious to me (they’re gossiping to each other)

[alexandrasstudycorner]

I love getting the highest grades in class.