#bluey quotes

[quinn-pop]

back on my kirby bluey shenanigans <3

…kirbluey? kirbluey

thinking about this forever and ever and ever

[daisymintt]

[Merlin and Arthur babysitting Gwen and Lancelot’s kids]

Kid 2: What’s twenty questions?

Merlin: Well, you ask us questions about ourselves and we answer them.

Arthur: It’s easy. Go!

Kid 1: Why don’t you have a wife?

Arthur: Whoa. Well, how do you know I don’t?

Kid 1: Do you have a wife?

Arthur: Well, no.

Kid 1: So why don’t you have a wife?

Arthur: Uh… his turn!

Kid 2: How many friends have you got?

Merlin: Oh! Um… three?

Kid 2: That’s not many.

Kid 1: Why have you only got three friends?

Merlin: We’ll… um… back to him!

Kid 1: Why do we only see you at Yuletide?

Arthur: Because I’m the king.

Kid 1: Is that why you don’t have a wife?

Arthur: Oh! Maybe.

Kid 2: What’s a king?

Kid 1: Why’s your hair so pretty?

Merlin/Arthur: Almond milk shampoo.

Kid 1: Do you want to have children?

[Merlin and Arthur glance at each other]

Merlin/Arthur: Yes.

Kid 1: Will Freya be the mommy?

Merlin: Um, no. Freya and I aren’t friends anymore.

Arthur: Who’s Freya?

Merlin: No one. Next question!

Kid 1: Freya’s his true love!

Merlin: Not anymore!

Kid 1: But true love is forever.

Merlin: Well… uh…

Kid 2: Is true love not forever?

Merlin: It is! I mean… I thought it was.

Arthur: Uh… let’s play in the backyard!

[ito-itonomen]

Eda: this is what happens when you're not happy with what you've got. Eventually, someone's husband gets it!

[imperialcadetdaye]

Omega: Why did Tech have to go? He was my brother, I didn’t want to leave him.

Hunter: Well look, sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go.

Omega: But that’s sad…

Hunter: It is…but the bit where they were here was happy wasn’t it?

Omega: Yeah. We went on lots of adventures together.

Hunter: Maybe that makes it all worth it.

—

Omega: Will we ever see Tech again?

Hunter: Who knows? The galaxy is a magical place.🌌

[dawnthefox24]

Genji: Hey Jack I think Cole needs some therapy with my Master cause well I think he’s on his last legs at this moment in time.

76: Look Genji Cole is fine, he’s strong and knows what he’s doing. How could you possibly say something like that?

Cole:*walks by singing stressed out * Poor little bug on the wall ding ching no one to love him at all ding ching

Genji: *looks at Jack* See he’s singing a bluey song!

76:.....Okay I’ll contact Tekhartha to see if he could also take in Cole during his one on one with you’re brother...

Genji: You better cause, I guarantee you Cole is now basing his personality off each bluey character

[allhailhu4l]

Quotes I say almost on a daily basis (Bluey Edition):

"Aaaand why should I care?"

"Muffin Cupcake Heeler!"

"You will live to regret that...."

"OH CAN WE GET THE BILL?!"

"One of you karate chopped my client."

"I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me."

"Here come the G R A N N I E S !"

"I slipped on my beans!"

"OH REAAALLLYYY??"

"You two can get married and have bus babies."

"Sausages."

"Magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy!"

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"

"I'm the flamingo queen!"

[dominustempori]

OK but go with me on this, people.

Elaine: Can you help me?

Guybrush: Oh yeah, I’ve got an idea!

Elaine: Wait, is it a bad idea?

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!

Child Y/n and Child Xiao: *Hanging out playing with each other. Morax and the other adepti are watching over them.*

Cloud retainer: *Looking at the two playing before focusing her attention on Xiao* I should probably take him for his lessons.

Morax: *Sips his drink lot looking up from the table* I wouldn't do that if I were you

Cloud retainer: *Ignores Morax and picks up Xiao* It's time for your lesson Xiao

Child Y/n: *eyes widen and trying to pull Xiao back down* No! Don't take Xiao!

Cloud retainer: *Looks down at Child Y/n trying to calm them down* Now Y/n he needs to do his lesson

Child Y/n: *Starts to scream and looks at Morax absolutely devastated Xiao wasn't playing with them* SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!

Morax: *spits out his tea and starts to chuckle*

Cloud retainer: *Looks at child Y/n surprised and puts Xiao down unsure what to do now* Very well then...

Child Xiao: *Blushes not understanding what's going on as Child Y/n hugs him, then looks behind Y/n to stare at Morax* What's a husband?

Morax: *Walks up to the two kids and ruffles Xiao's hair* I'll tell you later

a/n: This came from the episode of Bluey called Hammerbarn. I swear this was so funny to me.

Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!

[minimarvelh]

Peter: yeah, like when my guinea pig ran away. My mom told me he might come back.

Everyone: aww🥹

Peter: but he didn’t

Everyone: ohh🥺🥺

Harley: probably snake at-

Tony *covering Harley’s mouth* snake at-ehh-admired your guinea pig and they became friends

[rosieshipper]

Hunter: Okay from now on, no one makes anymore promises

Wrecker: Agreed

Omega: *sadly* But you promised you’d always love us :(

Wrecker: Woah I didn’t think this through

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick(to Rooster, about the hangar): This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool...! (Rooster looks past Mav at Iceman, Iceman shrugs)

[avalon-knightly]

Ace: "These roses you're talking about, why do we have to paint them red? They don't belong to us."

Trey: "Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you, either. If you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work."

Ace, to Deuce: "Okay, he's serious."

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: If you keep making up words, no one will understand you

Richie: Stan will, watch!

Richie: Stan!

Stan: Yes, Rich?

Richie: *Speaks gibberish*

Stan: Woah! Are you serious?

Richie: *Gibberish*

Stan: I never considered that before

Richie: *Even more gibberish*

Stan: This changes everything…

Richie: See?!

Mike: You’re both crazy

[apathysack]

I’ve been spending my days imagining me and my friends ocs as warrior cats

Ermineclaw was Snailsteps true love, her soulmate. But unfortunately he was killed on the thunderpath during a hunting patrol.

His death was what pushed her to become a medicine cat

They had three litters of kits together, but I didn’t have it in me to draw all seven children in the last pic 🥲

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Young!Hannah: Tooth fairy came!

Ethan: Eyyy, nice one Hannah Banana!

Lex, sipping coffee: Way to go, Han!

Hannah: She left my five bucks!

Lex, spits out coffee: fIVE BUCKS?!

Hannah: Yeah, I know! FIVE BUCKS!

Lex, stares at Ethan: Five. Bucks.

Ethan, staring back: That's what she left Webby!

Lex: Well, that tooth fairy is doing pretty well for herself, isn't she?

[mentalmeles]

Is it possible to miss someone you’ve never met?

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