#bobs burgers quotes

[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

[kitkatdoodlez]

Happy thanksgiving 🦃

[attheendoftheline]

Basically the wedding song

Orpheus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Eurydice: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person…

Orpheus: You don’t have to wear it—

Eurydice: No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Source: Bobs burgers

[giltandgreen]

Thor: Look at us, tracking a wild animal like it's no big deal. Loki: Yeah, I haven't had this much fun following in somebody's footsteps since I started dressing like Mom... earlier today.

[small-tragedies]

What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!

Here are some of my favorite quotes. I still laugh every time I watch them. X3

Bob: I love you, cutie pie. Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than cutie pie. You’re my angel … dust. Sorry, that’s a drug. I’m gonna go. Bye. - Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise.

I just think Bob trying to come up with a term of endearment for Louise is hilarious because he's so awkward with his own daughter. 😂

Gene: I bet when you reconnect in your thirties you guys will get married." - Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise.

This is definitely a classic for me. My sister and I (who are big Logan and Louise shippers) quote this daily.

Tina: Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it. Jimmy Jr: Leave me alone! - Family Fracas

This is another one that cracks me up, and I've actually said it to my sister. 🤣 And how Jimmy Jr. reacts is hilarious. 😂

Tina: See you soon baboon. Wait, spice it up. See you soon, bitch. Too spicy, too spicy. Oh god I sent it. - The Land Ship

This is another one I love and have actually quoted to my sister. 🤣

Logan: Shut your butts, coconuts. Louise: But you said I couldn’t, but I’m doing it. Logan: But I want your butt to shut.  Louise: Oh, listen to the hum of my butt. - Ear-Sy Rider

This is my all-time favorite Logan quote ever! And his and Louise's interaction with each other is comedy gold! I literally say it every day—my sister and I literally say it to each other every day. 🤣

This was very fun to do, and I love this show so much. 🥰

[idyllicwillowtree]

Stranger Things + Incorrect Quotes

[bobsburgersotd]

Gretchen is a whole lotta something S12E18 Clear and Present Ginger

[sp0rkless]

AnD nOw ShE’s JuSt SiTtInG oN tHe CoUcH wItH ALL HER KIDNEYS. RuInInG eVeRyThInG.

[iicraft505]

"Okay, well, words have meaning, but whatever"

[lilylovelyxo]

*Peter and Y/N being scolded by Tony*

Peter sheepishly: “I’m sorry we skipped school.”

Tony: “You skipped school?!”

Peter: “Nooo…”

Y/N: “We were solving a murder.”

Tony: “Solving a murder is no reason to skip school.”

Y/N sarcastically: “Okay, Department of Education.”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[dc-comics-lover]

Batfam as Bob's Burgers' quotes

Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bruce : "My own apartment."

Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.

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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?

Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.

Stephanie : That's a good start.

Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.

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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".

Dick : Ha, "duderuses."

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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.

Jason : You smell like you do.

Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?

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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Tim : You've mentioned it.

Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Stephanie : Kill us?

Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.

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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!

Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !

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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha walking into the bathroom*

Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?

*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*

Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!

Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.

Kate: Who’s Kate?

Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Natasha: Take that stuff off.

Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!

Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’

Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!

Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!

*Clint comes in*

Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.

Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!

[mentally-at-home]

[iaminsideyourwalls]

bob's sandviches (bobs burgers meets tf2)

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”