#dp x spiderverse

[impyssadobsessions]

ahhh Since this POST I've been working on this and its finally finished amg... too many colors! XD It was fun though. Invisi-bros!

[molasses-being-slow]

Ok here me out

we’ve heard of Danny phantom meeting dc but what of the spiderverse??

High king Danny is around in the infinite realms and sees a weirdly self contained section.

surprise surprise it’s the spiderverse.

so Danny being a little shit decides let’s just pop in and see how long it takes them to notice I’m not like the others+ he does glitch since it’s stil technically his domain…

On hq’s side of things there an anomaly that isn’t messing thing up and they can’t find it but every sensor they have is going wild.

Miguel is so so angry? Confused? Not even he knows.

spider punk definitely find him first and just doesn’t tell anyone, or even helps him out to fuck w/ Miguel. Lol

[olivethetiger]

Danny happens to be holding the infimap when he says something along the lines of “I just want a friend who knows what this is really like” and bada bing bada boom he ends up in spidey headquarters

[dyinggirldied]

In a different world, Danny became a superhero known as Danny Phantom, his true status as a human/ghost hybrid only known to his two friends. In another, he eventually ascended into an immortal, a Ghost King. In a rare one, he remained human, grew up and achieved his dream at working at NASA as an astronaut.

In this one, instead of the letter D lovingly created by a childhood friend imprinted on his chest, sat a spider silhouette, suspiciously similar to a certain annoying spider Danny was acquainted of. Instead of showing his bare face and calling himself Danny Phantom, this one hid his face behind a mask and declared himself Spider-Phantom.

Spider-Phantom had a ghost sense that alerted him of nearby ghosts. He also had a spider sense that alerted him to oncoming dangers and threats. He shot webs of pure ectoplasm to distract his rogues. Mostly, he used fists and beams of energy. He made witty (to him) quips and puns and sarcastic comments.

He helped people.

TL;DR: Danny Phantom reimagined in Spider-Man style. Nothing and everything changed.

[the-autistic-spider]

we have seen Danny beat superman

meet batman

be adopted by a DC superhero

date red hood

date [ DC hero here]

why not do that but MARVEL

adopted by tony

date peter (mcu, amazing, toby, spiderverse, comic)

adopted by cap

stuck possessing an ironman armour

adopted by black panther

being stuck sharing a body with a hero (like a little overshadowing never hurt anyone)

just more than only dc

[stealingyourbones]

Jason’s body isn’t meant to exist in the mortal plane. His existence is an affront to reality. It started a year or so after being revived. Jason’s body is wracked with pain as his body flickers with unearthly static, his soul rebelling against being in the wrong plane of existence. The first episode lasted only a second or two but it felt like hours. After that night, the episodes of glitching back in and out of reality became more and more frequent. Jason tried his best to prevent any and all confrontations with his family. He didn't want to worry them that he was slowly dying. His spirit forcibly trying to go back to the afterlife when all he wanted to do was stay alive.

The episodes happen every week now and last a minute or more. Each one saps Jason of all of his energy and strength. Jason spends many days just staring, eyes unfocused towards the ceiling, and just wishing for hours on end for the pain to stop.

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Danny first saw the boy around three years ago. A teenager with a white streak in his hair kneeling on a nonexistent surface and clutching his head. His mouth was open to yell but Danny couldn't hear his scream. The figure flickered in and out of existence like jarbled tv static for only a moment before he vanished.

Danny tried to figure out ways to locate the man but came up with nothing. He put the issue behind him as his new title of Ghost King required almost all of his available free time. For two years he has spotted the screaming man flickering in and out in the Ghost Zone. The man has been appearing more frequently now. He wears different clothes each time, sometimes wearing a strange red helmet, but his position is still the exact same: Curled in a ball, hands clutching his head, and mouth open in a silent scream. Each time he would flicker in and out of existence before vanishing back to where he originally came from. 

Danny didn’t know what to do, he never saw anything like this before and felt helpless. He contacted Frostbite who couldn't find any previous examples of this happening in the Ghost Zone. Contacting Clockwork the man just smiled and told Danny that everything is happening exactly the way it should.

One episode of the screaming man changed everything. He appeared directly next to Danny. The man was without his helmet, he was dripping sweat and his eyes were glazed over in pain. Danny acted on impulse and knelt down to the man to rest a hand on his shoulder to ground him. 

The second Danny touched the man’s shoulder he cried out in agony as he felt the mans pain as if it was his own. God, he’s seen this person for the past three years and did nothing as this man suffered to this extent? Through the pain, Danny promised himself that he would do everything in his power to help this man. Focusing on the man's spirit, He could feel the man’s soul pulling him back towards the mortal realm. Danny latched onto the man's soul and let it carry him to the man's physical form.

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Jason was fully dissociating from the pure agony his body was consumed with. His skin flickering and distorting and twisting out of place, his vision filled with nauseating swirls of greens and purples. It was always the same colors, why was it always the same damn colors?!

Suddenly, the pain became a background hum. It was still excruciating but Jason had gained a frighteningly high pain tolerance over the last three years. 

Jason felt something on his shoulder and noticed a figure in his house moments before the wave of exhaustion from dealing with the episode hit him like a brick: A man in extremely detailed battle armor with a long flowing cape behind him stood hunched over him, grasping his shoulder in a vice grip. Iridescent white hair flowing in a nonexistent wind and face contorted in agony as he flickered in and out of existence. The man had taken his burden. 

The last thing Jason saw before his eyes closed was a glowing crown of dark energy glowing an eerie green light atop his head. Something about it radiated a sense of safety and protection. 

He didn't know who this figure was but he knew that for the first time in two years, he had hope.

[cozy-earthbaby]

Crack Fic - 3 of a Soul

Part 1

(A/N - silly little fic start that I don’t know if I’ll keep writing but I think it’s funny! Crossover fic from DC Marvel and Danny Phantom lol. Also my friend’s oc cuz why not? Enjoy)

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For Peter, it was a knife in Doctor Strange's bag.

For Danny, it was an old camera floating in the zone.

For Ro, it was a book in an abandoned bunker.

Next thing any of them knew, the three where floating in a void. Souls connected. Memories shared. A new world awaiting them...

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A new cafe had popped up on the edge of Crime alley. That in itself wasn't strange.

What was strange was that in the month that it was there, nothing had happened to it.

No robbery, no villain attack, no cross-gun fire, no gangs trying to claim it. Nothing.

And it was making the Bats itch.

Tim had done a background check on the place. It was clean. Weird, but clean. It was under the name of three college students. All going to Gotham Tech.

First was the main down payment, done by one Peter Parker. Hier to a Tech company in New York, double majoring in Biology and Enginering, clearly brilliant. A real hometown sweetheart, much like 'Brucie'. Peter Parker was the prince of New York, and his father Tony Stark was the king. Clearly not hurting in the money department due to his father, government weapons contracts did pay well.

Next was a Midwestern boy named Danny Fenton. From 'small town USA', the kids nothing records aside from his school grades and bare bone medical info made him basically a ghost. Only his sister's local Clinic and filed complaints about his parents driving. They're both were freelance engineers, explaining his own choice in majors. Scholarship money with his perfect entrance scores.

Lastly, Aurora 'Ro' Jasimen. Bounced around the country in foster care, online schooling, birth certificate. If Danny was a ghost, Ro didn't exist. In general studies, having a scholarship as well.

Now the question was, how did these three meet, and why did they open a cafe together?

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The first to check the place out was Tim.

Jason had been not so subtlety dropping hints that the cafe rubbed him the wrong way, and it was getting on his nerves. Their relationship is a lot better than it was at the start, but Jay was a born instigator through and through. Tim decided that he wasn't going to die on this hill and caved pretty early. The background check was weird, but nothing too crazy, but Jay kept pushing. Even Bruce was paying attention now, so that's how Tim wound up standing in front of the infamous cafe.

It was cute shop-townhouse combo, apparently the three lived here as well. The sign out front was simple yet elegant, reading 'Wha Chai Doin?' as the name of the place. The pun made Tim snort. 'Dick would love this place.'

As he entered the shop, the bell on the door announcing his arrival, Tim was hit with the comforting smell of coffee. He was almost taken aback from how homey and cozy the inside was, despite being empty at the moment. It was strange in a city like Gotham.

"Danny! Can you get that for me?" A feminine voice called from somewhere, causing Tim to tense.

'Danny' came out from the back with a lethargic grace Tim couldn't take his eyes off as he approached the counter. 'Danny' was pale, almost sickly, a tad shorter than Tim, with impossibly dark hair and, despite the eye bags, the brightest blue eyes Tim had ever seen. His presence both demanded attention and demanded for one to look away. Tim felt himself freeze as their eyes met, he recognized the look immediately, those where the eyes of a predator. 'Danny' defiantly noticed the hesitation. A lazy grin and a cocked brow rested on his face.

"Hey. How can I help ya?" His voice held mischief, despite the friendly midwestern drawl.

Tim's brain finally caught up. "Hi. Sorry. I'll... Uh, I'll take a medium Death Wish please."

'Danny' looked him over for a moment, lazy grin growing to match the mischief in his voice. "Ya got it," He said as he punched in the order, " Name?"

"T-Tim." The eye contact was making his skin crawl, but he refused to look away. This only seeded to amuse 'Danny' more, the boy sending Tim a wink as he continued.

"Alrighty-Roo! One medium order of Death Wish 'or Tim comin' right up!" 'Danny' announced, rather loudly, to the back, then turned back to Tim without taking his eyes off him. "$4.75, card or cash?"

"Cash." How in the world was Tim going to stake out this place with those terrifying eyes on him. His plan was to get some coffee and work on his computer, he could hang around for an hour or two. But now he wasn't so sure.

"M`kay." His toothy grin was getting dangerous. Teeth almost looking sharp. Fear was growing within him. He had to get out of there. He had to. He--

Not another moment later after Tim got his change, his coffee there ready. Deliverd by an angel. Both He and Danny startled.

A handsome young man with chestnut hair and sweet honey doe eyes brought it out. He was more built than either of them, slightly taller too. His face and eyes were warm and open, a contrast to 'Danny', and his smile friendly. The tension melted away. 'This must be Peter. I can see how he'd charm all of New York. Bet he's a lot like Dick.'

"Here you are! Sorry about Danny, we just got him to stop biting people." His New York accent was strong and playful. The friendly tease caused a snort from Tim and a Dramatic gasp from Danny.

"Petey! 'Att's so unfair! I was just helpin' Ro out!" Danny whined out, flopping onto the other man. "I wasn' doin anything! Swear!" Danny couldn't seem to hold in his own laugh, Peter joined right after. The intimidating aura that was coming from him all but vanished, breaking the illusion of whatever that was. Now Danny just was some attractive, tired, goofy guy, not Tim's newest nightmare.

The lovely laughing that came from Peter and Danny made Tim feel warm. "Right, 'cuz freaking out the customers is 'helping out'. I could Feel the tension from the back. At least he was able to order before you started being weird." Peter flicked Danny's head, earning a groan. Tim couldn't help his smile, the two of them were strangely charming how they acted off each other. An apologetic smile was sent Tim's way. "Sorry again about that. Name's Peter."

"Tim. And don't worry about it. I've lived in Gotham all my life. I don't mind weird." In truth Tim was embarrassed that Danny got to him. He was Red Robin! He worked with Batman for crying out loud.

"Yeah, Sorry. Ya knows what they say about old habits!" Danny smirked to himself as if he told a great joke. Peter just sighed.

"Yes, yes. You're a master of comedy." Peter drily delivered, "come on. Leave the man to his coffee we gotta work."

Danny's protest went unhear as Peter returned to the back.

After a moment, Danny turned back to Tim. "I really am sorry, man. wasn' trin'a freak ya out."

"It's ok. This Is Gotham after all." Tim offered a smile. Danny smiled back a bit tired.

" 'Preciate 'att. Hollar if ya need anything!" And with that, Danny followed after Peter, sending Tim a wink and a smirk before disappearing as well. Tim's face was as hot as his coffee.

Tim got a whole day's work done after that. maybe the place was weird, but it was charming. Even after everything blows over, he thinks that he might just keep coming to the cute cafe at the edge of the Ally.

[jennsterjay]

Since it's Danny Phantom's 20th Anniversary I'll pull this out from my WIP vault 😏👌🏾🎸🌻👻💚💜✨

WIP doodle I've been sitting on since August 2023

This is from chapter 17 of the legendary fanfiction Spider Annoyances and The Ghost King by @oliveofvanders (surprise ^^/ 💜💜💜) Hobie and Danny are trying not to laugh here because Miles has no idea what those two were up to for the last ten minutes X'D

Ya'll should give it a read :) it's really good ✨

[cowboylexapro]

ok i already made a post when the idea came to mind, but im sorry spider todd is Way too good of an idea to just pass up like that.

like, the dynamics with everyone?????

hes the weak link of the andersons when hes really a goddamned super hero??? saving lives everyday????

i know out of everyone hes close with in the movie, hed tell keating first and neil last. keating as hed be beyond confused as to why everything is sticky and he grew three inches over night. neil because, of course, he’d want to keep him safe. everything in neils life is so complicated hed want his boyfriend —who’d never have/had/has a secret identity— to rely on, right?

even if neil finds out some obivous pointers on to how todd is spiderman, hed be oblivious.

meeks and pitts would makes todds suit obviously.

charlie and knox would have a suspicious amount of selfies with spiderman.

neil would first grow confused when todd is very suddenly taller than him, but first suspect something was up when his suddenly tall and strong boyfriend wasnt squishy anymore (he miss the squish so bad).

neil starts thinking hes kinda in love with spiderman and has a Very Serious Talk™️ with todd.

“todd, i think im in love with spiderman. along with you well. i just, thought you should know.”

*insert todd webbing neil into a kiss*

if anyone has any additions please reblog or comment!

[call-me-strega]

Checking in: Pls help me Plan™️

Idk what it is, maybe it’s the new year or the fact I’m still on winter break but I’ve been feeling hella productive recently. I’ve decided to do some planning ahead, so please let me know:

[impyssadobsessions]

Triple Crossover Idea using Anon's idea of Danny meeting Miles after getting lost in the Infinite Realms, let's say he was texting and flying. He meets Miles after the events of the first movie and then decides that Tim (Drake) needs a break and Robinnaps him to visit his new friend in another reality by meansbof going through the Infinite Realms.

Miles meets Tim with Danny, introducing them

Oooo ! that sounds so neat! (Also temporarily forgot I had an ask because I wanted to finish invisibro comic LOL) The three boys geeking out and being dumb but smart goofy heroes uwu I love it. Amg imagine them all doing silly competitions. Oh Miles asking what's tim's power- only to find out he doesnt have any and is like wait what? Tim showing off how much he doesnt need powers XD. Danny like uwu told you he was cool- Miles grinning getting into the competition even more then. "Alright, Alright. I see what you got- let's amp this up then!" "Bring it Spider-boy." "Some spiders eat birds." "Annnnnd a Ghost beat both." "What wiki you read that.. from-" Danny having just bagged three villains while Tim and Miles were competing. "Experience. :D" They all having fun. >w< Its so cute to me.

[molasses-being-slow]

Okokok

so I’ve talked about what if Danny meets spiderverse before but this time what if he or clockwork senses a major red flag in the spiderverse and so he goes in with all his glory just as Miguel is doing the whole thing right befor the chase scene.

so he goes in looks around senses that Miguel is actually messing up MILES timeline by trying to stop him, so Danny just pick up miles like a cat and the spider people DO try and chase him but a lot of them and in shock and he just .. walks away…….

and as an optional thing while he’s strolling through he sees hobie and is like” oh wow you look cool do you wanna hang out later?” Beacause he’s just fascinated w/ him aeeEeeeeeee so cute!!!

[thekitsunesiren]

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[batpham-discord-highlights]

Spider-verse Meets BatPham

Source: ghosts-bats-and-more

Fandoms: DP, Batman, and Spiderman (heavy on the Spiderman)

MF

Batpham plus 3 spiders au: Post nwh spider bros get sent to a universe where no one knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

they restart their lives in a new New York and take turns, resulting in Spider-Man becoming a cryptid because sometimes he's a teen, a 29 year old, or a 40 year old.

(When the Bats find out, a betting pool comes into play)

K

Okay but like I gotta know what they do for names when out of the mask. Clearly they're the Parker brothers but like, are they all still Peter or does any of them have a braincell to come up with aliases?

CH

Okay, but what if it was 4 peters

If we add in 🅱️eter

K

🅱️ eter and Peter 2 are the dad and mom friends respectively lol

CH

🅱️eter is dad friend supreme

Bruce is somewhat happy that he has someone to relate to (???), with 🅱️eter being in the business for so long, but he's still confused as to why there are so many Peters here

K

🅱️ eter: eh, you get used to it

MF

Actor names I guess? that's the names given to them in the spider-verse blog I co-run

CH

Alternatively: Burger, Peter, Benjamin and Parker, from oldest to youngest

CH

Or Burrito

I think Burrito is better for 🅱️eter

It's what the B stands for

MF

Burrito! that's the nickname they gave him to differentiate him from RIParker

(aka the blond dead one)

CH

RIP in Peter

Wait

Rest in Peter 😔

You have Burrito, Pigter, and angst man

Imagine a Batpham crossover with comic Peter

Mr. Peter "I have reset the universe before, have no real weaknesses and am radioactive, fight me" Parker

K

His weakness is thinking fast

MF

YGKJFINS

They have spidey sense but not common sense

CH

In the wiki, his weaknesses are: Pesticides, bad luck, can't drive and anti-venom

CH

That's... That's all the spiders...

K

they all share one braincell and it died with RIPeter

MF

Parker Luck ™️ caused them to be discovered in this universe

CH

Gwen would've been the next braincell holder, but even she hasn't seen it in years

MF

mhm

Tom Peter lost braincell privileges for erasing himself from his universe's memory

CH

Tobey's Peter got rid of it with that dance...

Andrew's Peter never even had it, except for the smort moments

K

They don't let Mom (Tobey) Peter or Dad (Beter) Peter live those dances down

I have one more question about the au: do they coordinate to wear matching suits in Gotham or do they have their variations still there? Cause the conspiracy theorist within every batfam member would be on high alert over that

MF

small variations

to tell each other apart

(also the Bats have different suits, it's not out of the ordinary for them to switch yknow?)

K

Makes sense

CH

It's tiny little variations, but conspiracy theorists are constantly confused, because they swore that Spider-Man just left??? Why is he back????? And again???????

MF

and why does he seem older???

CH

Also, another little fun thing is that all the spiders are connected spiritually

CH

Why does that guy have a gut and is tall as shit, but then this one is tiny as can be

MF

Danny thinks Spider-Man is a ghost

for the betting pool

K

Like clockwork

Just shifts between stages of life

CH

WHAT IF ALL THE PETERS KIND OF SET OFF DANNY'S GHOST SENSE???

Because they're all spiritual and have probably died at some point

Comics Peter died like 3 times

MF

TOM'S PETER WAS SNAPPED SO DOES THAT COUNT???

K

Danny: why do you set off my ghost sense? Are you dead?

Beter: haha only on the inside

MF

Tom: I was in Soul World for 5 years?

CH

Comics Peter was shot with a ton of sedatives and then buried alive by Kraven, killed by Otto after Superior Spider-Man, and also by Wade

MF

oh yeah the body switch thingy

Batman being Batman decides to investigate

K

Batman tracks one Spiderman back to an apartment only to find a whole herd of Peters eating cheap ramen together.

MF

pfffft

there is also a hanger rack filled with other suits of various designs and sizes

K

Trying to think quick they claim to be in town for a convention and they're cosplayers

MF

Batman: Then why did Spider-Man come here?

Tom Peter: To hide his identity?

K

Other spideys ^

MF

Batman: Then why am I hearing reports on Spider-Man changing ages and heights?

CH

Batman doesn't know whether to believe him or not because how on earth is such a vigilante so dumb??? There's no way

MF

it gets more suspicious when they introduce themselves as Parker

CH

Batman: why are there so many Parker's?

All the Peter's: ...large family?

K

A bajillion Parkers and one Ben Reilly

MF

Comic: He's our cousin.

Danny: I heard that excuse before....why does he look identical to you?

Ben: Because families are always identical in blood and genetics?

Comic: It's not like the Spider-Verse is real...

Burrito: facepalm

CH

Kaine: Haha, suckers

MF

Comic: Shut it Kaine.

CH

Kaine is just sitting there with 'imperfect clone' trauma

Dani relates

Batman: Why do you go back to one specific tattoo parlor for the same tattoo a lot?

Kaine: ......

Kaine: I have the right to remain silent

MF

Comic: HA

CH

Kaine sets off Danny's ghost sense the most because he's the spideriest

Danny: You taste of angsty spiders and lots of cobwebs

Kaine: how do you even know what those taste like

MF

Danny is the spider detector

K

Tries to use the thermos on them cause spiders be sus

CH

It doesn't work

What if he could make his ghost sense change how it looks depending on who it is

MF

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CH

Danny, opening his mouth as 17 ghost sense spiders crawl out again, with narrowed eyes: Spider-Man

K

Porker pops up out of nowhere: And Ham!

CH

Alternative to this au, it's reversed

Batpham and Danny end up in one of the spider's universes

Probably 616's

Just because Jameson

K

JJJ would have a field day

CH

J. J. J.: There has been a recent influx of weird vigilantes. Could this be the cause of Spider-Man?

Danny: yo what

K

Peter: How is this my fault this time?!?!

CH

Peter, getting ready to adopt Danny: Ah, I see

Danny is very adoptable

MF

Nightwing: Back off we had him first.

CH

Peter: And??? I'm a New Yorker

Tim, whispering to Bruce: Watch out, he's a new yorker

Giving him Ditko's Peter attitude,, he would be too powerful

Little pissy man against rich bajillionaire

MF

yes

and back to the original idea: many pissy spiders vs one paranoid bat

CH

They're overprotective little bastards and everyone is concerned

K

Batman vs all the webbing they leave around from swinging

CH

To quote something I heard in a video a while ago: "The villains reflect a bit of what the protagonist has; Batman villains are masterminds with personas, Spider-Man villains are spiteful nerds"

K

But then again it adds to the city's spoopy aesthetic

MF

lol yeah

although it dissappears after a few hours

and it depends which fluid a spider uses

sometimes it's organic, other times? nope

they ask Spider-Man how it works several times and get varied answers

CH

Batman: how does the web fluid work?

Spider-Man: Good question

MF

Spider-man: It depends what kind of fluid I use

Spider-man: It's always different

CH

Also depends on the universe

[the-autistic-spider]

dp x spider-verse

danny has very cheap costume (his hazmat suit with non matching spider-mask) and just blends into the spider-people as...

spy-der (he saw this spider pun -> What do you call an undercover tarantula A spy-der.")

he has to hide from miguel everynow and again

[cozy-earthbaby]

3 of a Soul - (part 2)

(Re-post)

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(A/N - Everyone is over 18 cuz It makes life easier.)

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Drake was really starting to get on Damien's nerves.

Correction. The oldest three of the batfam were getting on his nerves, but it was Drake's fault.

It started with him and Todd discussing some dingy cafe at the edge of Parks Row. Todd was suspicious of how calm it was, so Drake looked into it. The usual background check and stake out. The place was clean.

Then Drake kept going there.

That then in turn made Todd more upset, who then dragged Grayson into the mess.

Which brought him here.

Standing in front of the aforementioned cafe alongside Drake and Grayson. Todd refused to go till the establishment had Grayson's approval. The tacky sign contained an idiotic pun that got a laugh out of the oldest.

"Don't know why Jay-bird has a problem with this place, seems quite wonderful to me!" Grayson's chipper mood only seemed to sour Damien's.

"And I told you both I had this handled! I don't know why you need to be here?" Drake complained, tired eyes glancing at them. "It's just a cafe."

"Tch. We really shouldn't be wasting our time with this non-sense. However, Todd would only continue to whine. He's under the impression you're not taking this seriously." Damien huffed out. It really did feel like a waste of time.

As they entered the doorbell announced their presence. A short darkhaired young man with pale skin and a troublesome smile sat at the counter greeted them. Bright blue eyes piercing into them. Damien felt himself shiver. Damien never shivered.

"Tim! My favorite coffee addict! Always good ta see ya! Your usual? Oh! Who're your friends?" The midwestern drawl stood out immediately as he addressed Drake, Smile growing with a wink. Drake in return turned a light shade of red. Tch. Pitiful.

"H-Hey Danny! Yeah, yeah that'll be great! And these are my brothers. Dick and Damien. They wanted to check this place out." Drake was attempting the small talk like his foot was in his mouth. Honestly pitiful.

Danny punched in Drake's order as he looked Grayson up and down, an almost evil grin placing itself on his face. "You go by Dick? On purpose?" The snark was thick in his voice, mischief in his eyes. Before Grayson could defend himself, a male voice with a New York accent called from the back as someone emerged.

"Danny! Play nice!" The New Yorker was a sight, an objectively handsome young man with chestnut hair that almost glowed and sweet honey doe eyes that seemed to sparkle. He was built similar to Grayson, slightly taller through. His face, smile, and eyes were warm and open, a contrast to Danny's sharp watching gaze. "Sorry about him. Don't know what Tim's told you, but Danny is house trained." The tease caught Danny's attention.

"Peeeeetey! I was just askin' a question! I was bein' friendly." The shorter boy draped himself over his coworker.

A snort was earned. "Yeah. Sure." The chestnut-haired man said drily, rolling his eyes as he redirected his attention to the brother's. "Sorry again. Names Peter. Now, what can we get you boys?" The New York accent took on a more friendly, almost playful tone, as his doe eyes crinkled with his smile. Damien felt his mouth go dry. Tch. What a bother.

"No problem Peter! As you heard, I'm Dick, this is Damien, and this is our first time. Timmy here is such a fan, we just had to check it out!" Grayson, ever the social butterfly, was already laying the charm on thick as he wrapped an arm around Drake. "Any recommendations? Unlike certain people... Some of us like to actually taste their coffee." The wink he sent Peter was probably a bit much. However, he was rewarded with a gentle laugh from Peter. The angelic sound made Damien feel warm and uncomfortable. It was apparent that he was not the only one effected, judging by the pink on both his brother's faces. Tch. Pitiful. Truly Pitiful.

"Alright. Alright. How about this? I surprise you two and tell you about the drink after?" Peter seemed excited by the idea. "I bet I can guess pretty close to what you'll like. Just let me know if you have any dietary restrictions." There was a Glimmer in his eye Damien couldn't place.

"I think that's wonderful! How about it Dami?" Grayson's hopeful eyes were that of a kicked puppy. Tch. Unbelievable.

"Fine. I'll partake in this ridiculous game. My dietary restriction is Vegan." Damien tried not to notice how Grayson lit up as he spoke.

"Awesome! Two special orders and one regular coming right up!" Peter rung them up than dragged Danny to the back, who complained the whole way.

After a moment of silence, Grayson spoke.

" So~ THAT'S why you keep coming back here, huh?" The suggestive tone caught both Drake and Damien off guard.

"Wa- NO! I- DONT!" It had appeared that the foot had returned to Drake's mouth. "Seriously Dick. What even? I come her for the coffee. It's relaxing here! Danny and Peter are fun! Also! I COME HERE FOR THE COFFEE!!!" Drake's face got redder and redder as he spoke. Tch.

"Hey, hey, hey! I was just teasing! Just teasing!" Grayson amended. "But it looks like you were right. Nothing crazy going on here other than that Danny trying Peter's patience. I'll let Jason know."

"Tch. Danny is an idiot. " There was no doubt about that. The man was a fool.

"He's not so bad once you get talking to him. He's just got some weird thing about trying to fight people right as he meets them. Peter said it's just how things are back home for him, and that he and Ro have been working on breaking that habit of his."

"Ro?"

"Oh yeah. You guys haven't seen them yet. Yeah. They stay in the back mostly. Very chill. Puts up with those two like a champ. If you two start coming around more, you might see them."

"Huh." Grayson went into thought with this new information.

"Tch."

Silence fell over the group as they made it over to one of the booths. No sooner had they sat down, had Peter arrived with the drinks.

"Ok boys. Give these a shot and tell me what you think." Peter could have been vibrating, he was so excited. It was almost cute. Tch.

Both Damien and Grayson cautiously brought their cups to their mouths, sipping slowly. Damien felt his Eyes go wide. It was his favorite kind of tea! The kind that took months for Pennyworth to get right. And here it was. Perfect, just how he liked it.

Slowly, Damien turned to the puppy eyes and friendly faced New Yorker, shock still setting in. Peter notice and a proud grin grew on his lips.

Rewarded with a laugh, Damiens fetchers softened.

Maybe this place wasn't so bad.

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