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#incorrect cartoons quotes
jessadamsdraws · 4 months
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@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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saturncodedstarlette · 3 months
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Ghost, interrogating someone for answers : I know over 200 ways to kill a man.
Ghost : So you better—
Y/N : You could glue an open jar filled with rats to his face, then blow torch to the other side of the jar. So the rats have no choice but to eat their way out through his face :3
Ghost : . . .
Ghost : Two hundred and one.
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hyperfocusthusly · 19 days
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Sokka: hi, I’m bi. I’m attracted to women because they are incredible and I’m attracted to men because I love making bad choices
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?
Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 months
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Sniper and Heavy are sitting in the break room alone:
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Sniper: *slaps his knees as he stands* Well, its about time I give my folks a call! Good talk, mate!
Heavy: Hm.
Sniper: We should do this again, sometime!
Heavy: Mm-hm.
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cartoondrawer · 7 days
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@izzy-lupiz :) credits!
Wanted to draw something since I’m bored!
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venusleontios55555 · 8 months
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Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience
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common-ready · 9 hours
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fund-create · 6 days
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jessadamsdraws · 4 months
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successful-any · 7 days
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My version of the meme "Would you fuck a clone of yourself? " for adventure time/ fionna and cake.
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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Goon, is hidden:
(Damian) Robin: Please, come out. I promise I won't hurt you
Goon:
Robin: Please, I'll love you, you'll be my best friend!
Goon, so shocked they come out: ??
Robin: *immediately knocks them out*
Batman: What- what kind of tactic is that?
Robin, looking him dead in the eye: Love is the cruelest weapon, father
Batman:
*later*
Dick, on the phone: What do you mean Damian isn't allowed to watch Amphibia anymore?
Bruce: Just listen
Damian on the background: *muffled* Eat the rich!!
Dick:
Dick: Ok, I see your point but-
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report-up-not · 14 days
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Dick: Just don’t accidentally kill someone
Damian: Richard, I’m not an idiot
Damian:
Damian: I know how to kill people on purpose
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