#it's The Office but with wizards

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

if it will keep you from setting them off while people are trying to celebrate. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

... but of course. ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

[spooked-starzz]

*sirius and remus bickering*

james: guys, dont fight. its clear you both feel the L word for eachother

sirius: love?

remus, at the same time: lust

sirius:

james:

remus:

remus: love. i meant love

james: *turns to look at the camera like in the office*

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus looking into the camera like hes on the office while the prank he said would go badly goes badly:

[evyltalks]

Are we interrupting something ??

[dekariosclan]

I LOVE YOU LARIAN STUDIOS AND HighLODLar

10/10 PATCH NO NOTES

[rudamaruda520]

James to Sirius in the hallway: Okay, I am gonna be frank with you...

Frank, passing by: Identity theft is not a joke, James.

[dimity-lawn]

[preservationofnormalcy]

neighbors smokin shit again. multicolor sparkly smoke. are yo guys gonna come down or do i put another round of buckshot through the wall?

Please do not do that. We -- wait, ANOTHER?

Look buddy, I get annoyed at wizards just the same as any mun mun mun mundane human, but if everyone shot at a wizard every time they did something obnoxious there'd be no wizards left. No offense, wizards.

Multicolor sparkly smoke...they might be, uh. Partaking in what we used to call hexweed. That good good cryptograss. Callin' up Mystic Jane for her special sorcery stash. Doing that Green Invocation.

Oh my god.

Burning that herb in the crystal ball. Rolling the occult joint the likes of which wizardkind had never seen. Runic reefer tended by the most spaced out spellcaster on the eastern seaboard. Smoking the kind of stuff that gives you illegal divinations, that wicked wicca-kush liable to make you live deliciously. Skunky six leafed plants watered with pure alchemy, you know what I mean.

That's not legal in very many states, still federally restricted. If you can live with the idea of being a narc you can report it through standard LEP Recon team channels.

...what?

[shiftythrifting]

Here comes Laundry Bull, Bull of the Laundry

Franny has a pumpkin

Wizard cross-stitch booklet

Living on the (scalloped) edge

Austin, TX

[hpseeker99]

Tonks, jumping off a bench and doing a weird skip: I’m built different. Kingsley: Like...incorrectly?

[gipitothefrog]

Ok Office Depot

[ronsharry]

order of the phoenix:

harry: if i had created a wizarding world with this many problems, i’d kill myself.

fudge: do you have a question, harry?

harry: yeah, i do actually. number one, how dare you?

[pixierainbows]

Pixies new lab chair , for guardian Wizards “work and play” room !!!

[del-stars]

sirius thinking remus is the spy in the order and not saying anything versus remus in poa having the map and knowing sirius is on hogwarts grounds and not saying anything

[doodleynan]

redraw of the vol 1 cover for pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[pro-dumbledores-office]

A Brief Tour of Dumbledore's Office

This post is a brief guide to all the different layers of Headmaster Albus Dumbledore's office - what is in them and how he uses them.

Lower Level

Upon entering Dumbledore's office you will find yourself in a large circular area beneath the desk and primary workspace. The walls are lined with portraits of the previous headmasters and headmistresses. A fireplace connects the office to the floo network and is used by Dumbledore for quick official visits to and from the Ministry. This level is also where Dumbledore keeps his many strange and unusual magical devices - turning the entry level of the room into something of a museum for guests.

Main Office

This is Dumbledore's main work area within the office. It is dominated by a massive carved wooden desk with a gold throne like chair behind it that is surrounded by overstuffed bookshelves. This area is also home to Fawkes the Phoenix and the Sorting Hat. Fawke's perch rests just behind Dumbledore's desk, while the sorting hat has pride of place on a shelf above the desk. My one critique of this area in the films is that there really do need to be chairs in front of the desks so Dumbledore can more easily meet with guests.

Sitting Room

Located behind the main office and resting in what seems to be the bottom of the tower, Dumbledore's sitting room is a small comfortable space (with tragically few pictures on the internet). Heavy, well cushioned, Victorian furniture - presumably from Dumbledore's youth - dominates the room with a small cabinet for drinks in the corner beside a window seat. This is where Dumbledore has his more informal meetings - chats with potential donors to the school, difficult conversations with students, drinks with guests, and gripe sessions with Minerva McGonagall.

Observatory

High above the whole office is Dumbledore's observatory. I am unsure what other headmasters used this space for - more space for entertaining, a meeting room, or something mysterious and magical - but in Dumbledore's time, it was used to house his impressively massive telescope. In addition, there is sometimes a second perch for Fawkes up here.