#like jason and tim and cass and damian and steph

[kisnroses]

Steph, Damian and Jason are on leashes, duke is on the light post and Dick is koala hugging him. Tim and Cass are still at large. Barbra is at large or oracle depending on what u like more.

The batkids get deaged one night and now Batman has to round up six toddlers, by himself, in the middle of Gotham.

Good news? He's prepared and ready for anything, including this.

Bad news? Someone manages to get pictures of Batman struggling to hold three child leashes, coaxing a fourth child down from atop a lamp post, while holding onto a fifth child who was koala hugging him tightly.

[svsssfrfr]

I fell out of touch with this friend of mine and got back in touch with her. I call these times pre timeskip and post timeskip. I am convinced tim would fuck with the batfam talking about yj.

Tim: Remember the supercycle? I miss it... Jason: The WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Cass: *Fighting* Tim: Wow, you knid of fight like empress, a lot better tbh.. Cass: Who? Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Steph: *yapping* Tim: Sometimes I miss secret, you kinda look like her.. Steph: She tried to kill me. Tim: She was nicer after that. after the whole thing with darkseid. Steph: The whole WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Damian: I demand you take me to batburger or else I will suffocate you in your sleep. Tim: GOD, you remind me of Slobo. Damian: I do not care about your adventures 'pre timeskip' Tim: I killed santa. Damian: What?... Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Jason: Keep that abomanation away from me. Dick: Come one, the discowing suit isn't that bad.. Tim: Not as bad as Mr. Sarcastic. Dick: Timmy, respectfully, WHO THE HELL IS THAT? Jason: Don't you dare say- Tim: Pre timeskip.

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Dick: Tim, I think it's time you opened up about your time 'pre timeskip.' Tim: You were there for half of it. Like when cassie competed in the olympics against a villain nation. Dick: I- I- I don't remember this as clearly as I should. Tim: And when Anita's parents were turned into children. Dick: I don't even know who Anita is? And why do all your case files just say T.B.C? Tim: I left bart, cassie and kon in charge of those. Dick: The only one that says anything more just says 'I have a spaceship'. When did your team get a spaceship? Tim: Pre timeskip.

[batsandbirdsandothers]

your possessive jason art is so good! i think it would be really funny if he's just fending off literally anyone that bothers his family (bruce, dick, tim, damian, steph, cass) like that's HIS family leave them alone!

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

You know what we never see, neglected reader who is damn near bruce's age. Technically if you think about it you can really have kids at any age, so why people only make him pump it and dump it only when is in his 30s and 40s is crazy to me. If Bruce has I kid at 18 and he is in his late 40s , reader could be in their 30s and be the oldest of the batkids. Especially if reader has gone their whole life never knowing bruce until know or known them in the last couple of years.

Reader is a grown ass adult, whom bruce and the family have no real authority over considering their age. The audacity of batfamily as well, y'all are really out here bullying a grown adult like?????? Honesty if they wanted to they could just leave, like for real. Also technically speaking, if reader is near bruce's age, then most of the boys neglected reader is paired with romantically would be considered significantly younger, and I don't think reader would really date youger than themselves.

But you know who they could date, the league. Reader might be slightly younger but it wouldn't be considered an inappropriate age gap like we be seeing here on this damn app. Anyone only the Justice League is free game for her. God could you imagine what Bruce feel if he ever caught one of his own colleagues was shaking up with his oldest kid, especially if it was somone like Wonder Woman or Superman, the two people he is closest to.

I LOVE THIS IDEA OVERWORKED ADULT!READER

Just thinking about a reader who is an overworked office worker at Wayne Enterprises, the same company that Bruce owns, without knowing that Bruce Wayne is their biological father. They go through years of their lives not really knowing their dad and not really caring, like Father's Day was just another Mother's Day to them, or they would give Father's Day presents to their uncles or grandpa. They never really cared to know their dad and never really cared to even see him. Their mom said he was just a feeling that she had when she was 18; it wasn't too important, and she can hardly remember. But then again, who forgets Bruce Wayne? At that time, he wasn't the infamous playboy, just a hurt rich kid with too much eyeliner. Bruce wasn't even aware of their existence until now.

Just think about it: you're going out on a daily walk in Gotham Park when all of a sudden you run into Dick and his cute little dog, Haley. You play around with the puppy for just a while before you go back on your walk. Dick is practically blushing because, wow, you're so good with animals and you're so kind and nice—not to mention you remind him of somebody, but he can't put his finger on it. The next thing you know, you run into Tim, who's having trouble with the vending machine. You teach the kid a small trick: hitting the vending machine at least three times on different sides, and boom, energy drinks fall out. You hand him the other one while walking away, and he thinks you're the coolest person to ever step foot on this Earth. You catch Damian sketching in the park and compliment him on his artistic skills. He never cared for silly compliments, but yours felt so real, so kind and genuine.

You meet Steph Batgirl; you both are ordering the same combo meal just for you to say, "Jinx, you owe me a soda!" Being playful, she gets you an extra Sprite. You accidentally drop your wallet, and Cass picks it up. She doesn't say anything, so it makes you think that she's mute or deaf, so you end up signing "thank you" to her. She's over the moon, ecstatic even. Duke is complaining about how his favorite coffee shop is out of matcha drinks. You end up buying matcha—a stupid trend—and you give him your drink. He's left flustered, struggling to say thank you.

At the bar, you're out with some coworkers drinking until you and your work crew are singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." Jason, who's at the same bar, catches you. He thinks your drunk expressions are pretty cute, and they all share the same experiences they had that day with each other. They figure out they met the same person, surprisingly similar to Bruce. They also list key traits like how you're tall, your long dark hair, your tired eyes, your slumped posture, and your amazing charm, which managed to make them become yanderes in under a minute. They share this information with Bruce, who's completely confused as to why all of his little birds would be obsessed with you.

He finally sees you in the office, snoozing over a pile of paperwork. He has paternal feelings towards you, wanting to wrap you in his thousand-dollar suit coat. He puts it over your shoulders and takes the workload off of you. The next thing you know, he's reading into your files, trying to learn everything and anything about you, just to know that you've been working here for three years. He learns that even though you do an exceptional job, your mother is the old flame he had during his first years as Batman. He takes a piece of your DNA—an energy drink you've been chugging down your throat—just to realize that you are his blood. But how can he just step into your life without you even knowing him? Any of the Birds stepping into your life without you regarding them— to you, they're just a bunch of strangers that you've had silly moments with; to them, you're family. I have a hunch that they knew you for years, at least more than the big sibling that somehow managed to run away.

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

Things I wholeheartedly believe about the Wayne Kids and why I believe them:

1. The Wayne kids at gala's naturally migrate to Lois and Clark first, even before Gotham reporters. No, it's not because Clark is/was the first person outside of the family that Bruce truly trusts - it's because even though Lois and Clark do everything to get to the bottom of the story, the truth to the story, they are nice and not looking for money or gossip. And the kids can be themselves.

2. (I made this before, but I want to repeat it.) Handwriting. Each kid knows how to forge every single person they knows handwriting. (All of them.) It's their superpower. It makes Bruce crazy and it's easy to prank people... and helpful sometimes.

3. Despite their turbulent relationship with Bruce, they are loyal to Bruce and Alfred. And each other. Not only is it because they are family, but because when it comes down to it, Bruce and Alfred have always been on their side.

4. Jason owns several bookstores. Some book stores are like libraries where they can check books out, some you have to spend actual money at to read them. It doends on what side of town you live in. It's too help youth get back into reading.

5. Tim, Jason, and Damian play D&D together. I don't actually have a reason for this, but I believe it. Sometimes, they rope Jon, Kon, Roy, Wally, and several others to play. Not Dick though. Dick- somehow - always cheats.

6. Dick and Duke's favorite chickflick movies are; She's The Man and the Devil Wears Parada. Steph's favorite is Legally Blonde 1&2. Cass likes Miss Congeniality. Jason's and Tim's favorite is any Hallmark Movie. And Damian thinks they're all insufferable.

7. Damian goes to the park to feed ducks and secretly has a duck army. He also feeds stray cats.

8. Selena loves all the kids. But Dick will always be her favorite because he helped soften Bruce and help give him some humanity and light back.

9. Duke once stopped a school shooter. As Duke, not Signal. I don't have a reason for this. He just did. I feel it in my blood.

10. Jason and Cass sometimes keep an eye on Gotham Academy, where Duke and Damian are. They'll watch from roof tops. Jason will say it's because he's looking for drug dealers, but secretly, ever since the school shooter scared, he's been worried about his brothers. Cass does it because she saw one of the teachers at a Gala once, and the teacher made her feel uncomfortable.

11. (Another post I made, but still.) The only people allowed to make fun of Dick and Damian's accents are those those who are in the family and are close friends of the family. Anyone outside that group gets pummeled or worse. One time, a minor Leaguer made a joke about Nightwing's accent, and it took Batman and Superman to get Jason off the them.

12. Anytime an article comes out ranking the Wayne boys' hottest list- Steph always doodles on their picture and Snaps them with things like; "Ew, since when did you have a stache?," or "Lol, you look like Clark."

13. Cass will join one of her brother's teams occasionally. And when she does, the only ones that interact with her outside her brother's are the ones closest to them. Tim's team of Young Justice hides when she comes.

14. Steph, Duke, Damian, and Jason are the athletes in the family. Cass, Dick, and Tim don't care much, but will play despite being athletic themselves.

15. Bruce has a swimming pool and hot tub. Can he ever use it? No.

16. Selena and Talia have fought against each other. Somehow, they are evenly matched.

17. Diana, Harley, Lois, Dinah, Ivy, and Selena will have girl days. Sometimes, they'll allow Steph, Barbra, and Cass with them. The boys are jealous.

18. As an April Fools joke, one year, Wally and Barbra convinced Dick they were dating. It put him in shock for three days.

19. Jason won't admit it, but Tim and Dick are evenly matched on favorite brothers. Duke's favorite is Jason, Damian's favorite is Dick. Dick loves them all equally and Tim's favorite is Duke.

20. Alfred has multiple scrapbooks for each of his grandkids and son.

[the-undeadwriter]

Hi, hope you’re having a good day. I wanted too request a yan! Batfam with a reader who just stays in their room 24/7 and makes art (could be painting,music,sculptures,etc.)

Hehe, this was fun to write >:)

Warnings: neglect, not really any yandere behaviour in this, reader is gn! Possibly part 1, we’ll see how I feel :)

Requests are open!

Art had always been something just for you.

Even before your mother had died, you spent most of your time drawing on whatever paper you could find, scribbling away with an odd assortment of crayons and pencils your mother had snatched from her job as a waitress.

After your mother had passed away, you threw yourself into your art. In your eyes, it kept you afloat, kept you from drowning in your grief more times than you can count. And, considering who your father was, you finally had the funds to use good materials.

Art was your therapy. Sculpting, painting, sketching… anything you could get your hands on.

You didn’t even really care that Bruce rarely spoke to you— you were too busy joining art competitions your school held. You were too busy sneaking into the music room and learning simple Melodie’s on the piano. Any anger, sadness or resentment you felt was channeled into your art.

You weren’t completely fine with being ignored— no child would ever be fine with being neglected— but you learned to deal with it. At least your method of coping wasn’t dressing up in Kevlar and fist fighting the mentally ill.

Besides, you weren’t completely alone! You had Alfred there to drive you to school, buy your supplies, feed you…

And, for a while, you had Dick. He was almost an adult, and angry at Bruce and the world, so you didn’t speak with him a lot… but he was there for a while.

Jason was the brother you spent the most time with. He was only two years older than you, bright and happy and there. He was a great muse, focus point, model, and brother.

When you made your very first sculpture, a little Robin, he kept it in his room. Showed it off to Bruce and Alfred and displayed it proudly on his bedside table.

Then Jason went away.

You stopped painting robins after that.

Your art took a turn then— no more vibrant colours. Jason had taken that light with him.

That little clay robin now sits in your room, high up on a shelf. Away from harm.

Tim came next, practically your age. He never acted like you were the same age though. He had this… air about him. Like he was more than you. You’re not sure if it was intentional.

He didn’t consider himself part of the family then. You can… somewhat understand his mentality. He was only there to keep Batman in line, not watch over the only biological Wayne child. You never even turned your gaze towards him with the intention to catalogue, analyse, or capture his image in any manor.

His run as Robin brought Steph and Cass in. Steph was… loud. Vibrant. Far too bright for your taste at the time. You couldn’t bear her attempts at friendship. You only made one piece when she was there�� a sprawling city skyline, in hues of purple and black.

When she went away too, you added a single white dove in the foreground.

Cass, on the other hand, was much like you. Quiet. She, like you, had an eye for the arts, but her medium was through ballet and dance, unlike your paints and music. One day, you snuck into her practice and sketched her. Spins and jumps decorated the page you had brought.

You never let her see it.

Then, suddenly, Jason was back. But different. Changed.

He was taller. Stronger. Angrier.

You didn’t know it was him at first. When he finally came back, officially, he…

Didn’t see you. Not anymore.

He never asked about that little Robin sculpture. Never asked what your latest project was.

You were almost eighteen when Damian was dropped off at Wayne manor. You didn’t see him for a week after he arrived, too busy with a competition. When you did finally meet…

He attacked you. Pressed a sword against your neck and called your mother a whore.

You avoided him after that.

Dule was moved in pretty quickly after that, but you didn’t get to speak with him much. He was nice enough, and you knew he’d be a good hero. You just couldn’t bring yourself to get attached.

Then. You turned eighteen. Then. You graduated and got accepted into an arts university.

You made one final painting in the manor.

A gilded, golden bird cage. With broken bars and a missing bird. You left it in your room, for Alfred to find.

And then you moved out with the help of your friends. Moved across the city and into a dorm. Cut all ties with the Waynes.

You thought that was it.

You thought you were free.

You thought they wouldn’t care that you left without a word.

You were wrong.

[microwavesaferat]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes

(Most of these come from quote generators)

Jason: It's nice to wanted, you know?

Dick: Not by the law!

Tim: I think we can be evil. As a treat.

Jason: We?

Tim: We. :)

Steph: *nudges Tim at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Tim? Wake up, Tim! Listen! They're sexless!

Tim: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

Jason: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

Dick: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Dick: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

*Damian gets a phone call*

Damian: Hello?

Dick: Hi, is Jason there? I need to talk to him.

Damian: No, Jason is dead... Again.

Jason, very much alive next to Damian: DAMIAN WHAT THE FUCK-

Tim: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Jason: 420?

Tim: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Cass: 69.

Tim: Yeah it was 69.

Damian: I find it very unseemly of Father to start dating again after Kyle broke up with him. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Tim: Die. Let's find out.

Damian: Is five a lot of followers?

Dick: Depends on the context.

Tim: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Duke: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Also, for people who have listened to Rogues! The Podcast:

(In therapy)

Jon: So what do you have planned for the future?

Edward: Lunch.

Jon: No, like long term.

Edward: Oh...um, dinner?

Harley: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!

Edward, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

Harley: From now on we will be using code names.

Harley: You can address me as Eagle One.

Harley: Mr. J is “been there done that”.

Harley: Ivy is “currently doing that”.

Harley: Selina is “it happened once in a dream”.

Harley: Jonny is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Harley: And Edward is..

Harley: Eagle Two

Edward: Oh thank god.

Harvey: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

Edward: That’s 200%.

Harvey: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

[eznin]

Just imagine 22 years old in-okay-terms-with-the-bats Jason meeting 19 years old murderous-hell-bent-on-revenge Jason

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Teen Jason, absolutely horrified that he not only failed to kill the Joker but he also managed to be re-adopted: How the fuck did this happen?!

Adult Jason, who is also not sure : Idk, Dick just kept inviting me to go get lunch and it all went downhill from there.

Teen Jason: Did we at least kill him?

Adult Jason: Timothy? No, but he fixed our helmet the other day.

Teen Jason: ...you are pathetic.

Adult Jason, still struggling a bit with self esteem issues: And this is why no one likes you.

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Bruce is loosing it with having to find a way to solve this time travel mess while simultaneously keeping Teen Jason from killing someone.

On the other hand Tim is looking at Teen Jason, who is the same age as him and still has a little bit of baby face even after the pit, and wonders at how was he terrified of this dude for so long.

Dick, Steph and Cass just refuse to acknowledge any of Teen Jason's threats and have a lot of fun doing it.

Steph: Baby Jay, do you want pancakes ?

Teen Jason, who just tried to stab Dick with a dinner knife only to have his arm twisted in the most casual and infuriating way possible: I hate all of you.

Cass, already stacking pancakes on his plate: Love you too.

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At one point they consider tying Teen Jason to a chair because he keeps trying to shot Bruce and Tim (and sometimes Dick) in the back.

Bruce, looking at the Batcomputer: So this way we might finally get younger Jason back to his time.

Teen Jason, who was let into the cave after promising to behave: That's an actually good plan, just a sugestion...

Teen Jason suddenly pulls out a revolver and unloads the entire cylinder into Bruce’s chest, who started always wearing bullet proof clothes until the mess is solved and only rubs his temple in response.

Bruce: I told you to keep him away from guns.

Tim: We did, I don't know where he got that from.

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The only ones Teen Jason tolerates are Damian, because he just recently left the League and still has a bit of a protective streak. Duke, because there is no bad blood and he isn't too annoying. And Alfred, because he is Alfred.

Adult Jason can never ever be near Teen Jason or they will fist fight, although the worst part is the psychological damage. They know exactly what to say to make the other flinch.

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Teen Jason does everything in his power to be an absolute nightmare, because if he doesn't he will have to think about how these people somehow don't hate him. And if they don't hate him then there is a change his Bruce and the bats back home also don't hate him and that's too much for his heart to take.

Teen Jason, nearly crying: How can you not hate me?

Bruce, in the softest voice possible despite Teen Jason having exploded the Batmobile with an home made bomb in an attempt to push Bruce over the edge: I could never hate you, Jaybird.

Teen Jason's eyes go so wide and poisonous glowing green that everyone goes tense waiting for him to spontaneous combust out of rage.

Then there is a sob.

Oh, fuck he is crying.

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Past Bruce is a mix of surprised, suspicious and hopefull when Jason shows up again after being inactive for two weeks and is not only not trying to torture them with shakespearian plots but also accepted one of Dick's lunch invites (Dick is just as surprised, he had been making them as a joke)

[uniasus]

I entered DP x DC from the DP side, but i see all this stuff in fics I'd love to know more about so I'm looking for recommendations of canon content to consume (preferably specific comic issues/books versus a run, a movie, or individual episode because i know the universe is vast but my time is limited) about any of the following:

Jason's resurrection and re intro to Gotham

Jason beating up Tim

Dick's & Bruce's reaction to Jason's death

Something about Bruce kicking Dick out because he was a ward but not adopted?

Dick becoming Nightwing

Tim becoming Robin

Tim's relationship with his parents

Tim's beef with Ra's

Tim getting Bruce back from the time stream?

How the LoA operates. How does it use the pits? What's the culture? What's this about Ra's switching bodies?

Talia & Bruce's relationship

Steph as Robin

Jason's bro Danny

Cass, like anything. Is she Orphan? Black bat? How did she join the bats?

Babs becoming Oracle

What's up on the no metas in gotham thing?

Alfred's death

JLD - what type of missions do they do? Who are all the members?

John Constantine - what has he done to his soul?

Damian's clones

How Harley and Pamela got together

Hal. I have only watched one JL media the green lantern was John Stewart. Who is this other guy?

JL's relationship with world governments

I can always absorb things via fic and wikis, but it's nice to experience the actual story to pick up on small things and form my own opinion.

[taylordeerskull]

Batfamily x Kid Saiki Male Reader

Part 1

Platonic, Fluffy and SFW.

A few years later everyone was already used to the constant discoveries of powers, the list of powers that one day Tim had done with only three powers had grown more and more.

Some of (Y/N)'s powers were difficult to control and very powerful , one day Bruce and Clark were talking in the mansion about an important mission, Clark brought Conner to take care of John so he could play with (Y/N).

While John and you are played in the garden under Conner and Tim's supervision, when John innocently asks "Why is your hair pink (Y/N)?" You look seriously at John, Conner and Tim and for a second (Y/N) closes her eyes and suddenly everyone present has their hair changed from its natural color to a dark blue.

"I don't know why your hair is blue?" You ask telepathically.

John grabs a lock of his blue hair and laughs happily "You made my hair Blue, sooo cool!!" exclaims little John, Conner and Tim look at each other and laugh lightly looking at each other's hair.

"How did he do that?" Conner asks Still laughing, Tim shrugs and takes his cell phone out of his pocket and takes a picture of John and you playing around and his and Conner.

"(Y/N) made our hair blue because John asked why his hair was pink" Tim sent in the group along with the photos.

In the group Duke sent a message "So that's why my hair is yellow lol" and sent a photo of him with black dreadlocks at the roots with a yellow gradient "Glow up for free lol"

"So it was the little bird!" Dick also sends a photo with his hair black at the roots and with a blue gradient "It was awesome, but did it happen to everyone in the family?" Dick asked the group.

"I don't know if it's happened to everyone, but it happened to me," Steph says, sending a photo of her with her hair in a purple fade. "Cass, has this happened to u?" Steph asks.

"No my hair is normal," says Cass in the group.

"Wow, really?" Tim asks. "Why didn't he change your hair color?"

"I don't know, maybe he thinks my hair is good enough the way it is," says Cass.

"Jay what about u?" Dick asks.

"My hair is normal," says Jason "Thanks because my hair is already flashy enough".

"Hmm 🤔" Tim says.

"Bruce, what about you?" Tim asks.

"My hair is dark blue, but Clark's is normal and Alfred's is also normal" Bruce replies "And you (M/N)?" He asks.

"My hair is completely normal hehehe" says your mom "My little gentleman is so talented making the family hair so cute 🥰"

"And is not just from the family!" says Tim sending several news items from various websites around the world "But from the whole world!"

"Oh oh uh (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠;)⁠!" Steph says.

"B do you think this will be a problem? (◉⁠⌓⁠◉;)" Dick asks.

"No, I don't think it's going to be a problem, anything Superman will say is an alien thing," says Bruce "No need to worry"

After a while everyone had gotten used to it and the Wayne family had discovered that the change in hair color was genetic, permanent and that you could use a dye to dye it another color like any other hair (Bruce thanks).

As you grew up the family gained another member Damian, a little devil who is very competitive with his older brother, but unfortunately for Damian to compete or fight against you are not very easy, even when you didn't try hard you won, which left Damian very frustrated but also in awe of his older brother.

One day Damian challenges you to a fight that you can't refuse (He forced you) and during the fight you accidentally throw poor Damian straight into a wall on the other side of the training room "Damian!" You say in a worried tone, going to a Damian leaning against the wall.

"Little bird" shouts Dick running to Damin and you who picked up a disoriented Damian in your arms even with the small difference in height between the two of you.

"He's fine, just a little dizzy," you say, holding Damian protectively. "I'll take him to the infirmary, call Alfred," you say to a worried Dick, who nods and runs off. You teleport. to the infirmary and gently places Damian on the bed "I'm sorry Dami, I didn't mean to hurt you" you whisper to Damian with your real voice and a little hoarse from disuse.

Damian squeezes his eyelids lightly "Ugh" Damian groans in pain and opens his eyes and looks at you with a serious look "I've had worse beatings, don't worry about me" says Damian trying to confront you, but that just makes you frown and look away.

"I don't want to hurt you like them," you say telepathically. "That's why I don't like fighting you guys. I don't know how to control my powers properly and it could really hurt you all." you clench your fist and look at your hands "I'm dangerous"

Damian looks at you seriously "I'm also dangerous and I won't allow you to underestimate me (Y/N)!" Damian says seriously trying to confront you in his own way.

You look at a determined Damian and smile slightly "Thank you Dami" you hear Alfred and Dick's thoughts as they approach the infirmary you look at Damian and say "They're coming Dami from what I can see you're fine but I think it's better Alfred take a look at you"

Damian nods and lies down on the bed, relaxing slightly. "Okay"

After Alfred and Dick arrived and confirmed after some tests that Damian was fine and just needed to rest, you were able to relax at night and went to Tim's bedroom door and knocked on it even though he knew Tim would be awake.

"Tim" you call Tim telepathically and see through the wall Tim get scared and almost spill the coffee on his computer, curse under his breath and get up and go to the door and open it slowly.

"(Y/N)? Are you okay?" Tim asks worriedly looking at you who nods "Do you want to come in?" Tim says opening the door for you to enter.

You walk in and go to Tim's bed and sit down and look at your hands. You hear Tim close the door and come to the bed and sit next to you, sighing. He waits for you to speak in a comfortable silence.

You sigh and speak in your real voice, you explain to Tim what happened today and why you're upset about accidentally hurting Damian.

"Hmm," Tim grumbles and scratches the cheese lightly, "I understand, but why come to me (Y/N)? Why not go to Dick or Duke, they would know how to confront me much better than I do." Tim asks stroking your back trying to confront you.

You shake your head and speak telepathically "No, I don't want confrontation, I want a solution Tim" you shake your hand "And you're the only one I know who can help me" you look at Tim with hope "I don't want to hurt the people I love"

Tim looks at you and frowns, he takes your hand gently and squeezes it "I want to help" he smiles at you and places the other on his own cheese thinking "I'm sure that with the right materials I can make a power inhibitor," Tim exclaims, getting up and going to the computer to start planning.

"Thanks Tim, I'm need to sleep now good night" you say leaving Tim's room "Just don't overdo it get at least some sleep Tim" you say before closing the door while Tim ignores you focused what he is doing you shake your head slightly and give a slight wry smile.

Some days later during a family diner, Tim happily exclaims showing off his two new inventions for the whole family "Here's a power inhibitor" says Tim holding up a small white metal headband with two pink metal balls (No screws okay, no lobotomy here!) Tim hands you the headband and holds up a pair of glasses in your favorite color. "And these are for x-ray vision and the occasional petrification rays," he says, handing them to you proudly "Go put it in and see if it works," says Tim excitedly.

You put on the headband and sigh in surprise when the voices fade away. You look at Tim and the rest of the family and laugh lightly. "I don't listen Gotham anymore" You go to Tim and hug him gently, still afraid of hurting him "Thanks Tim, I can still hear you guys, but now it doesn't sound like a jumble of voices"

Tim hugs you back, but tighter, he looks at the rest of the family, each smiling in a different way, he smiles at them, moves away from you slightly and hands you the glasses "Now the glasses"

You grab your new glasses step away from Tim and put them on your face, looking at Tim and the family "Wow is that what you guys look like?" You say frowning "Dad looks so old"

"Ouch," Bruce says in mock pain as the rest of the family laughs at the comment.

You look at your family with affection until you reach yours who smiles affectionately at you "You look beautiful mom" you say smiling at her affectionately.

Your mother gives a happy little cry "Oh my boy is so kind" she goes to you and hugs you affectionately.

The family smiles fondly at the scene the rest of the dinner passes normally with a loving mood in the air.

Part 3 ???

[sicklyseraphnsuch]

Damian AU where after Bruce's passionate love affair with Talia al Ghul (retro comics style), Talia comes clean about that she didn't miscarry. It's a boy. Talia asks Bruce to pick him up.

This was during Dick's time as Robin, already with the Titans but not yet at the point where he and Bruce conflict over his growing independence

Bruce brings home baby dami. The rest of canon plays out with dick getting fired. and talia getting tortured by nyssa. you can guess what happens next. In the interim between dick and jason, talia kidnaps damian (age 5).

the ensuing search is enough to get batman in proximity with still-robin-dick. but the shared grief could either be more cleaving or more healing. coin toss.

heads. bruce shows vulnerability at the loss of his son.

tails. bruce and dick drive each other mad so when bruce inevitably gives jason robin - dick never ever ever forgives him. straight up ghosts him. he leaves for sunny cali and never looks back.

WHOOPS. its tails. they dont find damian. now instead of becoming nightwing, dick holds onto robin out of pure spite. he and batman never reconcile. jason is known as robin by the gotham community but hes routinely overshadowed by dick on a global scale who will not yield an inch

jason doesnt like dick very much but also he thinks maybe he can compromise? if dick could pull himself out of his own asshole, maybe they can talk? *incorrect buzzer noise* jason does not endear himself to dick - faced with a decision of, in his POV, letting dick bully him out of Robin or carving out a name of his own... well jason is a petty bitch and he can get Messy

jason does get a pretty handy cautionary tale. not all moms are great. some moms will kidnap u for nefarious purposes.

heads or tails, does the cautionary tale help jason? heads: yes. tails: no.

Annnnd its a yes! Robin survives!!! jason recovers from joker's fastidious care. batman doesnt realize that his kid couldve died. so he just goes on with it. jason stays robin for a good long while.

even tho dick has a chokehold on the superhero community who are slowly but inevitably getting drawn into the brucedick conflict. jason finds himself making friends with newer heroes. including a weird kid who keeps stalking him to take photos

this. does not end well. tim is at the wrong place at the wrong time. he goes missing for a bit. we can give him the joker junior ending, shall we? for a bit, he becomes the unwilling accomplice of joker and harley. when the ruin of that becomes known, the drakes lose custody over tim and bruce adopts him. jason gets a little brother.

a very traumatized, slightly jokerized brother. also tim very much shoots joker. ala the cartoon plotline. but only after babs gets shot by the joker first

around that time steph and cass happen. jason is a good touchbase with steph whose first boyfriend was a Freak and with her whole spoiler shtick, jason offers to give her formal training and saves her from that Teen Pregnancy issue.

cass... brings word of damian. to dick. she was, for a short time, used as dami's bodyguard/warden then eventually his instructor. dami learns jason's painful lesson "batman is never coming". after cain makes her kill, cass escapes as per canon. but it was a strategic retreat. she knows damian is about to go through the same thing. shes going back to rescue him. but first, she needs reinforcements

dick has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

so dick does successfully manage to grab dami and go because he actually doesnt mind having heroes with powers helping him (bruce has very few allies among the superhero community bc he would lose Badly in a popularity contest with dick, which is what happened when dick built a wall between him and batman).

dick yoinks dami, gives Him robin so he can finally become Nightwing. as a complete "fuck you" to batman. dami is his kid now. also so is cass?

cass gets dragged into that petty little conflict. she dubs herself swiss and joins babs in the metaphorical alps.

at some point that bad blood between him and batman has to end right??

wrong. batman dies.

everything falls apart.

[gilverrwrites]

What Dc propaganda do you not fall for

DC Propaganda:

Terra manipulated Slade. Terra deserved it. (Justice for my girl Terra)

Bruce Wayne is a bad dad.

Clark Kent doesn’t (eventually) see Kon as his own.*

Mera and Diana haven’t fucked at least once.

Captain Cold and Heatwave haven’t fucked at least once.

Guy Gardner is a bad boyfriend.

Jason Todd is ugly (He is grotesque but beautiful like Frankenstein’s Creature, not ugly).

Randal Savage isn’t bi.

Ra’s Al Ghul isn’t bi.

Savage and Ra’s haven’t fucked at least once.

Big Barda and Mr Miracle are soldiers, not survivors.

“Feral” Damian/Depictions of him and Talia that adhere to so very problematic racial stereotypes.

Steph viewing Bruce as a father figure (he’s more of an annoying uncle)

The infantilisation of Tim Drake.

Joker is the best Batman Villain.

Booster Gold is lame.

DC Fandom propaganda:

Barry Allen is boring.

*Clark hate for needing time and space to process before accepting Kon into his life.

Roy Harper not being t-total, and just being okay and normal with drugs and alcohol (post rehab)

James Gunn is ruining DC.

Harley Quinn the Animated Series is bad.

WFA is bad.

“Feral” Damian.

(There will never be a new/next Batman but) Cass not being the next Batman.

(I will also accept Tim Drake but only if Cass can’t/wont become The Bat.)

Womaniser/confident with women Jason Todd. (Excluding Arkham Knight Jason)

Jason is really good at dealing with his mental health/PTSD, so good in fact that he lectures the Bat family about how to do the same.

[betterthanbatman1]

A list of the Batfamily members and the kpop groups they’d stan, that no one asked for :3

Dick: BTS, BlackPink- self explanatory. He’s an oldie, he likes the classics, he was a casual listener and got really into them once they sent waves through the kpop industry. He has a secret stash of PCs. Edit: Steph wanted to get him into the newer generation of kpop and introduced him to P1Harmony. (Pretty Boy was basically written for him).

Jason: Xdinary Heroes, IU — I can’t see Jason as a kpop stan, but if I’d have to choose a group then it’ll be Xdinary Heroes. They’ve got the punk down which I think he’d like. Steph definitely got him into them, he didn’t search on his own. He listens to their music but doesn’t go collecting their albums for the inclusions. HOWEVER, this led to Jason looking for someone more to his tastes…IU— Jason found IU and loves her music, her soft voice and meaningful lyrics really touch his heart and being the emotional boy that he is, he’s now obsessed.

Tim: TXT, Enhypen, Zerobaseone, Itzy — TXT because they’re funny and silly and Tim just gives off txt vibes I can’t explain. Enhypen because he’s like their darker concepts. Zb1 because there’s no way they’re straight T_T. /hj Their music is so good and catchy, he’d really like it,..and their outfits are always top tier. Itzy because they’re big on empowerment and self love whilst also ranging to edgier and mature themes and styles all of which Tim would love. he could use some self love motivation.

Steph: Nct is her ult, then Seventeen, TXT, Enhypen, Nmixx, New Jeans, (G)I-dle — She is a MASSIVE kpop girlie. I could go on. She likes a lot of groups but she doesn’t just put on random songs, she knows who she likes and why, and she appreciates each member. She geeks (and screams) over PCs and unboxes albums with Dick, Duke, Cass and Tim. Steph’s stack of PCs are taller than her arm. She’s a quick learner and can learn the dance choreo to a song quickly, often doing it with Cass or one of the other batfamily members and putting on her social media. It ALWAYS gets reposted by the artist.

Cass: Nct Dream, Stray Kids, Red Velvet, Big Ocean— Steph introduced her to these groups hoping she’d like them and so far she does. Nct dream warms her heart and they’re very cool. Stray kids remind her that she’s not alone + amazing concepts. And Red velvet have lovely visuals. Big Ocean, Steph introduced to her when she was new to the manor and starting to communicate in sign language. She was drawn to Big Ocean’s music and felt a deep connection with the way they communicated their music through sign language. All of the groups dancing mesmerizes her, and she studies them closely.

Duke: &Team, BigBang, Lesserafim— &Team are cinnamon rolls just like Duke and they’re chaotic just like him too (Steph should introduce him to Seventeen for ultimate chaos). BigBang/ G-Dragon because his fashion sense is crazy and Duke is a fashion icon in my head so I think he’d get into BigBang’s music through G-dragons fashion. Lesserafim because they’re badass and I think Duke would like their music and they’re cutiepies.

Damian: BTS, BigBang— Damian is a little old fashioned, he likes the old stuff. He likes having another thing to talk about with Dick. He doesn’t collect albums or PCs but the others bought him an old album and he was very happy about it

Babs: Got7, Riize — A litttle more emo than the other groups. Got7 because its older gen. Riize because they have darker concepts that she’d really like with very cool and unique styles, ranging from pop to ballads, with angst too.

Bruce: PSY— Bruce is olddd, all he knows is “oppa Gangnam” and says “Of course I know Korean popular music!!” after Steph asks if he likes Kpop.

Alfred: Steph’s taste in music because it’s so loud through her headphones, Alfred can hear it anyway.

[reineydraws]

pov ur kids just caught u making out with superman

there's this shot in dunmeshi's living armor episode where the party is peeking between slightly open doors into a room, and it pans from tall man laios all the way down to half-foot chilchuck. i thought it'd be fun to do it with the batkids, and then recreate the panning by making u scroll all the way to damian. :')

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[ditzybat]

Dick, sighing: it’s hard being the only emotionally adjusted one in this family

Tim: LOUDDDD incorrect buzzer

Jason: you’re the most like Bruce out of all of us, and that man isnt exactly the poster child for emotional stability

Damian: I concur, while Timothy and Jason see their feelings as afterthoughts, and fear mine underminded - you, Richard, brood and suppress until the miscommunication blows up in your face, just like father.

Tim: exactly, the most expressive and normal one of our colony are the Batgirls… and that’s saying something