#poly shenanigans

[drenosa]

One rare lazy day in Vacuo

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

~~~~~~~~~~

Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...

[forsworned]

ESPRESSO MANY FEELINGS ft. POLY!TF141

𓈒༑•̩̩͙ ⏤𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗒𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉

𓈒༑•̩̩͙ ⏤𝖺/𝗇: 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗆𝗆a 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂'𝗆 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝗇

⤷ you can find the rest of the series here

Allowing the 141 to have an espresso machine caused more problems than it solved. From making milk splutter all over the counter (mostly Johnny) and a slew of profanities would follow (mostly Price) to someone leaving the espresso unattended and overflowing the counter. And then that would lead to further scolding (mostly Simon to Johnny) as you and Kyle would watch the three idiots struggle. And suddenly nobody knew who was responsible for the atrocities in the kitchen. It occured to you that no one knew how to steam some damn milk and it was now up to you to teach them as they gathered around you in the kitchen.

"This is the pitcher." You instructed, lifting the metal pitcher to show them all. "Fill it with milk , and then insert the steaming wand." You adjusted the metal rod and turned the machine on. It soon came to life, steam shot out and you tilted it at an angle. "And then you angle it at about 45 to 60 degrees."

A chorus of "Oohhh"'s fill the room and you chuckled, shaking your head at them as the milk began to foam.

"You wanna keep the end of it not too far in otherwise the foam will fuck up. Just the tip." You grinned at yourself and Johnny's brow shot up.

"Jus' th' tip, eh?" He shared your impish grin and you two snickered at the dirty joke.

"Let me try." Price moved behind you, chest pressing up against you and his chin rested on your shoulder as he began to configure the machine successfully. Heart racing againgst your chest as he expertly navigated the expresso mechanism, preparing it into the mug you had set out. His warm breath tickling your ear as he aptly transferred the steamed milk over top the espresso, creating a swan with a few flicks of the wrist. He set it down for all to see. A pregnant pause followed.

"Show off." Kyle scoffed, arms folded leaning against the kitchen island as he smirked at his Captain.

"Ye knew how to do it this whole time..." Johnny shook his head in disbelief. Price squeezed your middle before placing chaste kisses on your neck with a smug expression while Johnny and Kyle reprimand him for not teaching them earlier, but of course he doesn't give a damn. Muffled giggles into the crook of your pretty neck as his subordinates have a crack at him.

In a bit of delirium from Price's hot touch you scanned the area to find Simon and snickered at the sight. The bickering three followed your gaze to a quiet and serene Simon who was no longer paying attention, sitting on one of the barstool's at the kitchen bar with his cup of steaming tea; pinky in air and all.

Johnny clicked his tongue. "Fuckin' Brits."

[the-cimmerians]

yes, yes, queer folk using 'friend' for people in their lives with whom they have some level of sexual or romantic entanglement, but you gotta understand that for poly people this is a vastly helpful shorthand because otherwise you end up saying something like 'my girlfriend's boyfriend's fuckbuddy's play partner's service Top's dentist told me that... (xyz)' and then there are Questions

[memoiandy]

Just read another massive post on Reddit regarding the Tav/Halsin/Astarion poly situation. Not going to comment on it any further because anyone is free to play the game however they want... BUT it's amazing how the pro poly folk (I mean the situation in the game, not in real life) conveniently forget some important arguments:

- Astarion himself says in another convos he knows very little about healthy relationship and he's still figuring out what he wants. It's not the same as him not knowing how to say no.

- In the poly convo, he has no option to say no. Even if Tav says they want to fuck Halsin because their frustration with the lack of sex with Astarion. Basically proving his fears that they want him for his body. And then the game acts like this never happened. What. The. Fuck.

- The game does not say he himself is poly. Nowhere in the game is he the one suggesting multiple partners. It is always Tav/player initiating this. I am not saying it's wrong. But I've seen people confusing Tav being poly with Astarion being poly. You can be fine with non monogamous relationship and still not be poly yourself.

I don't want to start a debate but I feel these points get overlooked a lot. Overall, I still think Larian did a half assed job implementing poly and they actually made Halsin's character worse in their rushed attempt to make him a companion and a love interest. *flies away

[skitzo-kero]

Yall wtf I've got a fiancé now

But yeah!!!

@multi-lefaiye proposed to me and I cried (happy) before he could even ask me. I'm a sentimental bitch.

Anyways love you baabbbyboy

[meowsgirldrawing]

Many Kisses~ (PolyAU! Obey me!)

Note: I got no excuse for the last one, the demons just love their human too much <3 (And MC is just loving life)

[l3viat8an]

Not enough people talk about the canon fact Satan, MC and Solomon go on dates to see cat movies and go to cat cafes together all the damn time and I think it’s a shame.

[vodrae]

Gotham city when

Jason Todd beat UFC champion ln less than 10 seconds: Little baby getting stronk !

Dick Grayson walks 10 miles without a pole in a funambulism performance on Gotham Bridge : Little baby is gifted !

Red Robin is paying for the 17 times his whithe monster drink with Tim Drake's credit card : He stole rich little baby credit card !

Damian Wayne draws Gotham entirely after one helicopter trip. He doesn't use his eyes the whole time : Little baby is gifted too !

Stephanie duets Taylor Swift until she can be the Vigilante Shit's chair on next tour and SUCCEED : Little baby has a lot of determination !

Harper Rows Tased Joker's in the balls when he took her brother hostage : Little Baby SLAY !

Duke Thomas starts a children gang : Who's not in a gang in this city ? Little baby's fitting in.

Cassandra Cain without cover having Wonder Woman and Superman buying her ice cream : Nobody can say no to little baby !

Alfred Pennyworth being in every WikiLeaks files talking about UK's black ops between 1930 and 1988 : God forbids an old man having hobbies !

Bruce Wayne is Harley Quinn's witness at her wedding with multiple times Arkham patient Poison Ivy : YEAH ! BE CRIME DO GAY !

Bruce Wayne is spotted kissing a man : If someone says something mean on little baby's boyfriend he won't be able anymore, trust me.

Bruce Wayne is in a polycule : Little baby has this wet cat playboy rizz

Bruce Wayne is in a polycule and his partners have 4 and 10 children on their own : Little baby's wants big family !

Bruce Wayne is spottes kissing with Wonder Woman and Superman in the back of Clark Kent and Diana Prince, Batman starts a beef with him because it's his partners : Who can blame you...But go say sorry ! That's not nice little baby.

Bruce Wayne has been married for 8 years : Well ! It's little baby's business !

To Talia Head, from Metropolis : LITSEN HERE LITTLE BABY

Clark Kent is from Metropolis too : NOOOOO HE'S FROM KANSAS

Diana is the dean of Metro U : LITSEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI

[unknownchoatic]

thinking about how Horror is one of the few sans’s that isn’t bilingual and also how Horror probably can’t and/or struggles with other languages

like think about it, every other member of nms gang (and also crop/farm) speaks another language

like its been a long day and Dust just flops on Horror and mumbles something incoherent in Korean and Horror is just so confused

or Crop is doing angry muttering at the produce and Horror is so confused

even better Nightmare is flirting or something but yk in Spanish and Horror is just so confused like “wtf did u just say to me???”

[forsworned]

˗ˏˋFORSWORNED'S CALL OF DUTY MASTERLISTˎˊ˗

SIMON 'GHOST' RILEY

admiration it's (not) just sex (nsfw) romantic

JOHNNY 'SOAP' MACTAVISH

sexy stretching

࣪ೀ ࣪ ⏤ SAVING SERGEANT MACTAVISH

𓈒༑•̩̩͙ ⏤ 𝗌𝗒𝗉𝗇𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗌: 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗅 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗁𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖺 𝗈𝖿 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇𝗇𝗒'𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁. 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝖼𝖾𝖾𝖽?

⤷ KNOCKING AT DEATH'S DOOR

KYLE 'GAZ' GARRICK

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE

sweet nectar (nsfw)

EPISODIC POLY!TF141 SERIES

failed mission blues bumblin' fool crazy cat lady coddling favorite tears and taunting espresso many feelings y/n loses a bet

KEEGAN RUSS

i wanna take a read on your disco stick (nsfw)

DAVID 'HESH' WALKER

dirty little daydreams (nsfw) passenger seat lovers (nsfw) munch (nsfw)

LOGAN WALKER

crush (ft. bluecollarworker!logan) [coming soon]

HEADCANONS

HOW THEY WOULD REACT TO...

⤷ "Hey guys, I'm with my boyfriend, ____" trend. ft. TF141

INCORRECT COD QUOTES

one two three

[nickismyspiritanimal]

New Girl (Gay edition) Text Posts 2

[shima-draws]

AUGHHH. Thinking about Them,

[skitzo-kero]

Polycule + System Shenanigans

(Grey filter over part of the painting of Caesar getting stabbed; on top of that there is a sketch of black of several figures with red hearts for weapons/hands/eyes beating the middle figure with love. There are two onlookers in the background, one of which is a canine.) From Top-Bottom/Left-Right: Monir (my system; wanted to be involved and have the orb of the statue) Villim (my system; didn't get a choice to be here, i felt him staring) Alyx (my system; actively part of the dating co-hosting pool) Chara (my system; Chara Introject; actively part of the dating co-hosting pool) Peat (my system; wanted to vibe and some attention. give love to peat) Multi ( @multi-lefaiye ; my loving fiance <3 get cherished and adored, punk) Anexor ( @anexor ; my loving girlfriend <3 i got two hands, be wary, punk) Faust ( me )

[stoopystuppy]

C: let's go to the swimming pool V: we have swimming pool at home

[l3viat8an]

Poly MC from nightbringer coming back in the original timeline but MC is closer friends with Solomon and whenever MC does something usually for just the brothers, Solomon is now included.

For example MC goes shopping and buys stuff for Solomon alongside the usual things MC buys for the brothers. Eating at a restaurant with the bros, and Solomon is always invited etc.

how do you think the brothers would react to it?

Ooooh the boys are sooooo jealous. I mean it was already bad enough Solomon could go back and forth to the human world and see MC whenever he wanted!

But this??? Letting him tag along and even buying him presents? They all hate it.

(The exception being Asmo and he starts to hate it after awhile-)

And Solomon, being Solomon lol is always trying to be closest to you. Stuff like sitting next to you at restaurants, trying to hold at least one of your hands before Mammon, Satan or Asmo tugs you away to walk with them.

Lucifer & Belphie can mostly ignore Solomon. Sure he’s there but if they don’t acknowledge him it’s not too bad.

(As said above Mammon, Satan & Asmo try pulling you away from Solomon the most lol)

Levi is jealous, but doesn’t mind too much as long as you give him attention and Solomon will talk about TSL. (Levi’s already used to sharing you so there’s no point in getting overly jealous now. Besides Solomon could be fun to have around)

Beel isn’t too sure about Solomon. I mean anybody who’s cooking is that bed is always suspicious-but you seem to like having him around, so Beel will share.

[thestitchesart-chive]

Thinking about Cyclonus and his cursed polycule consisting of Tailgate, Whirl, Scourge, and eventually Swerve. Don't ask how it happened- it just did.

Between the five of them, all of them except Cyclonus collectively agree that their polycule name is "Cyclonus's Harem". Cyclonus hates the name. The rest of them find it hilarious and introduce themselves to new people with it.