#robin incorrect quotes

[ragingbookdragon]

Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.

Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?

Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?

Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.

Tim: He quit!

Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.

Tim: You thought I was coo—

Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.

Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—

Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.

Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.

Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”

[bat-stuff]

Tim, after getting himself into international trouble: Well then, I guess my only option is to lose my American citizenship for a while

[avamedera]

Damian : Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Jason: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

Before ST 4 and knowing each other:

Eddie: I’m gonna need a human skull, and you can’t ask why. 

Robin: Only if you don’t ask why or how. 

Robin: *pulls out six pristine human skulls*

Eddie:

Robin:

Eddie: *picks one* This one will do. 

[httpsclarye]

Damian: *Sets the kitchen on fire*

Tim, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??

Damian: He’s asleep on the couch

Jason: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Jason, dumps water on Dick: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.

[iamshawn]

Eddie: Where's Steve? Robin: Don't worry, I'll find him. Rbin, shouting: Dustin sucks! Steve, distantly: Henderson is the best person ever! Fuck you! Robin: Found him.

[toomanyfandomsimfanvergent]

Robin: The best revenge really is being nice!

Y/N: *in the distance* or murder

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

[ashoss]

little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

more apron jason

[ditzybat]

bruce: he’s killed people

damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!

bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male

[avensartt]

Quote from Scrubs

[bat-stuff]

*after Dick gets hurt on a mission*

Tim: How does Dick look?

Damian: A little better than you, actually.

[avamedera]

Jon: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"? Damian: should I not have?

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: We need to talk about what’s going on with Tim-

Dick: The stalking?

Bruce: No, we settled that-

Jason: His cloning experiments?

Bruce: I thought he stopped that?

Damian: His hit list?

Bruce: What?

Dick: Dami, we’ve already talked about this it wasn’t a “HIT list” hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Bruce: spleen?

Jason: No it’s gotta be the-

Bruce: This was about his weed stash but I’m sensing there are more pressing issues I’ve not been made aware of?

[lustwithoutlore]

After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

[91-1lover]

What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more