#source: agents of shield

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Okay, so mistakes were made.

Kate: By you.

Yelena: And people got hurt.

Kate: By you!

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Eliot: Get ready for a large file transfer

Hardison: How large?

*a giant filing cabinet falls out of the top window of a multi-story building*

[artemisfowlcodex]

(The team is infiltrating a facility)

Holly: Get ready for a large data transfer!

Artemis, outside: How large?

(Holly throws an entire file cabinet out of a window)

[indybob]

*Hangman and Rooster arguing after the mission*

Rooster: All of my damage comes from you!

Hangman: Well all of my pain comes from you!

Rooster: And I’m allowed to want to save you!

Hangman: I’ll save you every time or I’ll die trying, I don’t care!

Rooster: Me too because I love you!

Hangman: Yeah, well I love you, too!

Rooster: Then why are we yelling?!

Hangman: I don’t know!

Hangman and Rooster: *passionately kiss*

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: It's like Spider-Man said: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Duke: Spider-Man didn't say that. It was a misquote.

Stephanie: There you go again, Mister Know-It-All.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry, after the first year ends: I was taken out of my life for this!

[ladymiraclewings]

Jax: When it comes to disguises, subtlety is key Ragatha: You were dressed like a cowboy

[incorrectuksies]

jack: when it comes to being undercover, subtlety is key.

buttons: jack, you’re dressed like a cowboy.

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Maze: We need a plan... How long can you hold your breath underwater?

Dan: I don't know.

Maze: Are you familiar with the term 'slam and cram'?

Dan: No, and I don't think I want to be.

Maze: How attached are you to your pinky?

Dan: Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear; any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Yaz: Let's just hope we don't live to regret this.

13: Let's hope we'll live.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: When it comes to being undercover, subtlety is key

Stiles: Peter, you’re dressed like a cowboy

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Next time I kill someone, I’ll remember to dispose of the body more carefully.

Leo: No! Don’t kill anybody!

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Next time I kill someone, I’ll remember to dispose of the body more carefully

Narcissa: No! Don’t kill anybody!

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Twice, trying to find a way to escape from heroes: Are you familiar with the term “slam and cram”?

Dabi: No, and I don’t think I want to be.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrect-wandanat]

Yelena: Okay, get ready for a large file transfer.

Nat: How large?

*File cabinet crashes out the window*

Nat: Oh ok.