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Imagine the Damian and Jon age gap but it happens a couple years later like Jon is 15 and Damian is 17. So when Jon comes back, and he’s 18 to Damian’s 17, everyone keeps making jokes about how he has to “wait a couple of months” because Jon’s crush on Damian is the most obvious thing in the world. (Unless you’re Damian, of course.) Now Jon is blushing furiously and avoiding eye contact, but Damian doesn’t get it?? Why is Jon so flustered? Jon, stop acting weird. We’re just going to see a movie. Stop blushing. You’re above this, Jon. Why won’t you hug me anymore? I thought you liked hugs. No, I don’t like them, but I’ve come to tolerate them from you. Do you mean to tell me all of that work was for nothing? How could you do this to me? Just hug me, damnit! Stop ignoring me!

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lol

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Bro why am I here, just to suffer _ _

I don't know bro, our lives aren't sprinkled with rose petals and we aren't even allowed to be upset about it.

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❣️❣️❣️Fox and snake❣️❣️❣️

Таки закончила,не хочу больше с ними возиться,мне и так нравится хр

Скетчи мои кривые скетчи!!!!!

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superman always has amnesia in fics. i want batman to have amnesia. and clark has to justifiably explain why he needs to be by brucie’s side. like, bruce naturally assumes he’s is his metropolis boyfriend and clark is not fast enough to come up with a believable lie before the batkids are like YES, THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CLARK, HE WEARS KHAKIS AND TERRIBLE TIES BUT YOU LOVE HIM 

clark splits time being superman and batman (because nightwing can’t fill in) and oh god, bruce has a crisis because he has a crush on batman

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The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.

Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.

But this particular topic has him on mute;

"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"

" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"

Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"

"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"

Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."

Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"

"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"

Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."

Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "

"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.

" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."

Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."

"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"

"Was that a contradiction?"

They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.

He loves the noise.

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S'more-Tac!!

Körangi origin story vvv

S'more-Tac!!

König’s a factory error but Horangi still likes them:)

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Can someone write a fanfic were gotham war jason wakes up in Wayne family adventures universe and like gets help from them because I can't take it anymore 😢

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that zombie ghost got me thinking about him getting bit whilst trying to contain the infected and then he makes it a personal mission to make it home to you to tell you all the things he wishes he did before he turns. he triple checks his handgun to make sure he’s able to put a bullet through his skull once he has, not wanting you to be the one to do it.

but the immediate evacuation of your town is already underway. and just as the bus taking you to the safe zone passes the farewell sign, you see a familiar build of a man. one who’s face is covered by the white of a skull, staggering and dragging its feet.

he made it home.

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FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

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Soap: Oh c'mon Lt., we only live once-

Ghost, absolutely done with his life at the age of 30: Thanks God.

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Ghost: I hate human.

Soap: But you're also human?

Ghost: That's the point.

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap: For fuck sake go to therapy.

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i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?

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Awesome to see the 141 put their skills to work to benefit charity 🙏♥️

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pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

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(points at adult man) kitty.

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he's like a kitten to me