#❀ 〔 headcanons 〕

[tobiramaa]

⸺ tobirama headcanons

for the tbrmweek day 1: nostalgia / bonds / survival

⸺ once a year tobirama finds some time to revisit his childhood home. a couple of families decided to stay right there, in the village senju had occupied for centuries instead of moving with the rest of the clan to konoha. those were mainly elders and farmers, people who were always in tobirama’s life, and who looked forward to his visits. they thought his gratitude was sweet but unnecessary, after all tending to his estate and family tombstone was only reciprocation for the head of the clan’s hard work. but for tobirama, arriving at his clean and warm home felt as if his little brothers were just about to run from around the corner to greet him and ask “what took you so long?”. when he’s falling asleep in the bedroom the four of them shared, he feels an aching nostalgia. he wonders what would itama and kawarama think of the man he has become.

⸺ tobirama knows hokage’s schedule by heart. he won’t go to see his brother if there’s a chance madara might be with him already. last time he met them together, the room went quiet, hashirama exchanged looks with his friend and then changed the topic to something trivial. it was enough for tobirama to understand the message: “we don’t want you here”. so now he skips the main office altogether, if hashirama needed anything he would just come to his brother, which he rarely did. he also rarely replied to tobirama’s proposals and theories, and if he did it was just to say he doesn’t approve of them or that it’s just a waste of time. everyday tobirama was being pushed farther away from his brother, his clan and konoha. he wonders, when did their bond weakened, until he realises that they were never really close to begin with.

⸺ tobirama was afraid. it didn’t make sense, he won the battle and survived, so why was his brother raging at him afterwards? he went back home alone, took his armor and dirty clothes off and then bathed until all the blood and dust were completely washed off. he tried to recall if hashirama was ever as protective of him as he was of the defeated uchiha. where was the relief when izuna was the one to lose? where was all this anger when tobirama was about to be killed in the name of peace? why didn’t hashirama care about how he was making his little brother feel when he was about to take his own life? it wasn’t really the first time that tobirama wondered if everything would end better if he was the one to die.

[animentality]

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

[mythbringer-mayhem]

Misunderstanding - RadioApple comic

(This is pretty messy, but eh, that's how I do comics ig)

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[overzealous-imagination]

So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend

A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:

- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes

- Tui and La are koi fish

- Hei Bai is a panda

-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)

Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.

Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.

My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.

[nanaluvbug]

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[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

[bats-and-the-birds]

Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

[frownyalfred]

favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.