#*hypothetical

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Damian: Yes.

Tim: Yeah. Sorry, Dick.

Jason: I would slap Dick for free.

[marzipanandminutiae]

"um yes you would have turned around in Orpheus' shoes" no the fuck I would not

if I turn around, I lose her. if I walk out of here and she's not actually behind me, I also lose her. but if- oh, if- I keep walking and she IS behind me-

if I turn around, she's lost to me either way. but if I don't, there's a chance I may win her back

a chance of keeping my love is better than a certainty of loss.

I. would not. turn around.

(but that's why the story is ORPHEUS and Eurydice, not Some Rando On The Internet Who Might Be Coming At This From Any Cultural Background, Upbringing, Or What Have You That Shifts Their Actions Away From What Orpheus Would Do, and Eurydice)

[eevee322]

i would literally give anything to have Alex Hirsch on drawfee bro. the energy would be unmatched. he doesn't even have to draw if he doesn't want to, he could just be a guest host and give the prompts. can you imagine? the chaos of that episode would be unparalleled.

[panelshowsource]

[void-dude]

Hey there Void!

I was wondering,

Does Tad holds a grudge towards Bill because of what happened in Euclidea? Are they mad at eachother in the present day? I mean during the events of gravity falls

(Cuz I was doing a headcanon comic and realised I might be totally off without knowing, whoops)

Btw love ur work, bye!

Hello haii!!

Tad's feelings towards Bill and his dead dimension are very complicated. I suppose he does hold some sort of a grudge but the feelings that bubble up in his head are mostly grief, guilt, sadness, nostalgia and depression. Anger isn't something he expressed as often, especially not towards Bill.

If it ever came to a discussion between the two, there could be a snapping point where Tad TRHOWS the death of their world at Bill as "it's YOUR fault" or "I wish you just listened to me!"

It would be followed up by guilt, anger leaving his body as quickly as it came.

Bill doesn't hate Tad. If anything he, maybe, will be hurt by Tad avoiding him as long as he did. Well only if he finds that out. Which is a whole other can of beans!

Also glad that you're enjoying my stuff! I'll be looking forward to seeing what you're making! :]

Edit: Actually now that I think about it, if Tad EVER got angry at Bill it would kinda be like that one scene from the new Deadpool-Wolverine movie! You know! The one that makes ya shut up just like Deadpool did! Before they started beefing in the Honda!

[or-fi-s]

hypothetical question for everyone:

you are offered an unaging and healthy body. it is good looking, the right gender, all that. it could look like you, or whatever your ideal is.

how young would the body have to physically be, before you decline the offer? this is not about your ideal body's age.

[dougielombax]

I imagine that the Jedi temple was haunted after Order 66.

Even after Palpatine turned it into his palace.

I like to think whole sections were left to decay, closed off to the public and kept under guard by stormtroopers and imperial patrol troops.

Visits are allowed but only under strict supervision and only at certain times.

Some visitors, workers, imperial troops and cleaners report hearing strange noises.

Blaster fire, screams, random voices speaking to them (“have you been to the archives? They’ve got some fascinating new books on xenoarbology.”), children laughing, hushed whispers around the corner, barely audible.

Sometimes those imperials report getting lost or claiming to get stuck in areas not on the map or walking the same hallway with no memory of how they got there.

Some even claim to see living Jedi wandering the halls, even speaking to them. But nothing shows up on the security cameras.

“But he was right there!”

“Well there’s nothing on the camera.”

“I saw him! Clear as day!”

I imagine that even Palpatine heard and/or saw things and found them so terrifying that he preferred to stay in his office instead.

Some visitors and imperials find the place to have an unsettling aura. Even without knowing what happened, they feel overwhelmed and think they’re being watched or something.

“It’s too quiet…”

“Not to me, I swear sometimes I can hear this screaming…”

I’d love to see future Star Wars content delve into this idea.

[elementcattos]

One of my friends made a dark matter catto a bit earlier, so I made a strange matter one

Strange matter is a bizarre hypothetical substance made up of strange quarks - heavier cousins of the up & down quarks that make up the nuclei of "normal" atoms. It's believed to exist inside the just-as-hypothetical strange stars, and due to its incredible stability it converts anything it interacts with into itself.

[kittybugz]

I think there should be more weirdly neutral conspiracy theories about politicians, so here are two I'm proposing:

Donald Trump doesn't eat bacon

Kamala Harris has a 3DS and makes her political opponents into Miis

Feel free to expand upon

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Ben Shapiro: Let's say hypothetically for the sake of the argument you found out your grandpa identified as a pickle. "That's crazy!" you say. But not only do leftist think a man can just become a pickle If he wants to but that it is the "funniest thing they have ever seen". My wife is a doctor and she knows that man can never become a pickle and if he could it would be no laughing matter.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Cass: Yes. Then I could give you a million dollars.

Duke: Aw-

Jason: Cass, I will give you a million dollars to slap your favorite brother.

Cass: *slaps Duke*

[toxicanonymity]

request: what would happen if sweet pea called joel her daddy? <3

Hello 🖤 (Hypothetically) This could be a little messy for him emotionally due to the trauma he's repressed for so long making its way to the surface, but let's skip the angst for now. Calling him daddy is different from calling him Dad (he's no prude and had a sex life pre outbreak). Daddy is widely associated with romantic and sexual affection, especially for a dominant, caring partner. Depends on the context: "Goodnight, daddy," could make his breath hitch and his face tense and he could fall asleep slower, soothing himself by caressing her. In a sexual context it could catch him off guard but also give him a surge of arousal. He could roll with it (then possibly ponder it in post nut clarity). There's really no getting around this: He embodies dominance and takes care of her like she's a girl who needs him. It could be another seal of dominance, and more validation that she's bonded to him.

Have a gander at this new drabble: quickie 🔥

[panelshowsource]

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Could someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder kill MacBeth? Because there are multiple alters in the one system who may not necessarily be all the same gender. Would it change if a particular alter is fronting or would it stay the same due to the other alters still being there?

In this sort of situation, we would generally just be looking at which specific alter or alters are fronting/in control at the time of Macbeth's murder. If the alter is a man of woman born, he would not be able to kill Macbeth while fronting. It's similar to how we would judge it if it was a body-swap situation; for example, Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls cannot kill Macbeth, even when he is swapped into Mabel's body, and Timmy Turner could not kill Macbeth even when he is transformed into Timantha for an episode.

If this man of woman born is not fronting, however, we start to get a bit more complicated, and it ultimately becomes a case-by-case basis based on the dynamics of the system as a whole. One system may feel that the identities of non-fronting alters would play a role in their verdict, while another system may feel that for them, it wouldn't play a part in it at all.

Another aspect of this that muddies the waters a bit is that sometimes, alters will have their own memories of a life before becoming part of the system. Some alters identify with these memories as their true origins, while others might identify with their moment of inception into the system itself to be their true origin, and either way, what they identify with as their origin is what we would take into account for the UBC and BPC. And there are surely several other layers of each individual alter's identity and how it may or may not connect with those of other alters in their system that would add even more nuance to this question.

So, TL;DR, this question is ultimately better asked and answered on a case-by-case basis rather than trying to categorize every system broadly with one concrete answer.

-Mod Anthem

[captainfontinaricotta]

What if… velociraptors (actually sized ones and NOT the Jurassic Park sized ones) acted like crows and ravens? You give them snacks, and they bring you shiny trinkets.

They tell other velociraptors that you are a friend not food.

Once you become friend, you now have a pack of velociraptors that will defend you from your enemies.

[fruit-salad-ship]

The future looks ok, for once, despite it all.