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Honestly wouldn't mind dating them... I had to say this anon maybe they won't see but like I'm not gonna ask that's weird I don't even know their age
#cough..#totally not targeted#hehe#haha#....#jirai girl#jirai kei#jirai lifestyle#jiraiblr#landmine jirai#landmineblr#jiraiblogging#landmine girl#landmine type#jirai onna
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there is nothing better than a man with brown eyes and a slutty waist
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Y-y-y-y-y-you, it's you!!
No one look good with me but you!!
Y-y-y-y-y-you, it's you!!
No one look good with me but you!!
Girl, you got me smilin'
When I'm lookin' at ya, I don't wanna fall in
Girl, you got me smilin'
When I'm lookin' at ya, I don't wanna fall in
Ain't nobody takin' you away from me, baby, I promise...
#uzi's inner bi-as#uzi's lyrics#lyric post#lyrics#murder drones introject#introject#murder drones fictive#fictive#there are probably alot of variations and ship names..#uh..#cough..
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Mmmann boobs..
Moobs..
Man tits..
jdjekajgkdnnfajfnvmzjrhtjf!!!
(Guys I'm okay trust)
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Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane
Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?
Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.
Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.
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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?
Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.
Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.
Damian: It is not.
Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper
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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy
Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?
Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh
Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect
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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-
Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?
Bruce:
Bruce: Carry on
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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:
Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:
Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?
Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys
#cass won because she copied the bat's mannerisms perfectly#meanwhile Dick had the most resemblance#bruce wayne#jason todd#batman#superbat#dick grayson#clark kent#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#dc#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin dc#dc robin#signal dc#batgirl#batfam headcanons#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfamily#dc comics#jokes aside we all know who's not winning a nightwing lookalike competition#bruce cough cough
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#farcille#marcille donato#falin#not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff#sorry cough im. normal#my artwork#rkgk#winged lion#theres not even a ship tag for them im sick#lios..?#laion#😭
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crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,
#opening the shutters to let some light in#coughing as clouds of dust fill the air#my house is still here#only vaguely changed#it will take time to rid this home of the mark of my departure#but that is a task i will undergo with pride#ANYWAAAAAY HI GUYS#tiktok ban#tiktok#tiktok refugees#stelle.txt
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Big fan of characters who “kill” their younger selves. Characters who resent the past version of themselves for letting them get hurt, who look at that kid and feel revolted by the foreignness of it. Characters who feel they have to cut the child out of them like a tumor because it’s hurting them too much and if I don’t kill you you’ll kill me. Nearly nothing remaining of that past self but for the little connections and mannerisms they can’t kick, and when it shines through, it’s a terrible, tragic thing, because the child is still in there. It’s in there and it’s grotesque in its suffocation. But it’s there.
#also a big fan of people from their past who love them whether they’re the same person they were deep down or if there’s nothing left cough#star wars#star wars prequels#the clone wars#tcw#anakin skywalker#because obviously#arcane#arcane jinx#jinx arcane#powder arcane#arcane powder#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#hunger games#hg#tbosas#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#honestly this could be any of the Yellowjackets but especially shauna that girl gots problems#my post#blue rambles
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Jesus Christ, we really are back in the roaring 20s.
#us politics#disability#The antibiotic cure for TB was developed in 1944#There's a vaccine but it's not commonly given in the USA#Do not panic but please consider masking up if you have a cough
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rafael the 12 year old of all time. he should’ve been on hypixel bedwars
soundwave was not in fact hacking
#when i was 12 i was getting raging mad in bedwars and naturally im channeling that into raf#i have amassed an impressive 500+ beds lost in that game#good times. so many memories#me when I combine my two very specific interests#lil fun fact but if my ocs had usernames they would be what they are in here heh heh#transformers#maccadam#transformers prime#tf prime#tfp#tfp raf#tfp bumblebee#soundwave#tfp soundwave#zorangetf#fanart#bedwars#hypixel#minecraft#gamerwave#its so funny to me how absolutely cracked raf is in this show. singlehandedly overthrows the decepticon security system#hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby aah
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"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status
"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
#i like a good ship as much as the next guy. in fact im mostly a shipper but good lord this phrase pisses me off sometimes#especially when its a relationship that canonically is explicitly platonic to highlight the importance of platonic relationships. COUGH#malevolent#COUGH. <- i ship private eyes. i dont have an issue with it. i think its just when people phrase like that specifically that its a bit HHHH#uhm uhm uhhhh. slips.#jayvik#WOAH. how did that get there (obligatory: i literally ship them. again its just.. the phrasings kind of insanely dismissive of friendships)#amatanormativity#fandom critical#fandom discourse#txt#johnlock#<- AS IN LITERATURE. LIKE. LIKE NOT BBC SPECIFIC (BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUEERBAIT I'M AFRAID)#sashannarcy#<- theyre like. in a polycule to me but that doesnt mean their canonical friendship isnt worth celebrating#dare i say#bnha#mha#rwby#<- I SHIP BUMBLEBY THIS IS NOT ABOUT THEM#lord of the rings#<- again not the ships specifically thats the issue but its just the implication that a romantic reading is like inherently superior#to a platonic one#this isnt even a critique of shipping. i think shippings fine as long as youre willing to acknowledge its not inherently canon (and doesn't#have to be) and dont invalidate or devalue non romantic interpretations#9/6/25 update:#DELTARUNE
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Twin jades and their impeccable taste in men
#mdzs#lucky loser art#lan xichen#jin guangyao#xiyao#lan wangji#wei wuxian#wangxian#this is like a second time I’ve drawn wwx#lmao#lan qiren is coughing blood in the background#art#mo dao zu shi
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has this been done yet
#danny phantom#dp#shitpost#technus#sorry if this has alreayd been made I haven't been on tumblr much lately OOPS#I'm not dead though#unlike um. *cough*#this was made only to amuse myself and 1 other person so. if other people like this then it's a bonus LOL#my art#technically. if you could call it that
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
#historians are out there beefing with ppl who died over 200 years ago. good for them#history#history memes#this isn’t really about anyone in particular#but I did read the most hilariously bitter takes on alexander I#not that it’s hard to poke fun at his vanity and indicisive nature but like. he was just a poor little meow meow#although I have some weird grudges against dead ppl as well *cough* Catherine II *cough*
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