#Jon kents

[spider-jaysart]

Ridiculous headcanon that when Jon was really young, he was the type of chaotic little kiddo that would literally run around everywhere in the house, even when he's told to stop by Clark and Lois, and then he always ends up hitting himself everywhere on his body on everything every time, causing him to cry a little after accidentally doing so all the time....

And then after a couple of minutes, he just gets up and continues to keep running around again anyways as if it didn't just happen

(I can also see this being a thing with Damian too lol, except Damian learns to stop doing it sooner than he does as he gets a little older)

I could also just imagine them both meeting eachother during those chaotic times and literally just bonding over the fact that they like to run around all over the freaking dang place even when their parents tell them no, like afsnsfgggghegegf

They even had to go get their older brothers to go catch them because they were both just running around like crazy everywhere together like if they were the freaking Flash duo or something

Alfred is the only one that can stop those chaotic kiddos and get them to actually sit down and relax

Both families always questions how he even does it, like they literally have no idea

And it's because he makes the best cookies and if they don't listen to him and behave, they ain't getting none at all

After finding this out, they finally got the kids to stop doing it by always telling them they won't get any of Alfred's cookies or other sweet treats if they keep running around the house, which finally worked for them, making them both stop and grow out of their crazy running habits

[arttuff]

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

[randoparody]

(everybody is okay)

[evaningotham]

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

[kal8elle]

Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

[comics-centalx]

That's right. You better run.

[allthegothihopgirls]

i want to believe that the other batboys get so caught up in how damian NEVER acts like a normal child, that whenever they see him engaging in regular kid activities™ everyone is on high alert whilst trying to preserve the moment.

tim's with kon and they walk past jon's room to see him and damian playing toy cars? they start walking faster until they're a safe distance away, to stop in their tracks and share a mutual "what the fuck???"

jason and damian are arguing, something jason says strikes a nerve, and damian just stops and breaks the stoic act. jason has NO clue what to do with himself, because nothing he's ever said has gotten a non-violent reaction out of the kid.

dick's taking damian to the cinemas, and lets him pick what they watch. damian picks a kids movie, and doesn't make comments about it seeming 'childish' or 'boring', instead he looks genuinely interested. dick goes along with it but is really taken aback.

damian's patrolling with the other boys, and sustains a mild injury. everyone's used to him fixing himself up and never making a big deal out of it. they've seen him break bones and refuse medical attention, mainly because of how the league trained him. so when they get back to the batcave, and are all getting fixed up in the infirmary, everyone's shocked when damian, sitting to the side about to patch himself up, starts crying, because he's exhausted and hurt.

whenever the boys see damian asleep anywhere but his room, they make sure to tip-toe past and tell the others not to wake him. usually when this happens it's because he's been so exhausted, that he's sat down to watch a show, been playing with titus, or doing schoolwork, and he's just fallen asleep in the middle of it. afterwards, dick especially, makes sure that damian's sleeping enough, which is hard, because no one can tell that he's tired until he physically passes out.

[snow-bees]

Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[hehether]

Batboys with their sometimes-disappeared in Speedforce/ blown up at Sanctuary/ died after beating the shit out of Superboy-Prime/ imprisoned by a twisted version of his dad/ killed after losing a fcking global vote-besties

[yrkhn]

hug( old sketch

[reebmiester]

apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

[ktkat99]

The real reason so many Kryptonians pair up with the Bats or Birds is because someone needs to put them in air jail when they start getting nippy and no one else is as indestructible as they are.

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[sully-s]

Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day

[kkurensia]

some recent stuff :]