#Red richards

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

Clobberrin´ Time #1

Marvel

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Tony: Remember when we gaslighted Steve so we could destroy a whole dimension before it colapsed with ours therefore avoiding a bigger number of casualities but also killing milions.

Reed: Yes. It was a low move.

Tony: Remember how I got the whole blame even tho you were just as responsable as I was?

Reed: It wasn't exactly like that-

Tony: Well, dear friend, I got my revenge.

Reed: Oh fu-freak. Are you in another villanous phase?

Tony: Worse.

Reed: I don't understand.

Tony: I'm dating your ex.

Reed: What? I have no exes. My heart was always and only Sue's.

Tony: See was that denial that made you two break up.

Reed: If I keept saying to her I wasn't her boyfriend then I'm cleary not her ex.

Tony: Normally yes, but you somehow got to date him while lying that this wasn't the case.

Reed: Him?

Tony: I got the crown, bitch.

Reed: Are you... are you dating Doom?

Tony: Vicbabe is really hot.

Reed: That's terrfying.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Friendly reminder that in a truly sibling display of affection, the bat siblings MUST bully eachother (lovingly)

Jason: I call shotgun

Dick: no

Jason: I said it first!

Dick: I was here first

Jason: you’re going to make your brother, your once dead little brother, ride in the back? I knew you hated me dickhead. I knew it! Bet you wish I was dead!

Dick: if you keep talking like that I’ll just stuff you in trunk like a good corpse

Tim: *already sat in passengers seat*

Damian: *is in the drivers seat*

Dick and Jason: oh hell no

[marmaladeclown]

jason being cast as tiny tim bc he was the smallest 15 yr old in his theatre class (based on that hc that he was small af before he died, & when he came back to life he shot up like a tree)

based on this post i saw on tt:

[batfamilycannons]

A daily occurrence

Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!

Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.

Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?

[nightwolf14292]

I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

[shit-talker]

Au where damian rocks up to gotham but jason didnt come back and just decided to go to university in Europe without telling anyone he's alive.

Dick, after Damian called Jason, a mean name : Damian, you cant talk about the dead like that, it's really rude.

Damian, who knows Jason's alive and figures the batfam just really hates Europeans : ...ok.

[mylifeingotham]

[borntolatetohaveaname]

"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

[nightmareglitter]

Lots of stories in the Justice League start with "Unfortunately, Robin was bored". Yes, this applies to every Robin

[saltedcherri]

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

Clobberin´ Time #1

Marvel

[bat-stuff]

Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

[frogaroundandfindout]

Au where Dick puts a tracking chip in his brothers necks because he grew up with Batman and thinks it’s normal. His siblings, freaks just like him, are a little disturbed but mostly trying to hold back tears because omg he cares so much!!!!!

[anaxxkin]

This photo 😭

[hehether]

Messing up with Timmy is the main, protecting secret identity is secondary