#arkham quotes

[batmanie]

Three moods of Riddler

Scarecrow: what do you want from me, Edward?

Riddler(offended): nothing.

Riddler(furious): everything!

Riddler(desperate): anything at all?

[theredhood-jasontodd]

Jason: I need to get something of my chest

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: *has control of the Arkham PA system

Jason: Just a reminder, to all inmates…

Jason: …if you ever feel safe, just remember I’m out there.

[soybean-official]

Being surpassed by one's own child, is the most coveted form of defeat.

[sanguinessunflower]

Y/N:"You were late."

Jason:"Most people would be glad I never came."

Y/N:"Not me."

[iwannabealice]

part 2

[mylifeingotham]

Damian calls Dick

Damian- Hey, wait while you're out could you pick up some chocolate syrup and paper towels?

Dick- Damian, this isn't a shopping trip. This is a manhunt slash rescue mission

Damian- Okay, just when you're done or whenever it's convenient. I just thought cause you're out

Dick- Damian, I’m obviously gonna get that that stuff for you so just shut up

[froot-batty]

There is even a fair number of direct comparisons to be drawn between those organs of a house and those of a human body.

[coffee-latte-sprite]

Jason: There is only one thing I would change about you

Y/N: *offended gasp*

Jason: Your last name

Y/N: *flustered mess*

Pt. 2

[batmanie]

Riddler: I thought, you were nearly blind, Crane. Last time you even asked me to thread a needle for you.

Scarecrow: …so I could repair your favorite shirt.

Riddler: And not to watch me take it off?

[theredhood-jasontodd]

Y/N : Buy me cute underwear and I will let you see me wearing it.

Jason: If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

[fanaticalthings]

I remember seeing posts about Jason's goons being older than him and them realizing "Oh fuck, our boss is a child"

And now I'm just thinking about Jason venting to them every now and then because they're all collectively like "idk where this kid's parents or emotional support beams are, so ig it'll just be us"

So just imagine Jason returning to his base after a heated argument with Bruce and immediately going to his goons to wail about how badly he's been wronged

Jason, sobbing: And he just doesn't get it! *Sniff* I just wanted him to avenge me to prove he still loves me!

Goon #47, rubbing Jason's back: Mhmm

Jason: A-And I don't even ask for much! I just want him to bash in the skull of the man who killed me! Is that such a hard request?

Goon #47, texting the goon gc and telling them all to get their shit ready cuz theyre about to serve some roasted bat for dinner with a side of clown: Not at all, boss :)

[poisonousquinzel]

ngl real missed opportunity by DC to let Harley and Mr. Freeze become friends during her primary villain arc (btas or other) cause tbh I can't imagine he'd enjoy sitting in his cell listening to Joker brag about all the ways he's cruel, abusive and uncaring towards Harley, a woman who loves him, while Victor's entire goal is to save his wife who he loves dearly ya know ???? and it's not like all of them haven't been locked up together, the other rogues Know. Joker's not like most abusers who try to keep it behind closed doors, he's very public with his abuse.

And just that feeling of like "I am doing everything I can to save my wife, I have become a criminal and have done awful things in the name of love and I just want nothing more than to have her back and You Have Someone Who Loves You That Much, That Much To Become A Criminal As Well And You Repay That Love By ABUSING HER."

[batsbr]

[bobert-man]

The recent update for the Suicide Squad game has an unlockable Polka dot man grenade. The description for which features the first Abner quote since 2022. Canonical Monopoly fan Abner Krill

[ghost-bxrd]

Cyr here to report, ma'am. You ask, I deliver:

A Challenge To The Dark

shot in the eye shot in the brain shot in the ass shot like a flower in the dance

amazing how death wins hands down amazing how much credence is given to idiot forms of life

amazing how laughter has been drowned out amazing how viciousness is such a constant

I must soon declare my own war on their war I must hold to my last piece of ground I must protect the small space I have made that has allowed me life

my life not their death my death not their death…

my life not their death

my death not their death…