#billy asks

[smashlovesscream]

I saw this on Twitter and decided you needed to experience this as well

Stuilly coded- change my mind

[bottom text is Billy btw]

HEHEHEE YEP. I agree with this statement

Stu walking into the kitchen and seeing Billy put food away, "You need any help there Bills?" cause Billy has bags in his hands

"What? No." Billy mumbling as he closes the fridge door with his hips (such a queer) then it's quiet, oddly quiet...

"Holy shit, that was such a mom move-" Stu starts to giggle "Hey, Ma, did you get me any ice cream I asked for?"

"No, I got you a belt that I'm gonna beat your face in with."

[mellybabbles-reblogs]

I HAVE MOREEEEEEEE- *Dumps a dump truck’s worth of monocles onto Shattered*

Heh- alright I’m done

*Pats Shattered somehow*

(holy shit that's a lot of monocles. *begins to eat them*)

Why are you like this...

why me. It's too early for this.

[spideyhexx]

Love triangle with Billy the Kid, reader, and Pat Garett 😱😱

anon listen. I’ve been mulling this over in my head since you sent it and I have this little series planned and this is gonna play into it so haha…be ready :)😈

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

[redsray]

Wayne gala but all of the batkids were forced to go so now they are SET on giving Bruce the biggest headache ever while also entertaining themselves. read: they have a bet going on who can have the most ridiculous headline in the paper the next morning. some honourable mentions include:

Bruce Wayne's (il?)legal Ward(?) Stephanie Brown Claims to 'Always Have at Least Three of Bruce's Wallets' on Her Person. (With Interview! "Always have to be prepared, y'know? S'not like he'll notice one is missing.")

Eldest Wayne Son Richard Grayson Seen Falling Face First Into the Chocolate Fountain at Recent Charity Gala: Proceeds to Get Back Up, Laugh it Off and Return Thirty Seconds Later Unphased. (With Bonus Interview! "My hair just falls back into place perfectly, even after exposed to melted chocolate 30 seconds beforehand.")

Jason Todd-Wayne's First Public (Official!) Appearance Since He Returned: Everything You Need to Know, From Claims of An Alien Kidnapping to Punching the Newly-Hired Bartender! (With Exclusive Interview: "He looked at Cass weird. Creep. Should send him to those aliens.")

Bruce Wayne's Youngest Damian Wayne Denies Bringing Mysterious Pets to Recent Gala; Allegedly Does Not Notice the Hoard of Animals Hidden Behind Him, Including a Cow. (With New Interview: "Pets? Here? Foolish. All of my pets are safely in their wing of the manor. Do not disrespect their name.")

Timothy Drake-Wayne and His Gala Experiences: Wayne Middle Child Is Caught Falling Asleep At Multiple Tables During the Charity Gala, Claims to 'Not Know What Sleep Is' When Asked. (Bonus Interview! "Sleeping? At tables? Please, I have some class. What even is sleep? Is this a new social custom I am unaware of?")

see also: Timothy Drake-Wayne Denies Ownership of Skateboard Placed Under Bruce Wayne's Chair Despite His Name Clearly Etched On the Back.

Bruce Wayne's Newest Ward Duke Thomas Accidentally Spills Punch On His Guardian; Proceeds to Make Wayne Thank Him Because 'That Suit Was A Fashion Disaster'. (With Exclusive Interview: "That suit looked like it was picked out by Dick. That's not a good thing. It looked better with punch spilt on it.")

Eldest Daughter of Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Reported Hiding Behind Each of Her Siblings in Succession Throughout the Recent Gala; When Asked, Each Sibling Denied Seeing The Young Woman. (With Added Interview: "Fun game. Hide and seek, with paparazzi. Fun to scare.")

[ghostboidanny]

I've seen a few times in Dp x DC fics when Danny is first introduced to the Justice League and meets Captain Marvel, that they both know the other is actually a kid and not an immortal being, but pretends to be old friends so as to not be outed and tricks the JL together.

Now I bring you, neither of them know the other is a kid and both Actually think the other is immortal but still somehow ends up pretending to be besties. How? Time travel.

This is their actual first meeting, but in the future, Danny will time travel back to the past and meet past Champions of Magic. Billy, as the current Champion of Magic, has inherited the knowledge of these meetings, but thinks they happened chronologically = Phantom is immortal. So he use that knowledge to bullshit his way into pretending he's been all those old Champions and greets Danny as an old friend to sell his Old as Shit act before the JL.

Danny in turn doesn't know about those past meetings but he Does know about time travel. So when Captain Marvel greets him like an old friend and start recounting their different meetings throughout history, Danny assumes he's gonna time travel and do all those things one day (accurately). But he's pretending to be immortal, not a time traveling teen, and so has to pretend that he Totally Remembers That One Time In Greece, Yup!

[timbit-robin-art]

Uh-oh. Watch out. Goober-esque goofiness is afoot (possible sticker ideas).

[spacedace]

dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:

Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.

Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.

She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.

“WATCH THE ROAD!”

“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”

[goosita]

idk idk thinkin about billy’s hands

the way his palms are rough and dry and his fingers have calluses that catch on your skin. his hands are always so warm, so gentle with you wherever they land on your body. he touches you like you’re the finest piece of pottery he’s ever been given, as if one wrong move could put a crack in your pretty glaze.

those same hands that slide soothingly down your arms, leaving goosebumps in their wake despite the warm sun outside. he’s pressed against your back, his chest broad and firm behind you and you can feel billy’s breath behind your ear when he praises you. “good job, honey. keep your arms just like that, hm? and when you’re ready, you squeeze that trigger. don’t just pull on it,” he tells you. his voice drops even lower as his touch skims down your back slowly, then his long fingers are curling around either side of your waist. “squeeze it,” billy whispers, his grip bearing down on your body. squeezing you.

you take a deep breath and aim as best you can at the glass bottle perched on the fence post, carefully squeezing the trigger on his revolver. the shot rings out and kicks you back just a little, but billy’s right there behind you to keep you steady. the green glass shatters and you hear his delighted chuckle, feel his lips peppering kisses along your cheek and jaw.

“look at that, baby! you’re a natural,” billy praises. “my girl’s gonna take my title, huh? fastest gun in the west?” it makes you giggle, such happiness and pride radiating from the man you adore so much. his words make your cheeks flush with heat every time he calls you his girl.

billy uses those hands you never stop thinking about to gently pull his revolver from your grip, setting it aside to spin you around so you can face him. his hat blocks the sun from both of your faces where he stands, and his eyes match the shade of the sky. he brings his hands up to cup your jaw, brushing his thumbs along your cheeks reverently.

“what’s that pretty blush for, baby?” he asks, voice airy and sweet. the corner of his mouth ticks up in a grin. he dips his head down just enough to kiss your cheek, then smiles and presses a matching one to the other side. “is it ‘cus i called you my girl?” he teases, delight running through him as you make a little sound in the back of your throat. he loves to rile you up, make you putty in his hold. “think i ain’t noticed how you get all shy on me when i say it? its just about the cutest thing i could ever imagine.”

one hand continues to hold your jaw and you don’t even realize you’ve tipped your head into his touch, leaning your cheek into his palm like a cat being given affection. his other hand goes to brush away a strand of hair that came loose in the breeze. billy’s hands are so strong, have caused so much damage in his young life. they’ve worked hard and played even harder. his hands are steady, quick. your gunslinger.

“you are my girl, ain’t you? c’mon, honey, say it. please?” billy asks with a pretty grin.

“yeah, billy. i’m your girl.”

[thegradus]

I am vibrating with the force of a thousand bees omg could I please request a drawing of Billy Batson (just little Billy, mortal form) sitting in on a Justice League meeting, surrounded by all the serious and adult members.

Or

Billy Batson kicking Lex Luthor in the shin/knee

Your art is so amazingly cool, OP

They took him from the street just as a normal child. Got a job for him. Just entirely unrelated from captain marvel

[nelkcats]

Invocation to the wrong deity

Diana needed help, but it was a burden that fell on her, since the danger was on Themyscira. She wasn't going to bother her companions with a personal problem so she didn't inform the League.

Or at least, she didn't think to ask for help until she realized that she required an experienced mage to perform a summoning. She could ask Zatana for help but she was on a journey, and Constantine was not an option. With a sigh she decided to contact Captain Marvel.

Her partner agreed to help her immediately, and with much reluctance on her mother's part (no one was happy with the Captain's participation but they accepted it) they managed to perform the summoning. Just in time, because one of the "evils" from Pandora's box had landed on their land.

Unfortunately, instead of summoning their old guide "Pandora", someone else appeared. A teenager in a star-spangled cloak looking around excitedly. Of course, no one was happy with such a development.

Except the summoned one, Danny was happy to leave his meeting with the Observants, the excuse of the summoning was always convenient.

[smashlovesscream]

Have you been blessed today? No? Well here.

LET HIS SMILE BLESS YOU SKDJSJFKOS

God. He makes me lose my mind.

AGH

I'm not all over skeet like you are BUT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME MELT.... NO REASON SO LOOK SO SILLY AND CUTE

Hes like "hehe, I get to kill sum ppl.." HES JUST LIKE THE AUDIO THAT GOES "im gonna kill ur familly!! And the cops won't belive if u say it was me!!:3"

Thank you, I'm blessed, died and rotted to heaven

[mellybabbles-reblogs]

What if I…

*TRIPLES your monocles*

MONOCLE PILEEEEEEE

(I'LL GO GET THE MONOCLES OUT OF STORAGE HELL YEAH)

What?! HOW MANY MONOCLES DO YOU IDIOTS HAVE?!

[latenightsundayblues]

Oh so imagine Billy wearing Stu’s jacket sometimes cause Stu’s just a gentleman to him

A quick little messy afternoon sketching sesh never hurt anybody

His fingers are turning blue billy. Just give it back

[harringroveera]

Steve: Fist me

Billy: What did you just say?

Steve, holding out his fist for a fist bump: Fist me!

Billy: …

Billy: It’s a fist bump, Bambi. Don’t ever say that to anyone else again, alright?

[hyunsvngs]

ot8 hc on how they would be before/during wedding night sex !!

like how excited they would be during the wedding, wanting to share a loving, beautiful moment with you but also getting a bit hard during the dance party because hes just so fucking in love and horny (and kinky)

chan - soooo utterly lovestruck. sex is long, so slow and gentle and loving. tells you he loves you about a million times during. strokes your hair, kisses your forehead. kisses you everywhere. super romantic.

minho - really really gets off on seeing you in white. the pure innocent vibe just really gets him going. like, he already knows you're just as dirty as him but the fantasy of ruining/spoiling/corrupting you drives him wild

changbin - he's always very giving during sex, but on your wedding night it's a whole new level. you look so beautiful that day & he's so grateful that you're his that he feels he needs to pay you back somehow. will make you cum as many times as you're physically capable of

hyunjin - cries happy tears all day & evening. but once you're alone that night? you guys would fuck like bunnies for real. he has so much love for you & it's all going right to his dick. five seconds after he cums he's hard again. so you guys just go all night long.

jisung - almost pops a boner when he sees you in your wedding dress. fucking you is the only thing he can think about, throughout the whole ceremony and reception. doesn't even let you get your dress off before he starts fucking you

felix - definitely cries during wedding night sex bc he's just so overwhelmed with love & emotion. can't believe how lucky he is that you've made this commitment to him. sweet little baby

seungmin - would also get off on corrupting your 'innocence' but to the extreme. your wedding night sex is Dirty with a capital D. you're sweaty, covered in seungmin's cum and your own drool, gagging on his fingers as he fucks you so rough it hurts. yet there's so much love in it

jeongin - another one who has to beg his dick not to get hard the entire day LMAO. you just look so stunning, he can't believe it. whispers dirty things in your ear all day, about how he can't wait to get your pretty dress off you & fuck you so good you cry.