#evan peters universe

[yandereunsolved]

Kai Anderson & James Patrick March fusion

彡 What would they look like fused?

Name: Benjamin 'Benji' Antero March

Species: Ghoul

Age: late twenties

Sex & Gender: Male & Cisgender

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Height: 5'10"

Eye color: gray

Hair color & style: blue with black roots, medium-length, half bun

Clothes: academia aesthetic— trench coats, button up shirts, dress pants, pocket watch, ascots, suits

Extra attributes: healed scar on his neck, dimples, four arms, chest tattoo of his kill count that goes up everytime he kills someone new, and vitiligo

彡 Who is dominant in the fusion?

• Equally dominant

█████ 50% Kai Anderson

█████ 50% James Patrick March

彡 Personality & Background

Canon Background:

Kai Anderson came to the Cortez after one of his ex-cult members fled to the hotel after betraying him. While killing the ex-cult member in their bed, James appeared before him. They spoke and realized they had similar ideals. James is a serial killer, and Kai is a cult leader. They have their differences when it comes to James's gentlemanly attitude. He is sincere in that fact, and with Kai, it is just a facade. The thing that rests underneath the both of them is unhinged and equally twisted.

They fused because of James manipulation. While fused, they are equally dominant, but James always has a bit of an edge against Kai while de-fused. They fused after killing the family of a wealthy governor who had crossed Kai.

Together, they are Bejamin, or Benji for short. Benji is a serial killer cultist. Kais inner circle of his cult moves into the Cortez, and the rest of his devoted followers live around them or will commit to traveling there for meetings. Benji teaches his inner circle how to kill effectively and how to use the hotel, mostly. If someone were to betray him, he still has enough tricks up his sleeve to rid them from this world.  

He has the hotel Cortez upgraded with new floors and even more intricate traps and killing places. If the Cortez was a murder hotel before, now it's a massacre hotel. Benji constantly has the authorities coming under cover and snooping in his palace of death. They all disappear without a trace of their whereabouts.

Benji rarely defuses. The large milestone he defuses for is Devil's Night. As well as whenever Kai has to do his work and give speeches. 

Kai and James have to share partners. James refuses to allow anyone to fall into Kai's— unrefined ways, and Kai just wants to show James that he is able to steal from his selection of lovers. Kai gets insecure around James, and James exploits that. Apart, they are definitely yanderes, but Benji is like yandere turned up in every single category. Any partner, hookup, or flirt is either deadmeat or his soul mate.

You fall for Benji? You are dating Kai and James as well. You fall for Kai? James and Benji. You fall for James? Well, Kai and Benji. Those are the rules. You have to abide by them, or you are just another body in the never-ending pile.

Personality:

First off, Benji has Kias misogyny and James gentleman-like nature. Benji is a condescending and protective misogynist. In his mind, he doesn't hate women; they aren't below him. They just need to be protected. They just need to be explained to. He just needs to guide them in the right manner. He doesn't need a traditional wife. He just needs a man, woman, non-binary, etc. who will listen.

Definitely a Lawful Evil type. Benji is straight-up vile and evil, but he has his own code. He doesn't kill in other people's territory without their permission. He doesn't let others kill inside his territory, the Cortez, without his permission. He doesn't leave a mess. He doesn't make a sound, but his victims do. His killing style is very much inspired by art, especially religious art. He uses the blood of his enemies for paintings that he hangs in the Cortez. Of course he dilutes the blood enough so that if you test it no blood match will come of it. He loves art galas.

An ENTP, Lawful Evil, cultist, serial killer. Quite a handful. As I said, another rule of his is that you have to listen. That is his most important rule. Those who don't listen, disappear. He doesn't give anyone second chances... except maybe you (reader).

✉ Sidenote: I could also make an original character that could be his lover??? And then I could also write about him with just a reader insert??? OC lover? Yes or no.

Very yandere. Not even gonna lie— possessive, obsessive, meticulous, and manipulative. He's still oddly wholesome on a weird level. This is because of how at odds some of Kais and James characteristics are. He will pull up in a limousine to McDonald's just to order some chicken nuggets. I am talking about him having his nicest clothes on and everything. The next moment he is in the Cortez eating a five star meal with foods you are unable to pronounce the names of.

Since he is a ghoul and part James— he does have to eat human flesh to partly sustain himself. The blood is more of a mere delicacy to him. He keeps blood wines for special occasions. The first time Kai came across this while they were defused he was like... "James wtf-???"

James merely explained that it must have been Benji that did so. James is more experienced with fusing because he has lived longer and fused with a few people. However, Kai has never fused stably with anyone before. James was his first. Kai often complains that James being his first real fusion sounds so gay. He fused with Winter once on accident and they were unstable. So they were only fused for like maybe five to ten minutes. Kai declared that he would never stoop as low as to fuse with a woman again. Yeah, yeah, homophobic Reddit incel— all of the bitches want to fuse with you.

彡 Abilities & Weapons

• Knife proficiency, Gunmanship, Swordsmanship

• Wealth, Intellect, Charisma, Hacking

• Control over the supernatural entities in the Cortez, Ghostly powers (will probably be expanded upon at a future date)

• Leadership skills/Cultist, Master killer

Benji gets very creative with his killing. He only really has one specialized weapon from his fusion. His pocket watch. Ah, ah! Hold on. Do not click off just because I said pocket watch. Stay with me here.

His pocket watch has a secret compartment that he is able to keep a vial of untraceable poison in. One drop is enough to kill an entire country. One vial of it is worth half a billion dollars. So of course when he is serving intimate dinners he will tell Ms. Evers to slip a drop in— just so the dearest guest that he hates with his guts dies mysteriously. (Inspired by when Kai made them drink the kool-aid and it wasn't poisoned. tehe. except now Benji has a vial to poison the 'kool-aid'.)

彡 Dialog(s)

"Hmm? Well, this is new. I can't wait to kill in this new body." - Benji's first words; Kai and James fusing for the first time

"Darling, don't be a slut. Men don't like women that are sluts for everyone. They only like women who are sluts for them." - Benji right before killing his one night stand who was a hooker

"Who says I can't achieve world domination and kill while doing it? I am a very skilled multi-tasker." - To the Countess

"Shut the fuck up! Shut it, just shut up! Can't you do one thing right in your miserable, pathetic little life? One thing. One thing I ask of you and yet you failed!" - To Ms. Evers after she ruined his brand new suit while trying to clean the blood out of it

"Fail again and you will have a second death. Twice as long. Twice as painful. And twice the fun for me." - Benji threatening one of his dead followers after they failed to kill someone for him

"I would be terribly sorry for making you wait. Except, I see no manwich. I kill for you, I satisfy your carnal desires, I give you the greatest and most pure form of love. I provide you all you would ever need and more. Yet, when I ask for a manwich—! You cannot fucking make it. You know, dearie, I absolutely despise people who can't listen. Isn't that all I have ever asked of you? To listen." - Benji speaking to a, now ex and dead, partner of his; referenced below

"Ah, oh, yes. maniacal giggles You are fucked. In both ways." - to a freshly made ex-partner of his

"Are you done playing your little games? Holy water, a salt ring, a set of rosary beads— it's all so thrilling. Your need to resist me. Your attempts to make yourself seem more safe. You are dead, but don't accept it. I want to see the fear in your eyes as the life leaves them." - to a nun before he kills her

"Are you a homosexual? How repulsively tempting." - Benji flirting with a CEO to get his guard down so he is able to hack into his computer and steal all of the CEO's money and secrets

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✉ a/n: I really tried to successfully combine both of their personalities. I'm afraid that some of Kai's discord kitten energy got drowned out by James's old timey-ness... since they are an equally dominant fusion I tried to mix both of their traits together equally. I was thinking of doing a combination of either Kit & FrankenKyle or Jimmy Darling & FrankenKyle next... or Tate & FrakenKyle. I just love Kyle sm. He's such a sweet baby. Thank you for listening to my rants. Remember that you are important and loved :) And if no one told you today, thank you for being alive 💕.

✉ tags: @bluerthanvelvet444 @lacucarachapisser

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𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜, 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐓𝐕𝐬, 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬.

𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐮𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝. 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮" 𝐬.

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦/ 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐓𝐕𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

"𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫… 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬.

"𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐲'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰" 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐚𝐰 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐡 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐞.

"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?" 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭.

"𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞." 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡.

"𝐎𝐤" 𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 "𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬" 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.

"𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰? 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚 "𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟" " 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

"𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧," 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 " 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟖 𝐓𝐕𝐬?" 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬.

"𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥" 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.

"𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲/𝐧, 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐤?" 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞.

"𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰" 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌!

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆🎀

[humorously-yours]

Sexiest Man Alive for a reason 😌

[newwavesylviaplath]

serving tate langdon realness

[mavelmutantmagic616]

X-Men Apocalypse Posters.

[overdr1ve1]

need everyone to know that in the fic im writing remus is a private school boy who meets sirius because of school mandated community service, and they have to plant a garden, and sirius hates him cuz he’s really into him but he’s closeted so he kinda hates that! cant wait!

[labyrinthhofmymind]

when ben sings did i mention and serenades mal in descendants it is actually just james potter and lily evans in disguise.

like you cannot tell me james potter didn’t get up in front of the whole school and sing a sappy love song about how in love he’s with lily, using remus, sirius, and peter as backup dancers

its true this is cannon it happened!!!

[allgreekbitch]

marauders jumanji au. that’s it. it doesn’t have to go like the movies go, but i would just Love to see them thrown in a video game. it would be hilarious bc they’re all such drama queens

[notaclothingstore]

superheroes with super speed must hate technology. like imagine going 1000 miles an hour for everything you do and then having to type slow enough that your phone will actually pick it up? i’m so impatient i’d lose my mind.

[where-is-vivian]

2024 Prongsfoot Fest is open!

Time for the 2nd edition of the summer fests we host on this account! This year, Prongsfoot (James Potter/Sirius Black), and more specifically in Canon Divergent alternate universes.

Sign-ups are open until July 24th, and Assignments are open until July 31th. Feel free to submit prompts, for writers and artists to fill them! And if you want to participate, the fest is already open.

If you have more questions than those answered in the FAQ of the fest, feel free to drop by my ask box. I will post the prompts as they get submitted on this account, as well as the finished works, to share it with everyone. Both fics and fanarts/artworks are welcome. All the rules are listed in the description of the fest!

[cxndiedvi0lets]

Moira O'Hara. Miguel O'Hara. Idgaf they are the same person to me.

[melsimps]

Something something a 311619 Quickie mood board (it's awful ik but I tried)

Also, got plans for the next chapter of the silverwolf fic dw I'm working on it.

[purehypnotic]

🤍🧸•.¸♡ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒅 ♡¸.•🧸🤍

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐈 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨. 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞.

"𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨" 𝐈 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝟗𝟎% 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.

"𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐮𝐡 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐣𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐭" 𝐇𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬.

"𝐍𝐨, 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬," 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝.

"𝐎𝐤, 𝐣𝐞𝐞𝐳 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲," 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨.

"𝟓𝟎 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬" 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 .

"𝐡𝐮𝐡," 𝐇𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞.

"𝟓𝟎 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝟓𝟎-𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞," 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐲.

"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞" 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞.

"𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬" 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝟐 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡" 𝐈 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰.

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝟐𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐈 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞��.

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲," 𝐇𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐈 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲-𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐬.

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐲/𝐧" 𝐈 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.

"𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝" 𝐇𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠.

"𝐨𝐡, 𝐝𝐮𝐡" 𝐈 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

"𝐃𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞," 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞.

"𝐲-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡" 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭.

"𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦" 𝐈 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰.

"𝐦𝐡𝐦𝐦" 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐠.

"𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫" 𝐈 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠.

"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫" 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲.

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰" 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞.

"𝐈- 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲… 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟" 𝐇𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲.

"𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" 𝐈 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

"𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲?"

"𝐦𝐡𝐦𝐦"

"𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐤" 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫.

"𝐲𝐨, 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟" 𝐈 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝.

"𝐨𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞," 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬.

"𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐦," 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐬.

"𝐠𝐨𝐭, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐤" 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐬 𝐮𝐩.

"𝐨𝐤" 𝐈 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐩, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝.

𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆🎀

[dilf-whore]

dad!peter maximoff

pairing: peter maximoff x mutant! f!reader

genre: fluff

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You stop in your tracks and catch your breath, you've been trying to chase down your 6 year old, Vincent who's been running around and breaking down some of your furniture in the process. Unfortunately for you, your son inherited his dad's abilities instead of yours, making it harder for you to stop him from causing more damage and possibly, himself.

"Why am I doing the chasing here? You have the super speed, do something!" You shout at Peter who’s clapping and cheering on your son.

You’re technically looking after two kids.

“Peter!” you call again, clapping your hands together to catch his attention, causing him to get startled and jump a little.

"Okay-okay, I'll go get him" He replies, zooming off to go after Vincent.

You watch the two speedsters dash around your living room, the strong wind from their movements making you stumble every time they past by you. Your eyes try to follow them and soon you realized that your husband is not trying to stop Vincent, instead, he was permitting the playing even more as you hear giggles from them.

“My boy's faster than his daddy!” Peter exclaims.

A huge sigh escapes your lips and rub your forehead. You plop down on the couch behind you and tiredly watch the two play, you weren't annoyed though, the scene makes your heart melt, you're just tired that's all. A young regular human with so much energy is already hard to handle, but a mutant with this kind of ability? Oh god.

After a while, the TV starts to show your son's favorite show and an idea suddenly popped in your mind. You raise hands and they start glow white, so does your eyes. You cast an illusion around your living room, the cartoons from the show appear on the ceiling together with stars, the moon, and other intergalactic things you could think of.

Vincent abruptly stops at the center, his head tilted upwards and lips slightly parted from awe. Peter stands beside him as you continue with your illusion, his stance and expression's the same as the boy.

"Darling maybe you should lay down" you tell your son who immediately obliged, followed by Peter. Vincent lays his head comfortably on his father's stomach, the two watching the mesmerizing scene unfold.

"Peter, honey, pat his thigh. Put him to sleep" you whisper-shout.

"You know, I always forget you can do these things. You're so amazing" He reply, his attention still glued on your illusion, you never fail to captivate him with your powers - he's such a child.

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[travelingtwentysomething]

[superbwritingdistaster06]

Someone just said to me that they like Harry Potter and I had to restrain myself from letting the love for his dead parents and their dead group of friends show because I’d literally just met them.

I had to say “oh, me too!”

My obsession with them cannot be normal.